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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
West Ham have sold Sakho and are about to sell Ayew. Gold and Sullivan have been trying to get clubs to give us their best players on loan (to the extent that one of the targets was personally insulted by them trying to do this). They have now turned their attention to some shitclogger from Preston North End that even the PNE fans think is poo poo. He's scored 18 goals in 87 appearances for Preston and we're about to pay 10 million for him.

We're an absolute joke

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Jose posted:

lmao htey love to sign a poo poo striker

Even with all the injury problems, inconsistent scoring and disciplinary issues, Andy Carroll is probably their most successful striker signing ever. And that's just tragic

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Andre Ayew back to Swansea looks to be done according to the BBC. Which means that West Ham are actually going to be signing Jordan Hugill. Presumably as a joke

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Spangly A posted:

did you see the russian striker telling the owners to gently caress off and not insult his club with lovely bids? summed it up

also lmao that they made their main target a russian striker after it becomes public that every last sportsman and footballer in Russia is on the state-run doping program and Russia is kicked out of the paralympics

They never intended on signing him or Dendoncker (the latter being even more infuriating as he seems to really want to come here). They did what get always do. Put in a lovely low bid/loan offer so they get to turn around and say "at least we tried" while selling the only two strikers who can actually run and buying more tacky poo poo for their sons with the money.

Their excuse for Dendoncker now is that it's too late for him to have a medical.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Reminder that we almost signed Islam Slimani this morning. Who is African. So what this means is pretty much: "No Blacks"

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