Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!

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Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Manatee Cannon posted:

that's the one where sauron tries to turn everyone into dinosaurs right

because replace sauron with the lizard and dinosaurs with more lizards and I could see that being where this arc is heading

I don't want to fix my arm, I want to turn people into lizards.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 19:56

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:39

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

So Spider-man couldn't just give blood to Connors, but can to Banner who has the same rare blood condition?

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:47

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats not a lot of blood either.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 00:29

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

remusclaw posted:

Maybe now he turns into the lizard whenever he gets angry?

Specifically when he gets angry about his missing arm.

The secret is he's always angry.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 04:19

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

Thats like my high school concept of a character who's power to summon a zombie would manifest in times of fear. But he's extremely scared of zombies so it would just make it stronger and bigger and scarier, etc.

That is such a high school idea, I love it.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 04:34

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the way he jumped is just going to add his weight and force to when banner's head hits the wall.

As one of my brother's college homework papers said, "note: Peter Parker was a chemistry whiz, not physics." He got to calculate Gewn Stacy's death.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2018 09:15

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

That first panel reads like MJ proposing a makeout session.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 07:15

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Mj just closes the door.

How tiny is that door in the first panel?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 02:09

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

The Question IRL posted:

Oddly prescient of Bloodstone to be covering one of the stars there given how Brexit would turn out.

Fun fact: the stars don't actually stand for anything. There's no symbolism in there being 12 of then, it just looked nice.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 22:45

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

You don't get very far as a model without learning how to handle a stick shift.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 00:08

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lurdiak posted:

That is a really good pun. Or it was, until Bongo Bill explained it.

No pun survives first contact with the enemy.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 06:51

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Zerilan posted:

Thankfully he's never made it to washington DC to exercise his control on all the lizard people comprising the government.

Imagine if he near the British royal family!

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 03:49

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Lizard is definitely doing a Magic Mike dance back there.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2018 19:13

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

And thanks to the colorist, Bruce has that log shoved in his pants even without editing.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 03:01

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Why is JJ whispering to Spiderman while checking out Bruce's rear end? You guys see it too, right?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 23:05

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Spider-Man can fly now?

E: also, when Connors was bleeding out wasn't he all "I can't carry both Banner and Connors at the same time, follow on foot as I swing to the hospital"?

# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 08:55

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

We just sit around strumming. Oh wait that's Lyres Club.

# ¿ May 9, 2018 05:48

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

No one gets to be happy.

Are you kidding? After seeing that beard with the mask I will DIE happy!

# ¿ May 23, 2018 02:08

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

HIJK posted:

what is Iron Fist standing on. is he standing on the half inch of door moulding. is he standing on a skylight. is there a skylight above the ER in that hospital.

That's the sky behind him, he's standing on top of a building doing a gargoyle impression.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 21:40

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Zeeman posted:

Weekday colorist seems to have thought the taxi driver was Kato from the Green Hornet

It's NSM. He COULD be Kato.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 01:28

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Proteus Jones posted:

I don�t think grinding your pelvis against her is going to help, Pete.

That's nor a press pass, that's a pass via press. Very different.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 04:09

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Spidey snaps his picture, swings off. The next day Danny Rand is exposed on the Bugle.

"Who's this clown? I pay you to get me pictures of Spider-Man not some rich kid in a mask."

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 08:26

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

It's not a tattoo, he draws that dragon on with marker before he goes out every night.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 04:40

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I'm going to assume the plan is "use IF as flypaper to draw the Claw out" with some justification of protecting people like Woo who would be targeted instead. Bonus points if it's "we planned this all out between Thursday and Friday, he's in on it."

# ¿ Jul 6, 2018 07:28

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Johnny Walker posted:

"Hey, could you do me a favor and turn and look directly at that grey box with a shiny round part that's attached to the wall with some kind of string-like stuff. No a little more to the left. Great, now a big smile...super! Thanks!"

"Now hold it... sorry, I thought this would take 30 seconds more when I set the timer."

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 06:48

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Escobarbarian posted:

I don�t wanna sound like a killjoy, but while I find these funny....does anyone else come here to catch up on the strip and discuss it, and not to get tricked by the person posting them?

Like I don�t like having to go elsewhere to find out what the �real� strip was. That�s exactly why I read this thread.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 17:10

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

nimby posted:

Peter Parker isn't Spider-Man, he's just an ordinary guy who's superpower is invisibly stalking Spider-Man wherever he goes.

Bitten by a radioactive fanboy, he stops following Spider-Man only to blog about it or have sex with his supermodel wife who's totally real.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 07:12

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I thought it was a taxi.

Same.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 04:44

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Haifisch posted:

Be adventurous on your next phone call. Try to hold your phone the way Robbie's ~~holding it~~ smashing it against his head.

That screen's one big cheek-smear

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 06:08

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

...is everyone dunking on iron fist?

Is there any other reason to mention Iron Fist than to dunk on him?

Samuringa posted:

[...]Colleen's face is melting[...]

It looks like the artist got halfway through her face and said "nah too racist."

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 01:32

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

We're lucky the bad guy isn't the Gorden Craw.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 06:25

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

joehonkie posted:

"He (having done no previous research whatsoever like an actual journalist) assumed I was Wing, because all Asians look alike to him."

Maybe Peter kinda deserved that rear end kicking.

I donno, if I walked into Wing's dojo having never seen a picture of her and found three women with swords out as if they're sparring, I'd ask "Is one of you Colleen Wing" too.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2018 06:19

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"He's not a nobody, he's a FAMOUS nobody."

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 19:26

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Haifisch posted:

They're doing it on purpose because intentionally messing with the colors between weekday & sunday strips(and sometimes between different day's weekday strips) is their only joy in life.

It's how they pass signals to their agents.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 04:31

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Escobarbarian posted:

I like how she looks shocked like she didn�t realise that was the plan

"I'm bait for your nemesis? I thought this was just a sex thing!"

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 00:38

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Claw looking a bit Nosferatu-ish at the end there.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 18:59

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

...wasn't Wing's place in Chinatown?
E:

there's no pokemon on the signs but it sure looks like Chinatown.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 03:10

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Zeeman posted:

I've got to say I appreciate that Kingpin still gets excited about murdering people in a fire even after so many years of being a shadowy crime-lord

Sometimes you gotta go back to your roots.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 18:37

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Payndz posted:

Ronald Reagan, arsonist.

His toupee fell off between panels.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 17:37

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:39

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

"My dojo!" -Colleen, probably.

I doubt that, wasn't she still in the truck? This is Iron Fist's Gwen Stacy moment.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 03:48

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