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Marine Corps Boot Camp, MCRD San Diego, early in 1980. I’m a young stud of 19 back then. Lean and mean. Yes, truly a legend in my own mind. We’re in a classroom, all four platoons in the series, so that’s about 240 recruits. Plus our drill instructors. The class instructors like to begin with a joke or a story, so the instructor asks us, “Good morning, privates. I’m curious, who here is a virgin?” Suddenly my right arm, disconnected from my brain and all on its own, thinking it knows what it’s doing, starts rising into the air. I look up and sure enough, that loving right arm of mine is up in the air. Why the hell did it do that?!?! I look around the entire room, and there’s only one arm up in the air. Mine. poo poo. Oh well, too late, it’s up there. I hold it up, high and proud. The instructor, fully expecting nobody to raise his arm, couldn’t believe it and he lost his momentum — he couldn’t deliver his next line. Pretty embarrassing. Oh well! |
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Here's my story. The year is 1982. I'm a drill instructor. 27 years old. But I've never been laid. Looking out over a new class of fresh-faced recruits, I think to myself "they all look so young. They're not ready to die. And many of them probably haven't hosed. Perhaps we can bond over not loving." I clear my throat: “Good morning, privates. I’m curious, who here is a virgin?” Only one kid raises his hand. ---------------- |
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W-were the other soldiers mean to you after that? 
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Dec 17, 2017 16:53
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Cause now I'm picturing a Full Metal Jacket scenario except it's a goon Private Joker: Are those... Mountain Dews? Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two liters. Full code red.
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cda posted:Here's my story. The year is 1982. I'm a drill instructor. 27 years old. But I've never been laid. Looking out over a new class of fresh-faced recruits, I think to myself "they all look so young. They're not ready to die. And many of them probably haven't hosed. Perhaps we can bond over not loving." |
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Dec 17, 2017 20:20
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Oh well! 
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Dec 18, 2017 09:19
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back in the early 80's, a friend bet me that I couldn't gently caress an entire boot camp platoon in one day. Long story short, when the clock struck midnight I had hosed 239 awkward pimply faced cadets and was 200$ poorer. ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2017 18:29
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little munchkin posted:back in the early 80's, a friend bet me that I couldn't gently caress an entire boot camp platoon in one day. lol |
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Dec 18, 2017 18:39
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little munchkin posted:back in the early 80's, a friend bet me that I couldn't gently caress an entire boot camp platoon in one day.
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Dec 18, 2017 18:40
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I had a dream one time where I was a Marine boot camp recruit's right arm in the year 1980. I.. I can't talk about it.
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Dec 18, 2017 19:00
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little munchkin posted:back in the early 80's, a friend bet me that I couldn't gently caress an entire boot camp platoon in one day. |
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Dec 18, 2017 19:24
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Splatmaster posted:I had a dream one time where I was a Marine boot camp recruit's right arm in the year 1980. I.. I can't talk about it. lol |
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Splatmaster posted:I had a dream one time where I was a Marine boot camp recruit's right arm in the year 1980. I.. I can't talk about it. ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2017 19:41
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little munchkin posted:back in the early 80's, a friend bet me that I couldn't gently caress an entire boot camp platoon in one day. Nice. ---------------- |
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Dec 20, 2017 00:54
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Splatmaster posted:I had a dream one time where I was a Marine boot camp recruit's right arm in the year 1980. I.. I can't talk about it. Bob? It's me, Mike!
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Dec 20, 2017 20:03
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Bacon Taco posted:Bob? It's me, Mike! OH SHOT TBEN WGKO WAS I? |
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Dec 22, 2017 09:30
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I spent most of the 80s posing as drill instructors and sneaking onto military bases to satisfy my virgin humiliation fetish. |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Marine Corps Boot Camp, MCRD San Diego, early in 1980. I’m a young stud of 19 back then. Lean and mean. Yes, truly a legend in my own mind. We’re in a classroom, all four platoons in the series, so that’s about 240 recruits. Plus our drill instructors. 
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