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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

get that OUT of my face posted:

Have you ever seen ads for t-shirts on your Facebook news feed that are created by an algorithm based on pages that you like and statuses that you've made? Of course you have.

Prayer is the Best Way to Meet the Lord, But Messing With a Woman Who Works At McDonald's Is Faster

I'm catching up on this thread but I feel like this kinda took on a darker meaning these days.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

My wife (my wife!) is in a writers circle her old professor started around march, and this is basically a lot of people's writing IRL.

this poo poo straight up fooled me because I wasn't paying attention to the thread I was in, and didn't know that was a bot.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Splicer posted:

This thread must have the highest "wait what thread am I in" rate on the forums

It does for me

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Splicer posted:

We regret to inform you that the procedurally generated duck is racist
https://twitter.com/ricangius/status/1274352293652160512

https://twitter.com/JedMSP/status/1274353551150444546?s=19

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Captain Hygiene posted:


It actually seems like one of the better generators, which sorta makes it boring because 90% of them are just kind of blandly reasonable. This is the only outright bonkers one I've seen.


I have seen a few with faked text though, which always entertains me. It always reminds me of some of my weirder dreams where my brain just decides to make up its own garbled words (usually when I'm trying to look at a digital display, for some reason)

I sometimes read something first thing in the morning after waking up.

I've had several dozen very long "dream within dream" trips, and trying to read something usually fucks me up enough to wake up, so after a troublesome dream it helps ground me too.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
They turned Steve Buscemi into Tom Cruise.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

quote:

My rage is so extreme that it cannot be matched in any man. You can flee a M1A1 Abrams main battle tank in 6 directions, but you can’t run from me. I have never lost a fair fight and I’ve won plenty. I have an 8 pack, but not the kind you find in magazines. No, mine is harder and better. My abs are literally harder than diamonds.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Betting just like enemy of the state it's immediately used to frame the first convenient minority.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Evil Dead remake looking good.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Dareon posted:

I'd say Rhythm Corporate would be a bit harder than vaporwave, but I don't know enough about genres to make a solid classification. Definitely electronica, though.

Like, I'm feeling a punk influence in that name, their music videos would involve trashing cubicle farms or office workers stripping naked and running through fields.

Reminds me of Something Corporate which was... pop punk? Alt?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Syd Midnight posted:

 "Clarence, what the gently caress are you doing?" To which Clarence looks up and says "gently caress da po-lice. You said I could do what I wanted! If you try to stop me, I'm gonna bite your dick off."

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

As a las vegas resident, this is accurate.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
That's demitri martin lamo

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

'O AKCATC CKA TO AKAT

loving loved Freak On A Leash

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Human petty bourgeoisie

Literally eating the rich 🤑

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Better to have it young and tender...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cardiovorax posted:

It's like vegetables, I imagine - some meats are just intrinsically unpleasant in flavour. Muskrat and beaver, for example, supposedly taste just vaguely oily and rancid, based on what I've heard from a hunter of my acquaintance.

Beaver rear end is blue raspberry dawg.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cardiovorax posted:

Oh, just thinking out loud because I enjoy that kind of "mixed blessing" powerup. Do I pick up the FutureSightTM and possibly lose my way if I can't read the effect correctly, or do I pass it by and trust in my own ability to predict where the next channel is going to open based on experience? It adds a bit of complexity to the decision.

I think it's just endless mode and eventually a gap just traps you.

But it would be really cool if it even synched up to player provided music, like it something in the scenes reacts to your audio output almost like a visualizer.

Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 22:18 on Feb 27, 2021

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Carthag Tuek posted:

i think the question was whether all hoofs were off ground at some point when a horse is galloping (which tbh is arbitrary, trot gallop fart). so pathe or lumiere or someone doucmented it and everyone was like, yea that makes sense: hoof's in the air

it never looked like a galloping horse had hoof on the ground at all times but some rear end in a top hat thought it did & someone had to actually invent film to prove that he was wrong

Trotting and galloping are different gaits and matter for horse races; in some races, the improper stride can disqualify a horse.

Trotters are usually harness horses, but some places still jockey them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MDlcSgcrXM

Source: I broadcast horse races all day.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Fun Friend sounds a lot like a trucker coded sex thing.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Syd Midnight posted:

machines may be terrible at writing lyrics but oh their song titles

Those lyrics loving rock are you kidding?

Dareon posted:

Don't threaten me with a good time.

put me on that Logan's Run indoor skydiving thing already

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Captain Hygiene posted:


Everyone please enjoy a nice cat(s) on this fine Sunday evening

This is a normal cat! It's remarkably unremarkable.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Man, that would look incredible for any 2.5d game.

Also, visual novels would change, that's for sure.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

:emptyquote:

Like twice week I gently caress this up and start drafting a reply about some dumb bullshit.

Then I see the thread title.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Splicer posted:

A guy who makes gpt2 bots for everything who suddenly dies leaving an aggregate uncanny valley online p-zombie version of himself to take over his life

GPT2 bot that makes GPT2 bots

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Oh dude.

I need a Da Share Zone-bot

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

That last one is going to go platinum.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Man this one loving speaks to my punk rock tastes.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Now I called the police for what I did to my co-worker!
I stabbed him like this!
I stabbed him like that!
I stabbed his chest with a baseball bat!

So I'm on the run, the cop's didn't come
And right about now it's time to have me some fun
The King Stabbed-rock that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne!

Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Jul 21, 2021

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ultrafilter posted:

I try not to just post the drilbots, but they're so good.

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1419691732422119427

gently caress you're right

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

That was decades ago in machine learning time! Here's an example you might see today!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=revk5r5vqxA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmGdNyytL9Y

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Ah poo poo they made me into an AI!

Welp it's been real. I thought my knack for kinda hearing lovely mashups naturally would be beyond the artistic abilities of AI.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Brawnfire posted:

Jokes on them, my future spouse is a random dude that looks like a girl I'm interested in but also looks like a dude

Alright, calm down there, Brandon Flowers

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

IDK they're yelling at us from yachts they can't be that depressed

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
hell ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBo_ijfKVRM



Syd Midnight posted:

machines may be terrible at writing lyrics but oh their song titles

quote:

Syd: Write a really badass metal song.

Bot: Okay. The songs starts off with a D power chord, which gives a dark and sinister feel to the song. The vocalist has a harsh voice. He sings in English, and the lyrics are about drinking beer and killing a certain dictator that was alive during World War II.

Syd: What are the name and lyrics of your song?

Bot: This song is called "Drink Beer and Kill Hitler". The vocalist is singing about how he loves to drink beer and kill Hitler. The lyrics are:

I love drinking beer
and killing hitler
satan is my best friend
and god is my cuckold
I love beer
And I love to kill Hitler
I hate the Nazi's
I'm an American Doctor Rock

This man just wrote a song about his own name. He is as talented as Shakespeare. It's a masterpiece. The lyrics continue:

my name is Doctor Rock
satan is my best friend
and I love Drinking Beer
and killing hitler
meinlieber Adolf
I'm killing you today
and I love drinking beer
and I love to kill hitler
God I love to watch Nazis burn, and I love killing hitler
drink beer kill hitler
burn nazis burn
I'm killing you today and drinking beer
mein lieber hitler
kill kill kill
The vocalist begins to grunt loudly over the music.

This song was pretty heavy.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I accept our robot overlords.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Syd Midnight posted:

machines may be terrible at writing lyrics but oh their song titles

quote:

Syd: Write a really badass metal song.

Bot: Okay. The songs starts off with a D power chord, which gives a dark and sinister feel to the song. The vocalist has a harsh voice. He sings in English, and the lyrics are about drinking beer and killing a certain dictator that was alive during World War II.

Syd: What are the name and lyrics of your song?

Bot: This song is called "Drink Beer and Kill Hitler". The vocalist is singing about how he loves to drink beer and kill Hitler. The lyrics are:

I love drinking beer
and killing hitler
satan is my best friend
and god is my cuckold
I love beer
And I love to kill Hitler
I hate the Nazi's
I'm an American Doctor Rock

This man just wrote a song about his own name. He is as talented as Shakespeare. It's a masterpiece. The lyrics continue:

my name is Doctor Rock
satan is my best friend
and I love Drinking Beer
and killing hitler
meinlieber Adolf
I'm killing you today
and I love drinking beer
and I love to kill hitler
God I love to watch Nazis burn, and I love killing hitler
drink beer kill hitler
burn nazis burn
I'm killing you today and drinking beer
mein lieber hitler
kill kill kill
The vocalist begins to grunt loudly over the music.

This song was pretty heavy.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
OMG I need a metal goon to attempt this.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I think we need ai to arrange the song.

And naturally, we serve our new robot overlords.

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