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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
shalom yospos

i have an important rite of passage ahead of me as i will soon make the transition from boy to man in the jewish celebration of yom kippur. i have been told i will be given a new computer by my grandparents. oy vey! i would like to make this extra special by having a gentile engrave an inspiring thought into it with laser, or a kosher laser if on shabbat. do you have any ideas or suggestions? g-d bless you all

happy 4th candle of rosh hashanah

shalom yospos

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GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

john 3:16

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



GameCube posted:

jony 3:16

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

GameCube posted:

john 3:16

if christianism were the correct religion why was jesus christ himself jewish? makes you think

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
engrave the dell logo, op

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
you're hosed

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

"do it for her" to inspire the wage slave who engraves your laptop, op

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!
p-p-p-powerbook

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
dont dead open inside

with a steve jobs wallpaper

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
poasting station

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
engrave "happy yom kipper"

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
it sucks that crapple dont let you engrave poo poo any more. i got my address engraved on my "the new ipad" (2013?) which i think was quite cool actually. but now you cant do it. not for phones, not for nuthing. hosed up timb!!!!!!!

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

"cheesey on my peeny and some sauce-a on my balls"

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Gazpacho posted:

you're hosed

please no antisemitism itt

pram
Jun 10, 2001

carry on then posted:

"do it for her" to inspire the wage slave who engraves your laptop, op

it’s a machine

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Triglav posted:

engrave "happy yom kipper"

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
help me i'm trapped in the laptop factory

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
si non confectus, non reficiat

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
"Oh wow. Oh wow."

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
8==================================D

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
thinkpad supremacy

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
tom collins 10 year retrospective

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

#ThankYouSteve for sucking my dick at that truck stop

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Dongslayer. posted:

tom collins 10 year retrospective

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

cooling holes to help stave off throttling, op

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

GameCube posted:

john 3:16

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



it's actually gnu/linux

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

i had no idea that there was a german branch of jews for jesus and my life is not improved by this knowledge

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
send it to me and i'll make a bong out of it

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Penguissimo posted:

cooling holes to help stave off throttling, op

there speed holes hth

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i had no idea that there was a german branch of jews for jesus and my life is not improved by this knowledge

theres value in having a plan b. just in case.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Triglav posted:

engrave "happy yom kipper"

yippie kai yom kippur, motherfucker

ProjektorBoy
Jun 18, 2002

I FUCK LINEN IN MY SPARE TIME!
Grimey Drawer
foxconn graveyard inside

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

my parents got me a circumcision for Chanukah this year. 30 years old and finally a man (or I will be in April!)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"suckin' dick bought this macbook", op

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

power botton posted:

my parents got me a circumcision for Chanukah this year. 30 years old and finally a man (or I will be in April!)

isn't that known to be horrifically painful in adults

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
"30 years old and finally a man" would also be a good macbook inscription by the by

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

isn't that known to be horrifically painful in adults

ill let you know.

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
set sail for dick

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