Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1649044739763712000

quote:

Sure, here's a short story written in a style reminiscent of Donald Trump's Twitter account:

📣 "Lost my kitten, folks! Little Mittens, a beautiful kitten - everyone says so! She's missing! Terrible thing. People are worried. Very worried. I knew something like this would happen. SAD! #FindMittens"

📣 "In my great apartment, looking for Mittens, the best cat, people always say. She's hiding, playing games, very clever, like me. We'll find her. We always win, don't we? Yes! #MittensWhereAreYou"

📣 "Neighbors involved. Good people, but not finding anything. Some of them are Democrats - not good with pets. I'm better. Much better. I will find Mittens. Fast! #MakeMittensGreatAgain"

📣 "Going outside, big search, tremendous search! Mittens is smart, like me, but we'll find her. A beautiful cat, everyone says so. Getting cold, getting dark. Nasty weather! I never lose. Never! #TrumpFindsMittens"

📣 "Found Mittens, folks! She was in the kitchen all along. I knew it. Very smart. The best hiding spot. Tremendous joy. People are saying this is a great day, a fantastic day. A winning day! #MittensIsBack"

📣 "Thank you all. The support has been incredible, just incredible. Mittens and I are winners, just like America. Keep winning, everyone! #MakeAmericaPurrAgain"

Jokymi posted:

A sequel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrAeR_AU9FE

zetamind2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/helpmeskeletor/status/1689099545261809664

zetamind2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/helpmeskeletor/status/1689099545261809664

zedprime posted:

Straight up 4chan crystals-ing you.

Surely there is no liability here.

girl dick energy posted:

Was it sometime in this thread who said that AIs are really good at creating information-shaped sentences?

Evilreaver posted:

I liked the metaphor of 'Mansplaining', even if the AI doesn't know what it's talking about, it can talk a lot, very confidently

repiv posted:

looks normal to me

zedprime posted:

Small root cause change needed. Because it doesn't know what it's talking about, it can talk a lot, very confidently.

Also describes me to be fair.

quote:

SCP-B0RK - Puckering Yellow

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-B0RK is currently contained within a standard refrigeration unit at [REDACTED] under constant surveillance. Any personnel wishing to interact with SCP-B0RK must first obtain permission from Lead Researcher [REDACTED] and be equipped with adequate protective gear.In case of unauthorized access, MTF Omega-6 ("Shampoo Bottle Soldiers") are to be deployed immediately.

Personnel should refrain from any physical contact with SCP-B0RK unless absolutely necessary; direct skin contact with SCP-B0RK can result in severe irritation and discomfort, potentially requiring medical attention.Exposure to SCP-B0RK must not exceed 15 minutes at a time. In extreme cases, subjects may experience uncontrollable muscular contractions and spasms lasting up to several hours.

As SCP-B0RK possesses no known anomalous properties beyond direct contact, research efforts have thus far focused on understanding its genesis and potential applications. No further testing is required beyond basic examination procedures.

Description: SCP-B0RK appears to be an ordinary yellow fruit measuring approximately 5 cm in diameter and weighing around 100 grams. Its surface is slightly textured and covered in fine hairs.

SCP-B0RK was discovered after one Doctor Bowser accidentally came into contact with it while exploring his place of residence's kitchen cabinetry. Upon consuming some of the pulp, Bowser immediately exhibited signs of distress and sought help from local Foundation operatives.

Upon examination by Medical personnel, Bowser reported feeling an intense burning sensation followed by a prolonged period of puckering in his mouth and throat; this sensation described as "like licking a 9-volt battery," but significantly more sour. Despite its appearance, SCP-B0RK possesses an anomalously high concentration of citric acid.

Dr. Bowser has since been reassigned to assist in containing and monitoring SCP-B0RK due to his unique perspective and experience with the object.

Interviewed: Dr. Bowser (K9)

Foreword: The following interview took place on █/██/████ during routine observation of SCP-B0RK. Researcher Xiang consulted with Dr. Bowser about their experiences with the object.

Researcher Xiang: Good morning, Dr. Bowser.Thank you for agreeing to speak with me today. Can you tell us how you initially discovered SCP-B0RK?

Dr. Bowser: Woof! Woof woof bork! BORK! Woof.

Researcher Xiang: And what happened when you came into contact with SCP-B0RK?

Dr. Bowser: Ruff ruff! Bork bork! *whine*

Researcher Xiang: I see. Can you describe the sensation any further?

Dr. Bowser: *sigh* Grrrrr. Rrrr bork. Gor bluuup roooor. Grrrrr. Rrrr bork. Gor bluuup roooor. Grrrrr. Rrrr bork. Gor bluuup roooor. Grrrrr. Rrrr bork. Gor bluuup roooor. *whimper*

Researcher Xiang: That sounds… painful. Have you come up with any ideas on how to better contain or study SCP-B0RK?

Dr. Bowser: Woof woof? Woooooof woof! Grrr bork rooooor. Growl. Woof. Rrrr bork. Woof woof rrrroo?

Researcher Xiang: I understand that you previously worked at Site-██ before transferring here. Do you miss your old colleagues?

Dr. Bowser: Grrrrr. *grumble* Woof. Woooofff woof. **Pant** Woof. **Yawn** Bork…

Researcher Xiang: Well, thank you again for your time and insights, Dr. Bowser. Good boy.

Dr. Bowser: *wagging tail* Bork bork! Bork bork!

Addendum: Due to the possibility of potential use in chemical warfare, Foundation personnel have begun researching methods of synthesizing the citric acid found within SCP-B0RK. To date, results have proven inconclusive.

Icedude posted:

quote:

1 Elon Musk farting so hard that it creates a new continent
2 elon musk farting so loudly that it causes the earth to tilt on its axis
3 elon musk farting so hard that it propels him into space
4 Elon Musk farting into a microphone during a live TED Talk
5 elon musk farting and then a Tesla comes out
6 elon musk farting in space
7 Elon Musk farting in a space suit while giving a speech at the United Nations
8 Elon Musk farting so loudly that it triggers the launch sequence of a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket

Cable Guy posted:

Oh my loving god.... I plugged it in to DallE to have it fill out the frame....

So it would get through the content filters for public figures, the only prompt I gave it was "man"

The first one was perfect....



But the second one made me spill my coffee...

Cable Guy posted:

It still staggers me that DallE made that with such as basic prompt... I don't know whether it just recognised him from crawling the internet but it's just loving beautiful synchronicity.

Negostrike posted:

Tried with Photoshop's AI thing

Carthag Tuek posted:

lol looks like he rolled around in some garbage and is standing by a dumpster in an alley

credburn posted:

haha he looks properly ashamed of himself, too.

ScienceSeagull posted:

I've been looking for a particular AI story-- there was an image generator, maybe the Photoshop one, that was not supposed to be able to generate copyrighted characters. But it had enough of an inkling of what (for instance) Pikachu looked like that if you asked it for Pikachu, you'd get a sort of abstract Pika-blob. Anyone remember what this was?

ScienceSeagull posted:

I've been looking for a particular AI story-- there was an image generator, maybe the Photoshop one, that was not supposed to be able to generate copyrighted characters. But it had enough of an inkling of what (for instance) Pikachu looked like that if you asked it for Pikachu, you'd get a sort of abstract Pika-blob. Anyone remember what this was?

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/theaaplfreak/status/1690952604216422400