Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Cheating doesn't exist, you're just bad. 600m eight headshot volley in 3 seconds on two crouched and never-standing-still opponents showing at most the top 1/8th of their helmets behind concrete cover on a pop up shot?

git gud, son

https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryResourcefulTardigradeTBTacoLeft

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Rolled a three-peat chicken dinner last night on NA TPP with my buddy BCRock and a couple other guys in our regular crew. :feelsgood:

One of our guys had a "Perfect" ranking on his k/d with 428 as his average squad damage. Came really close to 4, but one of our guys gummied out after too many edibles and we got scattered & knocked and ended in third place on the 4th game when we should have gotten it.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
That run was pretty insane. 8 straight top-threes.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Wow, I didn't know that there are other better players in this team-oriented game I play in teams, that's a good observation. I look forward to subscribing to your twitch channel with my free Amazon Prime monthly when you become rich and famous for your K/D.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
LOL. Nice play, excellent interview. 0/3 on team high fives, maybe have another baby while you think that strat over. Try a fist bump perhaps??

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
https://www.costco.com/Natural-Blind-Green-3-piece-Deluxe-Ghillie-Suit.product.100412989.html

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Are Activision just going to patch in all the ideas that get put into PUBG first, or what?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The amount of desync any individual suffers is directly proportionate to their opinion on how good they are at the game, from what I've observed.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The cinematic nature of this dumb game and how it can accidentally turn into a action/comedy movie at any moment is 98% of the reason I still play.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
From what I've been told, It's impossible to cheat in FPP so this guy who picked up the game a week ago is probably legit good enough to have a 10 k/d, yep.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

White Noise Marine posted:

Drove into the river with 3 dudes in the back of the dump truck killing all 3. Does that count?

The vehicles in CODBLERBG are hilariously poo poo, in a bad way. Unlike the hilariously poo poo in a hilarious way that PUBG does vehicles.

The dump truck does 0-6 mph in 0.0001 seconds and then top speed (downhill) is 9mph. The ATV drives like the Mako in Mass Effect 1.

zapplez posted:

Let me know when COD removes the camera bouncing up and down during running.

This is how you run in COD while unarmed:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5f2m5c

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Accretionist posted:

Whereas if I'm seen, I feel like I did something wrong.

I dress in all brown so I can silently prone in the back bedroom of those huts on Sanhok and be mistaken for a rug if someone comes in.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Saw a famous name go by on the kill feed, so BCRock & I went for a look around to see what was happening:
https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintThankfulSwanPeoplesChamp

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
This is on Spectrum's best tier cable in Los Angeles (on NA servers) but I bounce between 80-160 typically so I don't know if this indicates it's broken or if it indicates gently caress Spectrum.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I enjoy my retro ping, it makes me appreciate kills more.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Here's a couple racist pieces of poo poo getting killed at least. Is there somewhere you can post videos of chat idiocy to get people banned?
https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveGlamorousFalconJebaited

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
End of round:
"Does anyone have any spare 5.56, I have 13 rounds left"

3 lightweight superstars in unison:
"No"

<everyone dies>

Fin

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
lol. Why on earth anyone would drop a kitted Kar98 for their teammate running a quickdraw & 2x M16 instead of leaving it in a dangerous exposed box for the next team to find, it really is a mystery

This one time, I found a gun later in the round that I wanted to use instead of what I had when I found it, and since my whole squad carries extra ammo, I had enough ammo for it. Crazy!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

BraveUlysses posted:

wow they finally muted the lobby/flights, good job on clamping down on racist shitheads after they got free reign for years!

still better than the USA

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I killed 2 people with a machete in one game once.
Grand total of non-pan/non-punch melee kills in 1200 hours: 2

https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedGorgeousAlmondMVGame

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
100%. Hoard hoard hoard.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
New map is real fun, I like the spread out feeling but with more population clusters/less reliance on a few larger cities to force everyone to. It's White Erangel v2.0 and it is cool and good.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
We actually chased down the last team/guy last night by following his footprints around the outside of the Dino Park maze.

And if this dude happened to watch his death cam, he's going to have been salty since he had knocked out the majority of two other squads prior to this (which is what made me look in that direction generally).
https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadPrettiestDogStinkyCheese

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

FunOne posted:

The game has a very fast TTK, which means getting caught by surprise usually means death. Or making any kind of mistake. Most people bitching about cheaters are just pissy about other people having better aim while they strafe and spray wildly.

Ether Frenzy posted:

The amount of desync any individual suffers is directly proportionate to their opinion on how good they are at the game, from what I've observed.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Thom P. Tiers posted:

I would say it's the 4th cheater I have ran into in NA FPP in thousands and thousands of games. Cool by me.

lol, sure. Everyone that plays God's one true mode, FPP, just has more honor and would never cheat, and cheat devs just can't figure out how to make aimbots work in FPP.

Or maybe you just can't see the cheater's tell as obviously in FPP, it's one of the two.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
480m kill with an M16 and 3x, lmao
https://clips.twitch.tv/HeadstrongWonderfulWebMcaT

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Boo, it doesn't go back far enough to my Aculite slaying
https://www.twitch.tv/etherfrenzy/clip/QuaintThankfulSwanPeoplesChamp

Extremely cool site though.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

BCRock posted:

Pretty cool that I'm discovering this awesome site for the first time on the same night that I created the best content anyone will ever see in the history of PUBG: me and Ether Frenzy pan fighting Chocotaco and Boomzy for a delicious victory.

Clip of my stream:
https://clips.twitch.tv/SingleOpenOysterWholeWheat

Choco's stream:
https://clips.twitch.tv/SmellyTenaciousRavenChefFrank

Full round from my stream, edited down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJc-GEjUk0

Pretty exciting and fun round even without the great finish, we got an Aug and a Groza and wrecked a few teams with them which got us, luckily, a shitload of smoke grenades:
https://clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeSmoggyTaroPeteZaroll

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Bugs? In a game? This is unpossible

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I played the first 900 hours on a potato, can confirm I lost 100% of every 50-50 encounter I ever ran into. Feels bad, man.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I bet it affects run speed too, the guys in my squad who have 1080's and up (I have a shameful 6gb 1060 and a low tax bracket i7-8700) always beat me (and barge past) into doors when it seems like there's no way using standard geometrical measurements they should beat me in a straight line, however the scum-class GPU guys in my unit (1050 and below) never have this trick work for them

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
pubg2 by ECA circa Larry Bird vs. Dr J. before they become Electronic Arts

Fun and sexy dinner
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/377017143

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Bumped into chocotaco in a squad game
https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdTriangularPoxCharlieBitMe

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteAnnoyingLemurBatChest

holy poo poo. lol.
I've played 1000 hours of FPP after 300 hours of TPP and haven't ever had anyone do anything that amazingly bad. it's fantastic

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Without even knowing they're playing, me and BCRock end up in 2-3 choco/Boomzy or destinyschicken games relatively often, just playing regular duos.

This is why smokes are the best, we went on to dinner this one (no idea how we survived when the smoke faded)
https://clips.twitch.tv/FantasticEmpathicGaurKappaRoss

https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyRelatedGuanacoDoritosChip

Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Mar 10, 2019

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
lol. I die to an AWM every 5th game, so it's not that rare. Get in the top 10 and at least 2 people have one. I am a neck/chest shot master and suck at headshots so I appreciate this change.

UMP went from being my baby SCAR to being a piece of poo poo Tommy Gun. Harrumph.

I haven't shot the 9mm Vector yet, but this whole change is extremely bizarre after a work-related 2 week absence to the game.

Losing the poo poo-rear end flare gun/24-7 airplanes seems good though.


Chair In A Basket posted:

4th. Last shot wanged me in the head as I was getting to cover.

then choco shames the guy by winning with a revolver.

gonna get to that end boss one day

Killing choco is easy
https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdTriangularPoxCharlieBitMe

All you have to do is get extremely lucky

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
The smokes were the key. THE SMOKES WERE THE KEY
https://clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeSmoggyTaroPeteZaroll


Also your timestamp is bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oJc-GEjUk0&t=291s

Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 31, 2019

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Here's a bad player (me) killing 3 people with an AWM in 20 seconds despite only ever getting an AWM once every 180 games (according to you guys' very established research) -- I let BC have the better gun 2/3rds of the time since I'm a cool guy that way. And this is before changes to body shot damages!

https://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousMildChinchillaBlargNaut

(we won a dinner on this one too)

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I like the redzone because it's a goddamn war out there you babbys, and b) because it really irritates just the right sort of person

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
It's the least dull game ever conceived, but okay. Some people enjoy different things, it's okay to not like Goodfellas or Zeppelin too. I mean, you're wrong, but that's not something anyone should try and explain to you because you like different things.

I've played 1500 hours and every game is a unique experience even when we land at the same spot 150 games in a row.

https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderCheerfulChinchillaTakeNRG

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply