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So apparently microsoft made a children's book or something?
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Renegret posted:*sighs deeply* 
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Jan 5, 2018 01:21
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One of my co-workers manually sets himself away and goes down to Start-->Shut Down-->Lock every time he steps away from his desk. Even though I tell him that Win+L will do both of those things.
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Jan 10, 2018 22:33
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Jesus Christ. Properly space your ads, web developers. It's even worse when you're trying to click on something near the top of the page and an ad springs into existence under your cursor.
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Jan 16, 2018 17:31
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Data Graham posted:Even better would be "DON'T send missile alert" so you uncheck it reflexively with the rest of them Don't send missile alert is a child of Install the Ask Toolbar and you can't leave it checked without installing the toolbar.
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Jan 17, 2018 17:23
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Someone made a gallery of various hawaii missile alert memes
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Jan 18, 2018 05:44
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Kyrosiris posted:...Huh, go figure. If your system is so insecure that a screenshot of what is displayed to the end user renders you 100% Vulnerable then you have bigger problems.
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Jan 18, 2018 17:41
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https://twitter.com/DHRadio/status/955417545783332864 Thinking of you, Tech Support thread.
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Jan 22, 2018 17:49
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a British "Public School" is equivalent to an American "Private School", No I don't know why it's like that.
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Jan 23, 2018 20:56
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While you're replacing equipment make a wreath out of old ram chips and hang it above your desk. Refuse to answer any questions about it.
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Jan 24, 2018 20:07
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larchesdanrew posted:The best graffiti came in. Please tell me you have a picture.
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Jan 25, 2018 18:18
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I'm pretty sure you can set a GPO to ignore an SSID, but that wouldn't prevent people who aren't in your domain from seeing it (Such as visitors)
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Jan 27, 2018 15:49
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https://clientsfromhell.net/post/170186662589/a-client-sent-me-one-excel-document-with-five Saw this and thought of you, thread. quote:A client sent me one excel document with five sheets.
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Jan 30, 2018 15:55
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Sheep posted:Please don't give them any ideas. Let's not forget that Keurig tried to DRM little cups filled with ground coffee. Don't forget the time Keurig tried to make a Keurig for Pop.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:Username/post combo MisterOblivious posted:I didn't realize they made a $350 machine that served $1 8oz servings. $1 8oz servings that had giant, non-recyclable, plastic cups as waste. They did a buy-back/refund campaign. MisterOblivious posted:Apparently they've just announced a merger with Dr Pepper Snapple Group to form Keurig Dr Pepper. They were also in talks with Budweiser at one point. Let that fuel your nightmares.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I blame CSI: Cyber. I picked up the first season of CSI:Cyber super cheap and was watching it just to laugh at everything that was so hilariously wrong. My favorite was their visual depiction of tracking traffic through the deep web as if the deep web were a physical place below the internet, indicated by big scary red glowing letters that said DEEP WEB.
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Feb 14, 2018 20:42
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Season 2 gets hilariously terrible, because you can always see the exact moment in each episode they write themselves into a corner and contrive bullshit for a solution. Didn't they also bring on Ted Danson as an out of touch old-person for their target audience to relate to? E.G.: "Please explain to me what new-fangled technology you're misusing." Kurieg fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Feb 15, 2018 06:26
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I like Numb3rs but they're a lot better at their math then they are at anything involving computers.
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Feb 15, 2018 07:59
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Hey if you guys need to convince your bosses to not use Apples in a work environment, Any program can take a screenshot of your entire desktop at any time and run it through an OCR
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Feb 15, 2018 16:54
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Can you attach images to the ticket?
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Feb 20, 2018 18:01
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That's a quality dog you have there.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:19
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I've been told they're designed with a stresspoint of failure and to be replaceable, but they don't sell replacements by themselves. You have to get them serviced.
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Renegret posted:
I like a phone that's thick enough that I can at least somewhat pin it between my shoulder and Ear without the touchscreen turning on and recognizing my cheek as an input device. What I don't like are phones that are longer than a checkbook and start poking out of my pocket when so much as jostled.
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GreenNight posted:Those big black racks could use a good pounding. We need to stress test the load bearing capabilities of these racks. Get the zipties.
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Wibla posted:
https://thehustle.co/european-clocks-serbian-power-grid/ Basically, there's a lot of ethnic Serbians who live in Northern Kosovo that refuse to pay their electricity bills and Kosovo stopped providing power to them for free in December, this slight dip in the amount of power provided to the entirety of europe caused clocks to lose 6 minutes in the last 3 months.
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Bob Morales posted:Oh poo poo. Stuff is about to get exciting. So are you going to tell the front desk person "Come with me if you want to live"?
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Renegret posted:what the gently caress  But I found some others too.  
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Bob Morales posted:I was fixing a PC at my first real job, a local MSP. I needed to download the WD EZDRIVE tool to get this hard drive to format (8GB or something massive at the time) and I told my boss 'It'll be a half hour or so, I need to download this thing..." When i was in college our school was hooked up to the government trunk line. So when I kicked off the World of Warcraft beta (like, the beta beta, 48GB in 2004) thinking it would take the better part of the weekend, it was finished by the time I got back from the cafeteria.
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I use YYYYMMDD in my comments if it's absolutely necessary that I get across exactly when I did a thing without any confusion. Otherwise I use MMDDYYYY.
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Apr 12, 2018 21:45
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Yes our software needs 102GB of ram and 20 cores. Why are you laughing? Stop laughing!
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May 4, 2018 20:55
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Anyone have a best guess as to what happened here?
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May 7, 2018 22:28
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Minnesota has Fertile, Climax, and Moorhead all within a hundred miles.
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May 12, 2018 01:29
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I'm still using my old workhorse of a WRT45G, but do modern routers let you access the dashboard from a wireless connection? That seems like a fairly large security hole.
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Inspector_666 posted:Also also jesus how the gently caress are you still using a WRT? Proteus Jones posted:It’s like spotting someone using a Model T as their daily driver. Not because it’s a vintage car or anything, but because why would they need to drive anything more modern.
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May 23, 2018 15:26
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Proteus Jones posted:I’m sure it works fine with your DSL. Gotta love small town internet.  We lose service whenever there's a heavy storm.
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May 23, 2018 15:43
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Thom and the Heads posted:good. that's incentive for you to unplug all of the electronics in your house I'm not talking thunderstorms, just heavy rain and/or snow and wind.
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May 23, 2018 17:20
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We had apple ]['s at school, but our first home computer was a hand-me-down Tandy from my uncle. The monitor had a whopping four colors and the whole setup was older than I was.
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Rorac posted:
I think it's because of wire crosstalk and/or the fact that the color pairs have a different number of turns per meter along the length of the cable, so the electrical data would get out of sync depending. But I've seen it before too.
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spankmeister posted:There's no way for this to happen if you keep the colors the same at both ends and keep the pairs paired. I'm guessing they either didn't keep the pairs paired or missed a wire while crimping.
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