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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...






I spent way too long reading this as BOINNG! and thinking Peter was just happily jumping in place while he exercised. And I mean, it is Newspaper Spider-Man, him doing that wouldn't really stretch my credulity at all.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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The end! No moral.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hey! That monster stole Banner's pants!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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» SQUEEF! «

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Lady in the last panel just a bit too into seeing Spidey get his rear end beat :stare:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Forget this nonsense, I wanna see a real matchup: Destructo vs Hulk.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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WAR is PEACE
SLAVERY is FREEDOM
SPIDER-MAN is A MENACE

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Who are you addressing there, MJ? :ohdear:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Klepto-Man
Klepto-Man
Steals whatever a klepto can

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:allears:

Truly the greatest souperhero

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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How many newspapers are gonna be stolen in this arc?! :psyduck:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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HULK EAT SOUP IN PEACE NOW

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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He scared that guy's beard right off :stare:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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"My one weakness...bullets!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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THE ONE THING HE'LL NEVER EXPECT! ME SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND HIM! HERE I GO, HOPE HE DOESN'T MOVE!! :spidey:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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davidspackage posted:

He has a 12-inch tongue!!

V-Venom?! :ohdear:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Please be "Spider-Man for Senate"
Please be "Spider-Man for Senate"

:pray:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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*Hulk tears off part of bridge's structural support* "Well, at least up here he can't hurt anybody" :allears:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Newspaper Spider-Man: You're even dumber than you look, Parker! :boom:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I need these guys to show up and help me track of some of the long-running stories in my regular comics thread

"DIDJA NOTICE THOSE ARE ACTUALLY INCARNATIONS OF THE SAME CHARACTERS, BUT IN A SEPARATE ERA OF TIME?"

"YOU CAN TELL THAT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE DIFFERENT CHARACTERISTICS, BECAUSE MANY OF THE SAME UNDERLYING DYNAMICS EXIST!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:vince:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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[He mustn't suspect I'm testing him!] Hey, would you mind doing a quick test?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm sorry, I'm just not sure the public should be exposed to that particular condition

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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With Robert Goulet as Peter Parker

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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He only destroyed a bunch of peoples' private property and damaged public infrastructure because someone said Spider-Man could beat him, nbd

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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How old is Peter here, anyway? I'm assuming early 20s, but I feel like it vacillates between about 20 and 50 based on the art in this era.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I can imagine a backstory where Peter is deathly afraid of petitions, after nearly blowing his cover by starting to sign "Spider-Man" on one

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Three small-scale holdups? My. God.

I hope the Avengers are free!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Aw shoot, quick, what's her name again? Uuuhhh...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Who among us hasn't taken steps to ensure some quality private time with Jay Leno and/or David Letterman?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Hire Peter to tend the store, freeing MJ to hang out with Aunt May? :hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Murdstone posted:





Yes, you did.



All I can think of for when things go south

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Beautiful, :kiss: worthy plotting

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I guess in the Newspaperverse, he technically could be the best there is in his line of work, also the worst there is, and the only one there is

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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My greatest foe...remembering I'm supposed to have normal strength for more than three seconds at a time!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:stonk: "Peter, what is that man doing to his anus?"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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A generic supportive staff position? I thought we might be going places with Attorney General Spider-Man :sigh:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Well, he did mention the state position, so it's not at the national level, but I hadn't thought about the electoral process. Wikipedia says they're one of the states that just has it in the general election, so it could've gone somewhere!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I assumed Pete was just uncontrollably shifting between realities every few minutes, explaining why he's constantly confused and ineffective

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Okay Spidey, I think that one's getting into actual menace territory

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