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having rocket fight a coyote for the privilege of eating out of a trash can is the definitive take on the character, and perhaps all characters in all works of fiction.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm still curious how Peter plans to get Connors out of a swamp. It would be far more dramatic for them to induce the Hulk knowing he isn't trustworthy but is still their best chance of getting Connors to help in time. they are already at the dock. they just assumed that an ambulance would not be available despite never actually calling emergency services.
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nah, because in that strip nsm is 1. outsmarting someone and 2. solving a problem.
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Jan 2, 2018 20:21
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peter. peter, honey. your web shooters are on your wrists. if you carry him with both hands, all you can do is hop like a bunny.
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Jan 3, 2018 22:26
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it didn't even occur to me that he had no idea where the hospital was and was just hopping off in a random direction.
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Jan 4, 2018 05:30
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Haifisch posted:If only there was some sort of mobile device that typically comes with a map function, that most people carry with them wherever they go. he's only got two hands. oh, but wait! what if there was some sort of magic potion that grew arms?
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Jan 4, 2018 05:31
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and then he steals curt's wallet
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Jan 4, 2018 10:14
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so uh, he didn't use the front door? he jumped in a random window and is heckling someone in housekeeping.
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Jan 6, 2018 06:27
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from the look on that guy's face, he knows what happens if you cross half-naked dudes who threaten to murder you and your wife in florida. also uh, an operating room is not an emergency room, and anyway now they have to move to a different operating room since the idiot in tights who has been hanging out in a swamp all day just contaminated it.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:04
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in two consecutive panels the colorist put the wound in different places.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:09
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oh wait, poo poo. that's not even a cab driver. they aren't trying to get a ride from him or anything. that's just some random guy who is upset that two nutjobs are disrupting traffic, so banner threatened to murder him.
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Jan 7, 2018 09:11
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goatface posted:He's only going to grow a second arm when he's angry. uh, have you been paying attention to this arc? he's always angry (thanks to meth).
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Jan 7, 2018 22:04
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Raskolnikov38 posted:in fairness to peter they do have to stop the bleeding first unless he's literally moments away from vein collapse the emt's probably could have helped with that, or at least more than bouncing connors around the city while trying to squeeze out all of his blood like a centrifuge.
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Jan 8, 2018 06:50
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i think he's stopping to threaten everyone who yelled at him to get out of the street.
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Jan 8, 2018 10:24
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i would be very pleased if he spent the entire arc transporting people via bunny hops
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Jan 8, 2018 18:41
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but then connors gets hooked on krodokil and needs a new arm again
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Jan 8, 2018 23:43
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if they gave him normal blood it wouldn't be funny, though.
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Jan 10, 2018 06:08
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Wait everyone knows Banner is the Hulk? he's belligerent and insisting that they use his blood. what choice do they have?
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Jan 10, 2018 06:53
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Raskolnikov38 posted:he was forced into becoming a hermit so I’d give him a pass ever since banner got back to town most of what he said has been threats to turn into the hulk if someone displeases him. i'm not really detecting much of an interest in him isolating himself to avoid causing harm.
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"boy, this is taking a while. whoa, be careful with that needle! ha ha, i sure hope i don't suddenly GET ANGRY and go on an unstoppable killing spree."
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Jan 11, 2018 09:05
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"why would he need more blood?" "i dunno, poo poo's weird" *shrugs* "good enough for me!"
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Jan 14, 2018 06:50
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i'll admit, i thought this arc was gonna be a standard the lizard story. you know, connors does some dumb poo poo, turns into the lizard due to his own reckless actions, and eventually gets cured. i don't even have brick-related head trauma as an excuse for my foolishness.
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Jan 14, 2018 06:59
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musical chairs with radioactive blood
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Jan 14, 2018 08:27
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no matter which sleeve he is told to roll up, he will probably just strip down to his tighty whities again instead.
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Jan 14, 2018 23:45
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maybe the nurse is hoping that the idiot blood will finish off banner before he makes good on his promises to destroy the building and kill everyone in it.
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Jan 15, 2018 01:10
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the doctor said that the basic mechanics of blood typing and transfusions might work, if they had no other options.
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Jan 15, 2018 01:53
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i think it is best if they continue to leave it alone. nsm is too delicate and beautiful to survive any meddling.
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Jan 16, 2018 03:00
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the doctors evacuated the building due to banner's constant veiled threats. the heroic undercut nurse volunteered to stay behind to keep him distracted.
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Jan 16, 2018 04:20
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hulk would lose his keen wit and eloquence
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Jan 16, 2018 23:49
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uPen posted:I give this a 95% chance of being a bog-standard The Lizard but with this setup there's a small chance we might be in for something special instead. Don't let me down NSM. connor's arm isn't regrowing. rather, it is growing a tiny hulk on the end of his arm.
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Jan 17, 2018 00:16
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he's so strong, his muscles can hold pants together. the hulk can never unclench.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:34
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he's naturally giant-humanoid-lizard-transformation prone, is all.
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Jan 18, 2018 03:31
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you know, a guy getting bitten by an alligator followed by a blood transfusion from the hulk and then turning into an alligator-ish monster is pretty normal old-school marvel stuff. except, connors already turned into a the lizard in a situation that had nothing to do with the hulk, or gamma radiation, or blood transfusions. so like, anything strange that enters connors' body makes him turn into the lizard?
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Jan 18, 2018 05:37
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that blood bag is the size of his torso. why is it in the foreground?
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Jan 19, 2018 06:45
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it looks like banner is staring at the giant blood bag, thoroughly freaked out
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Jan 19, 2018 07:24
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you can't keep the lizard away from his true love (the alligator that mauled connors)
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Jan 20, 2018 08:27
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Push El Burrito posted:He actually requires a steady stream of regular human blood to not become the Lizard. i think it is meth, not human blood. the gator bite drained all the meth out of his system!
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Jan 20, 2018 21:33
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peter went down so fast you'd think he was having a team up with the lizard.
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Jan 21, 2018 08:03
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brainSnakes posted:I appreciate that there were two strips of doctors yelling about watching out for the lizards tail before Spiderman confronted him and was immediately slapped to the floor by it. yo, you must be confusing nsm with some other guy who dodges blunt objects moving toward his head
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davidspackage posted:Rhino, tell us the awesome loving plan. his plan is to go to jail since apparently that's where everyone thinks he is
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