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Jose posted:is that pick? It's off brand Wii fit trainer
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Wicker Man. I can weave a basket really fast. And in that basket I will carry my hand grenades with which I combat evil. I'm being sued for plagiarism by The Grenadier even though my brand is all about the baskets, not the grenades. He's a dick.
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Icochet posted:Wicker Man. I can weave a basket really fast. And in that basket I will carry my hand grenades with which I combat evil. If you only carry grenades in your baskets, then he might have a case against you buddy. Have you tried also carrying swords or guns in your baskets?
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Applewhite posted:
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Literally A Person posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) lmbo. Jose is the best mod.
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Moxxis Endowment posted:"Jubilee is the worst member of the xmen. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours." This is the most fair thing that has ever happened to me on these here forums. I regret nothing!
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I'm super fast but only when not viewed I'm invisible but only if I wear really loud squeaky armor I'm invincible but only when I'm bleeding profusely I can fly but only underwater
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I'm super fast but only when not viewed Are you like Alanis Morrisette's IRONY MAN!?!?!?!?
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The ability to know when someone is thinking or talking about me and what they're saying, no matter where they are in the world. I'd probably kill myself within the week.
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Creamed Cormp posted:If you only carry grenades in your baskets, then he might have a case against you buddy. Have you tried also carrying swords or guns in your baskets? I don't wanna get in trouble with Rapier and Muzzle Blast, the litigious twins.
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A good superpower would be existing in four spatial dimensions because it encompasses a few things: Invisibility: just step outside of space into hyperspace and no one can see you Walking through walls: again, just step around a wall in hyperspace Brainpunching: Punch someone directly in the brain by just going around their skull. I bet you could also learn to safely stun people with a light brain tap too if you were a supervillain with this power you could also invisibly rape people through their clothes though which is p disconcerting
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My character's super power is that she is the most qualified presidential candidate in the history of politics. In the first story I'm writing, she realizes it's her turn to run for president, but a shadowy arch-villain whose superpower is invincibility rises to oppose her.
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my character's superpower is she turns bullet into adderall so when people want to kill me they actually make me stronger until they still kill me
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Moxxis Endowment posted:"Jubilee is the worst member of the xmen. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours."  right now
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Siddartha the Stationary. Can sit still for years with a serene smile on his face. (Dark secret: the whole time he's thinking about that gif where a gibbon pulls a dogs tail and runs away)
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eSports Chaebol posted:A good superpower would be existing in four spatial dimensions because it encompasses a few things: Just gotta make sure you’re facing the right direction when you emerge back into 3D space or you’ll end up with every protein in your body all hosed up. (Thanks Asimov!)
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The Sixxer is a superpowered individual blessed with the power to temporarily repress an opponent's power. Committing themselves only to righting wrongs, The Sixxer lives a life of neutrality, oftentimes squaring off against superhero and supervillain alike. Despite not standing too much normally, The Sixxer on occasion winds up the object of everyone's ire, if only because their power ruins the whole supercommunity's fun. Despite said neutrality, The Sixxer does have a nemesis: Dear Richard , a psychotic runaway with the power of sound at his command. Rambling and incoherent, Dear Richard will often choose to ally with whichever side currently opposes The Sixxer, in the hopes that he might finally break through and let his voice be heard. I typed all this up while pooping and I kinda regret it.
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My guy goes by the alias John Titor and is a former black ops time traveler who goes into the past and tries to warn people of upcoming tragedies but is largely ignored.
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amusinginquiry posted:My character's super power is that she is the most qualified presidential candidate in the history of politics. In the first story I'm writing, she realizes it's her turn to run for president, but a shadowy arch-villain whose superpower is invincibility rises to oppose her. And in the end, they get married and later he becomes president.
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Im dr carbs
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I'm his alternate universe double Dr. Crabs
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Im dr carbs Well now I'm reposting a Superhero comic I did for an old thread:  Found out just now that Simpsons Did It first. Man. They really have done everything.
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Shinjobi posted:I typed all this up while pooping and I kinda regret it. Don't regret it, I don't! Blurry Gray Thing posted:Well now I'm reposting a Superhero comic I did for an old thread: Ah, an oldey but goody.
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Sometimes I poop and skip wiping cuzco I'm lazy. No one at work notices and I've even been complimented on my oder. Otto Von Skidmark*
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:My guy goes by the alias John Titor and is a former black ops time traveler who goes into the past and tries to warn people of upcoming tragedies but is largely ignored. Is your nemesis the serial date-rapist who buys the patent to your time machine?
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Mystique, but for other people's bodies.
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Venture Capitalist can use any other superhero's power, as long as its completely useless for the current situation. gets all the credit anyway
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Stexils posted:Venture Capitalist 
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Well now I'm reposting a Superhero comic I did for an old Applewhite thread: FTFY  And also Fuuuuuck. I guess Superbutt fights Gluten Tag now.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Well now I'm reposting a Superhero comic I did for an old thread: Thats fuckin cool as hell
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