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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Ok but you do that all the time, Peter. Are you afraid someone is going to say "hey, I recognize those lips, which have the proportional fullness of a spider..."

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
This era of MJ working her full time job and also doing Peter's freelance job

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yesterday's comic:
MJ: I got a picture of you!

Today's thrilling development:
Pete: This picture you snapped I will sell!

How do you thread regulars keep up with the breakneck pace?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

Yesterday's comic:
MJ: I got a picture of you!

Today's thrilling development:
Pete: This picture you snapped I will sell!

How do you thread regulars keep up with the breakneck pace?

I have roughly the same level of intellect and recollection as Pete himself, so it works out fine for me

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

By popular demand posted:

Yesterday's comic:
MJ: I got a picture of you!

Today's thrilling development:
Pete: This picture you snapped I will sell!

How do you thread regulars keep up with the breakneck pace?

back in the heyday when the strip was still going and we were reading live the pacing built tension like nothing else. 4 strips to 2 weeks of nothing happening, only for the very next one to drastically change everything with little explanation. It rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That kid does NOT look older than 15 years :thunk:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Roommate arc?



SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Murdstone posted:



"It's pretty badass, isn't it?"



Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress off and go home.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Did NSM foil any of those crimes or just take photos of them. Did he call the police? Were the police already solving the crime when he came across them?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's not being a super hero right now. rather, he's just using his superhuman powers to do his job as a photographer. with great power, something something.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Four crimes around town in the space of an hour?! Which supervillainous mastermind could this be?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

No wonder Pete keeps trying to quit or turn to more dubious ways of making money. He spends One hour not fighting crime and trying to make some rent money and you guys are giving him snark.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




:lol:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Perfect. No notes.

In fact, you could end this storyline right here.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Me at any given NSM plot revelation

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


All Peter had to do was say he had pictures of the gun toting lunatic who was seen talking to Spider-Man and Jameson would pay a small fortune.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Probably for the best. Jonah would just try to hire him to hunt down Spider-Man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"But Jonah, you're a vaguely right-wing boomer, how do you not know and love The Punisher?!"


Ikasuhito posted:

Probably for the best. Jonah would just try to hire him to hunt down Spider-Man.

Give it time, that could still be where the arc is headed

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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MorningMoon posted:

"But Jonah, you're a vaguely right-wing boomer, how do you not know and love The Punisher?!"

Give it time, that could still be where the arc is headed

The punisher might shoot cops, and even if they might have been One Of The Bad Ones it's still inexcusable!

Captain Hygiene posted:


Me at any given NSM plot revelation

Me whenever Peter makes a decision

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

MorningMoon posted:

"But Jonah, you're a vaguely right-wing boomer, how do you not know and love The Punisher?!"

Jonah is weird politically. He believes in a lot of right-wing talking points, but also he's heavily on the side of civil rights for anyone.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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MonsterEnvy posted:

Jonah is weird politically. He believes in a lot of right-wing talking points, but also he's heavily on the side of civil rights for anyone.

He's basically what a Democrat pretends to be now.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

He actually owns all those other places! Can Spidey face off against... the Slum Lord?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he's hitting on you, peter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's hitting on you, peter.

His Spider-Sense is warning him to get clear because a pipe-wielding MJ is coming through that door after Lou any second now.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!





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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Love me Floro Dery's Jonah, he's so fun and angry :3:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

They're really building up the suspense for this macaroni art the kid made at school.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

MonsterEnvy posted:

Jonah is weird politically. He believes in a lot of right-wing talking points, but also he's heavily on the side of civil rights for anyone.

Anyone who isn't Spider-Man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Ikasuhito posted:

They're really building up the suspense for this macaroni art the kid made at school.

it might be what finally kills spider-man you don't know

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

MorningMoon posted:

it might be what finally kills spider-man you don't know

Next: MACARO-NO!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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You know, for someone who is supposed to have the powers of a spider, Peter is pretty bad at just building a tiny home in the corner of someone's closet somewhere.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He's way behind on liquifying the innards of insects and drinking them too.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Volmarias posted:

You know, for someone who is supposed to have the powers of a spider, Peter is pretty bad at just building a tiny home in the corner of someone's closet somewhere.


This is I could think of. Just find yourself a nice crevice, Pete!

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Next: MACARO-NO!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Captain Hygiene posted:


This is I could think of. Just find yourself a nice crevice, Pete!
Obligatory

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Knormal posted:

Obligatory


Lol, I was confused for a second. I put it in my post, but apparently Kate Beaton doesn't like us hotlinking her images so it disappeared!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Ok, I was confused trying to spot the difference in the images

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Oh, yeah yours doesn't show up for me. Weird that apparently some people are seeing it.

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