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Going through the end of the year wrap-ups, I didn't realize that both Jim Carrey and Ed Helms had descended into complete self-parody in 2018. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokJWOQTISo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWC0GTP08w
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Making a King Arthur movie for kids is actually a very good idea as it's the only way anybody at all is going to give a gently caress about the inevitable next Gritty Adult King Arthur movie in ten years or so
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Who Greenlighted 2019: Cats vs Star Wars, Winner Take All
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Greeenlighted 2019: Disney's smothering the Heaviside Layer
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Who Greenlighted 2019: Even Netflix Turned It Down
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Who Greenlighted 2019: Where animation becomes reality, and classic television becomes animation.
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I can't believe I have to wait til loving May to see the new Goji.
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Angepain posted:Making a King Arthur movie for kids is actually a very good idea as it's the only way anybody at all is going to give a gently caress about the inevitable next Gritty Adult King Arthur movie in ten years or so Someone on my FB feed is pretty excited that they're doing a Arthurian movie aimed at kids because it's pretty much the only way that Hollywood could adapt the story earnestly. If they aimed it at adults it would have to be a parody/spoof, or an 'ironic'/tongue in cheek movie with pikey geezers throwing cockney slang everywhere, or a weirdly 'grounded' gritty alt-historical where everyone's yelling all the time and are covered in grime and facepaint.
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Before the thread closes, I hope there is a recap on all the movies that came out this year like in the past.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Someone on my FB feed is pretty excited that they're doing a Arthurian movie aimed at kids because it's pretty much the only way that Hollywood could adapt the story earnestly. If they aimed it at adults it would have to be a parody/spoof, or an 'ironic'/tongue in cheek movie with pikey geezers throwing cockney slang everywhere, or a weirdly 'grounded' gritty alt-historical where everyone's yelling all the time and are covered in grime and facepaint. Take the other option. https://prokopetz.tumblr.com/post/162322981812/on-legendry Do a superhero inspired Arthurian movie that gives the Knights of the Round some of their crazy powers that some of the old stories claimed they had. Or they could do the other other option and reboot King Arthur and the Knights of Justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUucZVnno0
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Vandar posted:Take the other option. I'd like that. Sir Kay in the Mabinogion has blood so hot he uses his bare hands to polish steel. There's a guy in Arthur's court named Osla Big Knife because he carries a big knife. How big is his knife? At one point they need to cross between two peaks, so he puts his knife down for them to use as a bridge. Now that's a knife!
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Angepain posted:Making a King Arthur movie for kids is actually a very good idea as it's the only way anybody at all is going to give a gently caress about the inevitable next Gritty Adult King Arthur movie in ten years or so To be fair I would totally watch a King Arthur movie staring Gritty.
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B-Rock452 posted:To be fair I would totally watch a King Arthur movie staring Gritty. No no no, it's an Adult Gritty adaptation, which implies that the Gritty we know now is still an adolescent and will become even more powerful
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Whenever the next batch of DC movies bomb (whenever the Flash movie come out), people will remember Zack Snyder and offer him a King Arthur movie.
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marshmallow creep posted:I'd like that. Sir Kay in the Mabinogion has blood so hot he uses his bare hands to polish steel. There's a guy in Arthur's court named Osla Big Knife because he carries a big knife. How big is his knife? At one point they need to cross between two peaks, so he puts his knife down for them to use as a bridge. Now that's a knife! Go full anime.
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B-Rock452 posted:To be fair I would totally watch a King Arthur movie staring Gritty. As if anyone could cuckold Gritty. ...unless... Lancelot was also played by Gritty!
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Lobok posted:As if anyone could cuckold Gritty. She peeks in and he's engaged in congress with Gritty. Gritty turns his head slowly to meet her gaze. ..
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marshmallow creep posted:I'd like that. Sir Kay in the Mabinogion has blood so hot he uses his bare hands to polish steel. There's a guy in Arthur's court named Osla Big Knife because he carries a big knife. How big is his knife? At one point they need to cross between two peaks, so he puts his knife down for them to use as a bridge. Now that's a knife! I'd watch Dark Souls King Arthur.
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Who Greenlighted 2019:SuperMechagodzilla posted:hypercommercial youtuber clickbait-speculation.
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tino posted:Whenever the next batch of DC movies bomb (whenever the Flash movie come out), people will remember Zack Snyder and offer him a King Arthur movie. I guess that BvS is already a  Edit:  
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The answer is obvious: Camelot 3000.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Someone on my FB feed is pretty excited that they're doing a Arthurian movie aimed at kids because it's pretty much the only way that Hollywood could adapt the story earnestly. If they aimed it at adults it would have to be a parody/spoof, or an 'ironic'/tongue in cheek movie with pikey geezers throwing cockney slang everywhere, or a weirdly 'grounded' gritty alt-historical where everyone's yelling all the time and are covered in grime and facepaint. I mean... I feel like the issue is mostly that Excalibur closed the book on serious straight Arthur. You can't top Excalibur, so any new Arthur movie has to have some kind of twist to make it more than just Excalibur But Worse.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I mean... I feel like the issue is mostly that Excalibur closed the book on serious straight Arthur. You can't top Excalibur, so any new Arthur movie has to have some kind of twist to make it more than just Excalibur But Worse. Beavis came real close
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:I mean... I feel like the issue is mostly that Excalibur closed the book on serious straight Arthur. You can't top Excalibur, so any new Arthur movie has to have some kind of twist to make it more than just Excalibur But Worse. I disagree. Excalibur is a very specific take on Arthur that doesn't cover the more fantastical high fantasy elements or treats them in a pretty grounded way.
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tino posted:Whenever the next batch of DC movies bomb (whenever the Flash movie come out), people will remember Zack Snyder and offer him a King Arthur movie. I'm telling you people, Zack Snyder's Fate/Stay Night
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Lobok posted:As if anyone could cuckold Gritty. Nutty Professor with only Gritty.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:I'm telling you people, Zack Snyder's Fate/Stay Night AlBorlantern Corps posted:Zack Snyder's Shin Megami Tensei 
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FilthyImp posted:Zach Snyder presents David Lynch's Evangelion I think I said it elsewhere, but I want Snyder's take on any major historical event from the Renaissance. I came to this conclusion after reading Roger Crowley's 'Empires of the Sea' and realised that the siege of Malta/battle of Lepanto would be absolutely perfect for him.
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Snyder wants to make a movie about George Washington.
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The MSJ posted:Snyder wants to make a movie about George Washington. Dark and gritty cutting down that tree
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The MSJ posted:Snyder wants to make a movie about George Washington. Is that Ayn Rand adaptation his next movie? I know The Fountainhead is a bit of a passion project for him.
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I Before E posted:The answer is obvious: Camelot 3000. Camelot: in Space Lego movie 2 looks like a better justice league film than Justice League
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:or a weirdly 'grounded' gritty alt-historical where everyone's yelling all the time and are covered in grime and facepaint. I won't stand for this slandering of Lancelot du Lac.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Is that Ayn Rand adaptation his next movie? I know The Fountainhead is a bit of a passion project for him. Yes, and still under WB. Maybe this will be as successful to him as Chef was to fired-by-Marvel Jon Favreau.
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They should just remake Excalibur, but with even bigger armor. Like, huge gently caress-off World of Warcraft armor. Keep the choreography the same, the knights just cumbersomely pounding on each other with their axes and swords and generally not doing much damage. It's all about tiring out the other guy and then shanking them in the death trap they strapped to their body.
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