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To be fair, sometimes he snaps their necks.
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Mar 26, 2024 22:54
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"I only stop crooks in peaceful ways such as dropping helicopters on them"
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maltesh posted:To be fair, sometimes he snaps their necks. Hey, it was just the one time!
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Murdstone posted:
I only spin my enemies into web cocoons, at which point I pop in a straw like a Capri Sun and start drinking now that the enzymes have started to dissolve their bodies. It's not like I'm shooting wildly into a crowd!
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I don't kill criminals. I just wrap them up in a web cocoon that will dissolve in a few hours and leave them hanging upsidedown several stories above the ground. It's totally different.
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Mar 27, 2024 01:08
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I just put them to sleep, and then stuff them into space capsules.
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Mar 27, 2024 01:15
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All I did was have him frame the lady. it was the security guard who had the gun.
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Punisher isn't like us MJ, he would use violence while we simply framed that lawyer for sexual abuse to blackmail him.
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Mar 27, 2024 01:56
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 gimme the GOD drat candy posted:he's hitting on you, peter.
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The  est update
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That was his way of asking to go down on you, Peter
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It's alright, Robbie gave him an N-word pass.
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MorningMoon posted:
This is edited, right? Right?
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Mar 27, 2024 17:19
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On God I swear I did not do anything to that strip.
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Good lord, I was not expecting that from a Spider-Man strip. JAAAMESOOON!! 
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Well good on JJ for being disgusted at her use of the N-word.
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stay tuned you guys we swear this stupid family argument is gonna turn exciting any day now! ANY DAY NOW
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 men will see this and say "hell yeah" the crimeboss election arc sounds fun  is the guy with the hat The Owl?
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Its been bothering me all day that they need to hold a crimelord election, and that beforehand HammerHand was the crimelord, so I went back and checked on Kingpin Murdstone posted:
Guess he's just still laying low after the whole "got beat up in the grease room until the oxygen ran out and spidey won with the pocket of air in his mask" bit. That was in March of '99, so he's been laying low for real life years now.
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 e: Also I didn't notice until now, but Fred Kida took over for Larry Lieber a few days ago. Haifisch fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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Haifisch posted:
A grim alternate timeline where Lin Manuel Miranda turns evil instead of writing Hamilton
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:MJ's so blasé about the Punisher. Probably because shooting a tire is child's play, compared to crushing Killgrave's throat with a pipe. MJ: oh, criminals killed your family? Cry me a river *busts Punisher's kneecap with a bat*
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So I wasn't all that far off then Honestly I'm starting to see Jonah's point of view on this. I'd be annoyed too if my sister-in-law I didn't like kicked down my door and tried to get me to print her son's crappy drawings.
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