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Okay, so super powers are pretty cool.  Like, people can do poo poo that other people can't do. It's all very impressive and, frankly, I can't get enough.  I mean, I can personally, but our culture seems to love this poo poo. So let us make up some sweet-rear end super-dudes and dudettes! So choose a name, a power and a villian and tell us about them. If you are one of those artsy goons draw a picture. I'll start: So my hero is Liberty Dude! His power is shooting freedom fries from under his fingernails. I drew a picture of his arch-villain ROBO-FRENCHMAN:  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Im old and gay and would appreciate a decent healing factor
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Dec 22, 2017 03:31
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my guy can run super fast, his name is Skids cause sometimes he has to slam his feet down to stop on a dime and his villain is heroin. I csnt draw him cause im on mobile. Thankss
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Dec 22, 2017 03:35
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I'd be Fartimus Prime and I could change into a fart cloud and ruin people's moments. My worst enemy is a match.
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Dec 22, 2017 03:37
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my guy can march without stopping for days. he's always itchy and really irritable when he doesn't get his marching powder.
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Dec 22, 2017 03:37
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My guy is Checkline! His power is to always pick the slowest moving checkout line at any store. He has no idea which lane is the fastest, but he can always pick the slowest! Arch-Nemesis is Chatty-Bagger. Chatty is actually an A-OKay dude, but Checkline feels a bit sorry for him, wondering how many times a day he repeats the same banter over and over with each customer; but also holds him in disdain a bit because he has to suffer through the banter every time they meet at the the checkout line. Checkline feels a bit guilty though cause he knows it is his own super-power at the root of the problem, it just takes so loving long to checkout.
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Dec 22, 2017 03:49
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Internetjack posted:My guy is Checkline! His power is to always pick the slowest moving checkout line at any store. He has no idea which lane is the fastest, but he can always pick the slowest!  Very nice.
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Dec 22, 2017 03:50
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Literally A Person posted:
Thanks, fun thread. Gotta have a bit of back story, makes the powers and heroes better.
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Dec 22, 2017 03:55
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I would have specialized glands in my armpits that secrete French onion dip. My arch enemy would be Tortillia and Salsa Puss, who are always more popular at parties.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I would have specialized glands in my armpits that secrete French onion dip. 
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Dec 22, 2017 04:04
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There's also Sunset Dan. He actually can see the "green flash" every single sunset over the ocean (weather permitting of course, wpoc). At first blush, it seems pretty useless for a power. Dan is an extraordinary person though. He's recognized his unique gift for what it is; yes, other people sometimes see the flash, but he ALWAYS sees it (wpoc). If You have seen it, you know its pretty cool. A little special glimpse of natures beauty, how fun! Dan recognizes his gift from nature, an opportunity to sincerely appreciate the deepness of its beauty, and has pursued enlightenment, sharing the lessons he learns with his fellow humans. He mostly does this by hanging out on the beaches in southern California year-round, talking with anyone that will listen. Arch-Nemesis: Surprisingly, its not The Man. Dan is so chill he can actually get along with and pacify The Man as needed. So many people think they are natural enemies. They are not, at all. His real nemesis isn't even mortal. It's Compu-Vibe. Compu-Vibe as we all know is a construct. At its core is always a human host, but Compu-Vibe has taken over and assumed control, sometimes spread across hundreds of hosts, sometimes concentrated in a few handful. A complete fabrication of identity; based on opinion polls, marketing research, and maximizing market penetration, the Compu-Vibe is a near perfect simulation of chill and cool, but doesn't really have a good appreciation of harmony with nature.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:18
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I think time travel would be the best power, because then I could go back and redo anything I gently caress up
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Dec 22, 2017 04:19
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Internetjack posted:There's also Sunset Dan. He actually can see the "green flash" every single sunset over the ocean (weather permitting of course, wpoc). At first blush, it seems pretty useless for a power. Dan is an extraordinary person though. He's recognized his unique gift for what it is; yes, other people sometimes see the flash, but he ALWAYS sees it (wpoc). If You have seen it, you know its pretty cool. A little special glimpse of natures beauty, how fun! Dan recognizes his gift from nature, an opportunity to sincerely appreciate the deepness of its beauty, and has pursued enlightenment, sharing the lessons he learns with his fellow humans. Jesus, keep going.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:22
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I want the power to locate any object in a house. I'd make a killing finding lost things for people.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:32
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i would be a dumb gay idiot. i would do dumb things gayly. or is thst one already taken by the OP?
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Dec 22, 2017 04:44
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Money Man. Just having lots of money. Kinda like Batman but instead of using my money to fight injustice, I just buy yachts and poo poo. Now that I think about it I might be a villain. Doesn't feel great.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:48
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Bad Llama posted:i would be a dumb gay idiot. i would do dumb things gayly. Yeah, but that's okay friend. I won't judge you for being a no talent rip-off artist.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:49
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Dude, I want like the super power to smoke a ball of weed that is the size of the sun.
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Dec 22, 2017 04:50
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Crotch Sniffer Kimble J. Talbot could not stop sniffing his balls while attempting to suck himself. Until he did. Now Talbot can waff the stench of another persons' snatch and immediately grow shoulder hair long enough to make wings he is now called........ Sniffcarus!!
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Dec 22, 2017 04:56
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Hopper Has the ability to do one cool, pretty impressive jump every day. But just one. A day. Like she even tested it, and the power resets every night at midnight, time-zone dependent. It's pretty weird. She could wait all day til 11:59 pm and do a jump then, and then do another at 12:01 am two minutes later, cause it's the next day and the power reset. The schedule so weird and precise though, she wonders if her power is from some governmental-type agency that has a stick up its butt about time tables. Other than that, she has no idea where her jump power comes from. Its pretty cool though, and she has done a lot with it. She can't just jump 100' or anything crazy, but with a good start, she can easily clear 20' or so, no worries. She's also trained, to do awesome spin kicks and punches while flying through the air, so that is totally rad too. She also thinks, but isn't sure yet, that laying off the power for a bit causes a bit of a build up, enabling her to jump even further than before. One time she swears she cleared 50', and she hadn't jumped for at least three days. She went to test that idea though, trying to clear 40' after not jumping for 3 days, and she ate poo poo into the side of a cliff wall. She was okay a couple of weeks later, she wore some good gear; but lol. She says she's going to work on it. Okay! Arch-Nemesis: gravity. haha. Seriously though, she can jump like 20-25' its cool, but no one is all pissed off crazy about it. Though if she develops the big jumps into something, she's totally the type of person to do something with it, and probably piss some people off in the process, for the right reasons. So stay tuned.
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Dec 22, 2017 05:00
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Hope Man burdens terrible disappointment for all things, but brings those around him great joy with his optimism. Archenemy is Status Quo, who delivers slow decay through constant deflection & inaction.
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Dec 22, 2017 05:01
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Internetjack posted:Hopper original character do not steal
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Dec 22, 2017 05:03
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myDad posted:Hope Man burdens terrible disappointment for all things, but brings those around him great joy with his optimism. Dang, that is pretty deep! Edit: share some back-story! Internetjack fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dec 22, 2017 05:10
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Zippy the Bummer posted:original character do not steal I enjoyed the new Wonder Woman movie. 
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Dec 22, 2017 05:12
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Incidental Road Wear Man! Evil-doers beware. This hero has the power to create patches of rust on the bottom of your car's chassis! His greatest villain? REGULAR MAINTENANCE!
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Dec 22, 2017 05:14
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Sadly by issue 38 Fartimus Prime dies from a phalanx of renuzits. But is later reborn as Shittyass Sigma who can do literally nothing. It's like the juxtaposed exploration of egos I'm already in talks for movie rights
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Dec 22, 2017 06:38
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 Shoulderwheels has the power of two huge truck wheels attached to his shoulders. Each wheel is capable of over 400 horsepower.
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Dec 22, 2017 07:20
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i wasn't sure of a single member of the xmen was an xmen or xman for the probation reason
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Dec 22, 2017 07:23
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Jose posted:i wasn't sure of a single member of the xmen was an xmen or xman for the probation reason Lol
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Dec 22, 2017 07:34
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Sometimes I poop and skip wiping cuzco I'm lazy. No one at work notices and I've even been complimented on my oder. It's a power I suppose (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 22, 2017 08:35
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Pogsman is the single greatest pog player you will ever see. It seems downright supernatural, because it is. He got one free wish from a Wizard back in the 90s and he decided on one that would make him the coolest kid in school. It did not work. His arch-nemesis is the Wizard Who Granted That Wish, and Pogsman has spent over a decade learning the truth about real magic and training to kill those who use it to perform such cruel tricks on mortals. It's not really a fair match-up. The Wizard is actually the well-meaning, comically befuddled sort, so he is almost completely helpless against Pogsman's extensive anti-magic wards and rune-carved bullets. He's on the run, trying to escape the madman who has killed his way through so many of his friends and colleagues, but Pogsman is relentless.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:03
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Greatbow is the greatest archer in the world. If he had to, he could shoot down a bird in flight from the other side of a football field. If the arrow can fly that far, he'll hit his target dead on, first time, every time, whether it's moving or not. But he has absolutely no idea, and his bow skills don't translate to anything else. He has never really tested his skill with a bow. Why would he? He did shoot a bow at a Ren Faire once, and he got a bullseye, but he really didn't think much of it at the time, or since. I mean, who even cares about bows these days???? Not that it's useless, he could totally be a competition shooter or maybe a trick archer if he knew, but he just really doesn't. He never even considered.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:20
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Superheroin is a guy who is immune to overdoses and he still makes the drugs look really good. He can do a bunch of drugs and not die but my friends who he is convincing the drugs are safe will die instantly when they do his drugs. My uncle also swears a lot and drinks a lot of beer and sells the bottles for heroin money.
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Dec 22, 2017 09:24
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 Once upon a time, a girl did so many squats in a row that her butt got superpowers.  Now she fights crime as Superbutt! Her arch nemesis is Dr. Carbs.
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Dec 22, 2017 11:13
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is that pick?
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Dec 22, 2017 11:14
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Sometimes I poop and skip wiping cuzco I'm lazy. No one at work notices and I've even been complimented on my oder. josey, if you start probing people who are gross this place'll be a ghost town
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Dec 22, 2017 11:39
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my super power is heart
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Dec 22, 2017 15:29
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One of the things I've always liked to do is teleport. But I also like sucking dicks. So, Cumoport! I can teleport instantly, anywhere, no restrictions. But I can only teleport to a place where a guy is orgasming. I simply concentrate. I dig deep, think real hard, meditate on where I want to be. And of course it's in front of a dick that's spurting. And there I am. Probably a good superpower for infiltrating various secret government facilities staffed by nerds, where there are other teleport blockers in place (these people play Dungeons and Dragons, I think they're pretty aware on how important it is to stop teleporting vigilantes, but would never think of a bi-teleporter posessing one of their guys). Oh yeah I can possess the people I suck off but only if the plot demands it.
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Dec 22, 2017 15:43
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Ein cooler Typ posted:my super power is heart
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Dec 22, 2017 15:45
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I don't want to die and have many injuries so I will take a healing power like Wolverine's I guess. Otherwise give me something like Bi-Han's Noob Siabot powers as long as I keep my free will. I would love me open up portals straight to the Taco Bell every time I get hungry or they have a new $5 value box thing.
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