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fermun: Nov 4, 2009

they must have upgraded their servers or something, it is processing things super quick right now.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 23:32

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:31

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

god he was so good.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 00:06

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# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 03:24

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Hempuli posted:

Generated a new bunch of imaginary boardgames, this time with designer names!

this is the second time your AI has decided it must kill Mr. Walton. Leave the poor guy alone!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2022 06:50

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1516935356557320192
https://areyoutheasshole.com/

# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 02:50

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Neural Blender's comics pages:

"Garfield comic strip"

"Dilbert comic strip"

"Calvin and Hobbes comic strip"

"Family Circus comic"

"Heathcliff comic strip"

"Foxtrot comic strip"

# ¿ May 2, 2022 23:37

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

"playoff hockey"

# ¿ May 3, 2022 21:18

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

Not quite sure what all's going on in there

looks better-constructed than the original

"Picasso's Garfield"

"Salvador Dali's Garfield"

"Van Gogh's Garfield"

"Monet's Garfield"

"Jackson Pollock's Garfield"

"da Vinci's Garfield"

"Frida Kahlo's Garfield"

"Rembrandt's Garfield"

I absolutely love Monet's and Frida Kahlo's

# ¿ May 3, 2022 22:15

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

quote:

To get from San Francisco to Los Angeles, first you fly north to Las Vegas. The flight takes just over three hours.

And then you head west.

You could drive.

Or, if you�re a fan of public transportation, take the Amtrak.

But many travelers are opting to fly and driving.

The question: Why?

Is there something unique about the combination of flying and driving that�s special? Or is it simply a coincidence?

�It�s a matter of choice,� said Matt Hower, managing director of the San Francisco Bay Area Travel Association. �There�s a lot of business and leisure travelers who enjoy being on airplanes and have the flexibility.�

�The combination of flying and driving is just the most practical way to travel,� added Rick C. Karpowicz, CEO of California Car Club. �You can get from one destination to another without worrying about traffic.

feedmyleg posted:

Psh, screw that dusty old wisdom, grandpa!! Here's the new COOL wisdom:

edit: copied this one:

quote:

1) Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
2) Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.
3) You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
4) Don't judge a book by its cover.
5) A penny saved is a penny earned.
6) Good things come to those who wait.
7) The opposite of education is not ignorance, it is indifference.
8) Every great man is a failure. Every great success was a long time in coming.
9) If you want to catch a cat, it's better to play with it than chase it.
10) Always remember you are special, just like everyone else.
11) The problem with the underprivileged is they don't know how lucky they are to be born in a rich country.
12) You can't eat your cake and have it too.
13) You can't learn that much in school that you can't learn from your mistakes.
14) Never pay more for less, and never buy more for less.
15) If you aren't doing something significant, it's because you don't have a significant reason to.
16) If you make your bed, you have to sleep in it.
17) Success leaves clues, failure gets all the glory.
18) The only time you find true friends in the morning is by parting with your money.
19) Don't be bitter, be better.
20) It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you'll do things differently.
21) Every man lives in fear of the worst that can happen, and it's only then that he becomes really good.
22) There are no stupid questions. There are only stupid people.
23) If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
24) Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
25) You don't get things done by asking, you get them done by telling.
26) Everyone makes mistakes. The difference between a wise man and a fool is the wise man learns from his.
27) There is no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid answers.
28) You can't teach a pig to sing. You can only teach it to grunt.
29) There are only two places you don't want to ever visit: your dentist and the unemployment office.
30) Every dog has its day, but some dogs have two.
31) The truth hurts, but not as much as a lie.
32) The greatest satisfaction in business comes from recognizing the good judgment of your employees.
33) A business built on other people's ideas is a charity.
34) A man who doesn't look back isn't fit to lead, and a man who can't look back is fit to be dead.
35) When your goal is to get into bed with the devil, the best thing is to lie awake in bed.
36) People who say that they don't care about money are usually rewarded financially.
37) Everyone is a genius.
38) Life is 10% what you do and 90% how you do it.
39) The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
40) The biggest difference between a good businessman and a great one is that a good businessman never fails. A great businessman has a success story to tell.
41) You never grow old. You just get a little more wisdom.
42) Do not argue with the policeman. Do not throw your television set out of the window. Do not sing. Do not recite poetry. If he asks you to do any of these things, do them.
43) The average is always 50%. The median is always 50%. The mode is always 50%. These are the three 50's.
44) A wise man learns from others. A wise man learns more from his mistakes.
45) A true friend is one who cares enough to listen.
46) You don't become bitter; you learn to accept things.
47) You should ask yourself before you ask someone to do something, "Would I enjoy doing it myself?" If the answer is "yes", do it yourself.
48) If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it was never meant to be yours in the first place.
49) Never look down on anyone unless you are at least three feet taller.
50) The average person is no more than average. The world is full of people who are above average and some who are below. You can't argue with averages.

I'm fond of 29, 35, 42, 43, 47, and 49.

fermun has a new favorite as of 23:13 on May 9, 2022

# ¿ May 9, 2022 23:08

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

A mix of NeuralBlender and DALL-E mini for these:

Godzilla destroying Mars

WITCHCRAFT posted:

the "flesh friends" that appear in the periphery of an AI generated portrait photograph

WITCHCRAFT posted:

an infinite sea of flesh and fire, hollow orbs of chattering rows of teeth, hateful eyes jealous of the world we inhabit

# ¿ May 13, 2022 00:41

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Captain Hygiene posted:

Weirdly, this is the one that disturbs me the most

It's pretty disturbing with NeuralBlender as well.

The idea comes from conservative commentator Tomi Lahren who said that she spoke at a college recently and all the leftists were eating huge amounts of a mix of watermelon and refried beans to make themselves vomit on conservatives.

# ¿ May 13, 2022 00:56

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

quote:

Cyberpunk Garfield

Cyberpunk Garfield is a 2019 American action science fiction superhero comedy film directed by Jake Castorena and starring Garfield the cat, Jordan Clarkson, Will Ferrell, and Mark Hamill. It is a remake of the 1992 film, Garfield: The Movie, with the characters, story, and premise all redone with the cat from the original film. It was theatrically released in the United States on April 13, 2019, by Universal Pictures. A sequel, entitled Cyberpunk Cinema: Dream City, is set for release on October 5, 2020.

Plot

In the near future, a computer chip implanted in Garfield's head allows him to dream of a city called Cyber City, which has been constructed in an abandoned nuclear power plant. As a result, he has trouble sleeping and seeks a psychiatrist's help. Meanwhile, his owner Jon Arbuckle, who works as a professional clown, is about to marry Lois Tinsdale, a woman who worked as a lawyer, but he is distracted by his dream of Cyber City.

While working late at his office at Arbuckle's Acme Products, Jon dreams that he arrives at the power plant but discovers it to be a huge underground gambling complex. The casino's owner, "Mr. Figg", is a sadistic owner who plans to take over the world's Internet by corrupting all computer programs and shutting down all cybercrime and hacking by using a "Super Virus". After Jon is nearly murdered by Figg's henchmen, he is saved by Lois who has secretly come to the casino after being fired for trying to expose Figg's activities. Figg calls Lois' estranged husband in order to lure her to the casino. However, Lois learns about Figg's plot from Jon and warns her friends, Joe Swanson and Janice Deighan. When Figg's henchmen nearly arrest Jon, Janice reveals that she and Joe are aware of Figg's plan and will expose him to the government.

Meanwhile, Garfield dreams of Figg's henchman, Mr. Meekers, shooting him in the leg and getting into an argument with Garfield about politics. Garfield imagines the pair ending their debate and becoming friends before waking up. Joe and Janice visit Figg's office at night and steal the Super Virus, but are discovered by him, who captures them. Jon saves them and Figg's henchmen attempt to arrest him, but Janice reveals that she is a former member of Figg's security team who no longer has loyalty to Figg. Figg offers her a job as his partner, and she, Joe, and Jon flee the casino in the back of his armored truck. After arriving at the power plant, they destroy Figg's servers with the Super Virus before Jon's dream changes to a dystopian Cyber City in which Figg is imprisoned. Figg then appears, revealing that he has become the city's new leader and his henchmen prepare to hunt the trio.

Meanwhile, the police arrive at the casino in search of Jon, who is hiding from them in the employee cafeteria. Figg offers to free Jon in exchange for Lois' safe return, but she refuses. As Figg is about to begin a speech that has been prerecorded by his henchmen, he shoots Jon in the chest, leaving him for dead. Lois and her friends arrive in the armored truck and discover that the Super Virus has been removed, but Lois and Figg are captured by his henchmen. As Jon, Joe, and Janice race to the casino, Figg's henchmen corner them with their weapons. As they prepare to open fire, the Super Virus is installed in Jon's head. He and the henchmen open fire on each other, destroying the Super Virus and leaving Jon and Figg as the only survivors.

edit: here's some presidents smoking weed:

fermun has a new favorite as of 01:34 on May 14, 2022

# ¿ May 14, 2022 00:32

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

A day in the life of Glenn Danzig:

first he eats some breakfast

then he heads to the beach

where he builds a sandcastle

swims for a bit

he heads home

and cuddles his cat for a bit

then cooks up some dinner

has exactly one beer

and goes to bed

I like seeing what it spits out that works well and what ones are mostly misses.

fermun has a new favorite as of 03:13 on May 18, 2022

# ¿ May 18, 2022 02:36

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

I do not like the DALL-E Weird Al

NeuralBlender's doesn't really look like Weird Al but it's not terrifying

# ¿ May 18, 2022 03:46

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

quote:

Glenn Danzig was frolicking in a meadow, surrounded by dozens of sheep, sheepdogs and llamas. He looked up and saw us walking toward the ranch house. He waved his arms and gave us an excited �hello� � which he repeated several times before asking if he could put his arms around us. We both said �sure� and Glenn hugged us and then told us to come inside and hang out with him for awhile. We talked about a variety of things for awhile and when it was time for us to leave, Glenn asked us to stay and have lunch with him.

A few hours after we left Glenn Danzig, we received a text message from Dave: �Dude, I�m in trouble. I went into the house to get some clean clothes and came back out to find Lori and Glenn Danzig having sex.�

We all agreed that the �worst part� about Glenn�s behavior is that he can be so charming when he wants to be � and is the exact opposite of charming when he�s having sex.

The next day we got together and made a list of the various things we had noticed during our visit to Pensacola, including:

The fact that he had sex with Lori, but had no idea who we were, even though we introduced ourselves.

The fact that he went around introducing us to his friends as �my girl, here, I�m with my girlfriend.�

His use of the word �gently caress� to anyone and everyone (even children)

His behavior at the airport when he saw his bandmates.

His inability to recognize the music of his bandmates.

His behavior when we were watching him play guitar with two members of Misfits

The fact that he tried to pull the plug on an entire airport while we were there.

So much more.

# ¿ May 25, 2022 01:14

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/Dalle2Pics/status/1529658838718328832

# ¿ May 26, 2022 05:44

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# ¿ May 31, 2022 18:34

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# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 01:09

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https://twitter.com/xkcd/status/1534277433356349440

# ¿ Jun 7, 2022 22:07

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# ¿ Jun 8, 2022 22:10

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

"A portrait of Glenn Danzig by Monet" using NeuralBlender

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 11:33

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

I signed up for that gpt3 text playground and am having a blast with it, here's a bunch of things I've had it generate:

# ¿ Jun 23, 2022 00:40

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# ¿ Jul 2, 2022 03:24

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1544827736228646913

# ¿ Jul 7, 2022 00:38

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Hempuli posted:

My markov chain systems pale on any of these more advanced systems, but it's still fun to make this stuff. I generated some boardgames again:

Your markov chain systems hate Mr. Walton so much.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2022 01:49

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

# ¿ Jul 22, 2022 01:30

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Glenn Danzig rocking out on an alien planet

variations on the 3rd one

holy mountain, giger, dune, moon, science fiction

small woodland creatures playing in a heavy metal band

socialist realist art of Glenn Danzig on the moon

# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 03:12

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1553204170492108800

# ¿ Jul 30, 2022 03:26

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# ¿ Jul 31, 2022 06:14

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Carthag Tuek posted:

glenn danzig painted by beksinski?

I think it was:
Glenn Danzig on Mars, photorealistic, National Geographic picture, science fiction, horror

# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 01:14

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

The last selfie ever taken

# ¿ Aug 7, 2022 07:21

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

# ¿ Aug 10, 2022 00:35

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Inspired by Neil Cicierega's openai movie reviews
https://twitter.com/neilcic/status/1557150493532721156

I made some of my own.

I did it just how he did, gave a keyword or short phrase I wanted included above where I captured the screenshot then turned the temperature way way up so that what it spit out that wasn't something I prompted would be unusual

# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 03:12

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

rear end or Tiddies, which way western man?

prompt exactly what you see, temperature turned up to 0.90

# ¿ Aug 12, 2022 03:53

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Doggles posted:

And a web-based generator is already available again:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion

Not as fast at churning out images as the discord bot, but it's still good, and the price is absolutely right.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2022 01:25

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 02:42

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

first two are "Donald Trump with too many limbs, big and wet, National Geographic photo, high definition", second two are "Ilhan Omar with her Gundam, Socialist Realist, high definition"

# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 02:03

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

It's mommy milkers all the way down

# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 21:22

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

Today's Art:

What actor is that first one? I keep thinking Larry King based on glasses and nose but idk who it actually is. I don't know what artist/art style you chose for it at all though.

Is that second one Michael Cera Magic Eye?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2022 06:19

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:31

fermun: Nov 4, 2009

glenn danzig as a beautiful woman with bug gazungas hyperrealistic big jugs

noticed and fixed the typo of "bug" instead of "big"

# ¿ Nov 17, 2022 04:55

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