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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mierenneuker posted:

This is a blatant lie brought into the world by the weekday artist, who is clearly jealous of the skilled (and handsome) weekend artist.

:spidey: Weekend Artist account spotted :spidey:

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mikl posted:

Dr.Connors tries a new serum, and grows a Hulk arm.

No other part of him is hulk mode, just the freakishly huge angry green arm hanging off of wimpy Connors' pasty frame.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Synthbuttrange posted:

He's angrily waving his fist at the floating head of spider-man

"tell me you guys can see him too, right??"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
2018: Still Best Thread of the forums.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Woebin posted:

Spider-Hulk, Spider-Hulk
Needs his blood in greater bulk
Throw a brick at his head
That was dumb, now he's dead
Watch out for newspaper Spider-Hulk

Will you marry me?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Alright, which one of you is Lee's ghostwriter???

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Begemot posted:

The weird thing is that according to this old profile on King Features' site, Lieber and Saviuk are the ones who actually make the strip. If they were gonna remove anyone, it should be Stan Lee.

And yes of course Larry pencils the weekday strips while Saviuk does the weekends. No info about the colorists, but it's safe to assume they're different too.

Well we already know who the weekend colorist is:

Mierenneuker posted:

This is a blatant lie brought into the world by the weekday artist, who is clearly jealous of the skilled (and handsome) weekend artist.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Haifisch posted:

I can't wait for Lizard Hulk and Spider-Lizard to duke it out while Spidey's passed out from giving too much blood.

In a funny way, he wins!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
is he strong?
listen, bud
he's got universal donor blood...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
In my headcanon, Kraven is so skilled that in the second panel he's reversing a neck snap he did earlier on Spidey to revive him.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

remusclaw posted:

"Jesus! What do want from me? I'm not the loving doctor."


There were Doctors there when they burst in earlier though, and that nurse had dark hair in the strip with the fab undercut.

look closer the last few days. The weekday colorist made her blonde, but she still has the cute undercut.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Manatee Cannon posted:

they could have gone to disney world. marvel is a part of disney now, after all

I wanna see the hulk and the lizard ride a roller coaster

HULK MAD TEACUPS OUT OF ORDER TODAY!!

I'm totally picturing them with mickey mouse club hats for the record.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I love Spidey's non-enthusiasm in panel two. Like, he only hangs around Conners because he knows he'll eventually do something to turn himself into the lizard. It's just routine at this point.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Next time: Rhino decides to go watch a movie! Behind him sits a very miffed Aunt May trying to see around him. Eventually shenanigans lead to her subduing him and saving the day while Spidey has no involvement whatsoever.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cabbit posted:

"WHAT DO HULK'S KNUCKLES SAY"

MAH EMAROLDS!!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Newspaper Spider-Man 2018: It's been a bad idea train from the start

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

going by that logic he is always the hulk

I always interpreted that as him saying The Hulk was his storm in a bottle: Banner's always being mad (at the world? At himself?) means Hulk is easy to let out-putting him back in and keeping him there is the hard part.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I love how "thrown spidey" is just crouching spidey drawn upside down.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I can't stop laughing. Send help.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Ikasuhito posted:

He's actually going to keep on growing until he's as big as a skyscraper. At last we will get the Spidey vs Hulk vs Godzilla crossover we've all been waiting for.

Well the end of the 70s Godzilla series featured Big G vs The Avengers and Fantastic Four, with Spidey arriving in time to take pictures if that counts. There's a pretty badass moment where Thor has to keep G from pushing over the Empire State Building...by pushing from the other side.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Wait, how is he talking like the Hulk there??

Back in the swamp, ol greenie said a similar thing about turning back into Banner.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

mind the walrus posted:

Dark Horse wish for GROONNK! to save the day.

It takes this long for it to fly in and hit him on the head. The lizard gets up confused, then immediately falls in love with GROONNK! and they live happily ever after in the everglades.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Wait, the New Guardian that is a literal plant man ala Swamp Thing was the one to get a contact high?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Wait a second. Lizard really did fling himself off the roof to leave...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Endless Mike posted:

As someone who grew up in Florida, I can assure you this is something everyone in the state has experienced.

Shoot, I'm from Michigan, and even I can't cast any stones.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
stop, stop, I can only 5 this thread once!

Don't stop

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Soon they'll reveal that the Lizard was never there, it's just a bunch of cardboard cutouts randomly placed, and Spidey's aura of uselessness stops anyone from realizing that they are looking at different cutouts rather than the Lizard moving.

that's why all the gators are there, they set up the cutouts when people's backs are turned.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I love the nonchalant way he's tossing that Gronkodile there.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
so many GRRONNKKs, so little time...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Newspaper Spider-Man: GO FOR IT WEBSLINGER!!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Unkempt posted:

Does anyone else think this arc is particularly slow and repetitive right now?

GO FOR IT, WEB-SLINGER!!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

bobkatt013 posted:

Usually when someone tries to pull this he flips the gently caress out.

In fact, he's done it several times this arc alone.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Kurui Reiten posted:

Why is the The Lizard in a T-pose in the first panel?

Look at his other arm. he's actually in a Tea-pose. as in I'm a little teapot.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Samovar posted:

If you look closely, you can see he punched the lizard right in the open jaws, so it wasn't that smart.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Saoshyant posted:

Wow, hey, you went too far. Who do you take JJJ for? He's old guard, a man of integrity and honor.

Right, but that doesn't mean he won't write a headline about the Spider-Menace threatening his life and nearly abandoning him in the swamps!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
So...how will Spidey explain Mrs. Parker showing up in the Everglades to help him out of nowhere to JJJ, or the lack of her husband to Conners?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cat Mattress posted:

How many rental vehicles has Spidey abandoned left and right by now? Should we also count the truck MJ bought?

Man, he must have terrible credit by now. I wonder if rental places in the Marvel Universe have "Acts of Superhero Neglect" insurance.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'm pretty sure he's hanging through the wall of the hospital.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I think the artist is now forcing things to be milked so he can draw as many different expressions on JJJ's face as possible. Probably because he's got the only interesting face in the whole group.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
And so, the random media junket mega arc continues. Where do you think they'll meet up with ol fisty? Maybe randomly St Louis or something?

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