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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



God, I love this comic.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ah, Banner hulks-out knuckles-first, I see.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Peter's failure is contagious

Don't be ashamed Banner, it happens every so often; perfectly natural.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Saoshyant posted:

So, like, this pirate walks into a bar with a wheel between his legs.
The bartender asks, what's with the wheel?
To which the pirate replies, ARRRR, it's driving me nuts

What's a pirates favourite letter?

No, it's not 'R'; their first love is the 'C'.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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My God, that last panel could be from the Naked Gun.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



brainSnakes posted:

But was it an unladen pigeon?

An unladen SWALLOW you pleb!

...

:goonsay:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Oh God, is Spidey going to fly into Banner? Please say yes.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Yesssssßsssss

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I appreciate this.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Lobok posted:

Newspaper Spider-Man just staying ultra current with the memes these days.



What memes are those?

... I'm asking for a friend.

(no seriously, what meme is it your talking about. Surely those are just pictures of a lady bodybuilder?)

^^^ or his leg hair.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Disney make the NSM movie.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The scales have been lifted from MY eyes!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Italian chef kissing fingers.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Manatee Cannon posted:

in a surprise twist, sauron will turn up and change jjj into a literal dinosaur instead

imagine a t-rex with jonah's mustache

H-how do you know my fursona?!??!?!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Publisher? I barely know her!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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graham cracker posted:

It was bound to happen some day.



Sorry for this, I couldn't sleep. I was too lazy thinking about pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man.

Shirt-skull has no moustache, 0/10.

(I kid, I kid)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Well, you know what they say:

Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Looks like the typist made the mistake of making JJJ say help instead of the gator.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Looks like the snake is letting out a plaintive cry in the background.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I'm guessing this is what happens in the city of Pandemonium.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Lizard's been doing those JoJo poses for some time now.

Fake Edit: JJJoJJJo poses.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Spidey looks like he's trying to use a massive paintbrush.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Banner's related to Sarah Huckabee?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I feel this should be accompanied with Hannah-Barbera-esque sound effects for maximum impact.

Also, isn't Spidey still getting crushed by pythons?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Synthbuttrange posted:



This worked really well last time.

Are we sure the PANELIST hasn't taken a brick to the head?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I reckon Hulk and the Lizard are going to team up and have a game of tennis using Spidey.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Doc Hawkins posted:

Note that in this universe, Spiderman getting Hulk's catchphrase right is actually wrong.

No, no. NSM Hulk's catchphrase is 'Hulk will Hulk smash'. That's all.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Oh no, I think I've got it. Since Connor turned into the Lizard with Hulk blood, he can be calmed down, too.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Samuringa posted:

The thing that surprises me the most about this strip is that Spider-man actually punched someone without making a fool of himself

And then there's the weird angels quote, but, before that, he was pretty cool.

If you look closely, you can see he punched the lizard right in the open jaws, so it wasn't that smart.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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'A human reptile'.

Yes, that statement makes sense.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The Lizard in the first panel is so goofy-looking.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Sweet Jesus.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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The End! No moral.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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1) Jonah looks so petulant in the first panel.

2) I can't stop imagining all the guys in the background of the third panel making the Scooby Doo 'what?' sound.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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2nd panel would be a fantastic avatar.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Dang, NSM. Nsfw that poo poo.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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In Moonlight Science Boys Look Green?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Cloks posted:

... and I'll look down and whisper "GRONNNNK".

You're telling me that hobo - is Rorschach!?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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Chinston Wurchill posted:

The proportionate strength and intelligence of a spider.

That's just mean.

To the spider.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

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I can't believe I'm saying this; Iron Fist's design in NSM is better than the usual one!

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