Savagely Destroying My Pet Dog Using Logic

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little munchkin

"There is no such thing as an absolute morality," I begin. "You are merely a girl, and the fact that you even have a concept of a good girl and a bad girl only goes to show how primitive your brain is."

My dog, Gwendoline, wags her tail thoughtfully for a moment. Then, in a display of submission, she rolls over and presents her belly for a scratch.

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little munchkin

It's funny how when you have a bone, you're a capitalist. Yet when I'm eating dinner, you're a socialist. Your morality is as blatantly self-serving as the licking of your own genitals that you do each night.

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