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IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
One of the things I've always liked to do is teleport. But I also like sucking dicks.

So, Cumoport! I can teleport instantly, anywhere, no restrictions. But I can only teleport to a place where a guy is orgasming. I simply concentrate. I dig deep, think real hard, meditate on where I want to be. And of course it's in front of a dick that's spurting. And there I am.

Probably a good superpower for infiltrating various secret government facilities staffed by nerds, where there are other teleport blockers in place (these people play Dungeons and Dragons, I think they're pretty aware on how important it is to stop teleporting vigilantes, but would never think of a bi-teleporter posessing one of their guys). Oh yeah I can possess the people I suck off but only if the plot demands it.

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