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Vargo posted:You know what? Here's a new rule. Let's just go with a general "Don't be a creep" rule. This means don't act like an actress' breasts are a seperate person, don't obsess over whether a woman's body is "right" to play a superhero, don't say that women could stand to lose a few pounds, make ironic sexist remarks at your own risk, basic simple stuff. (Don't tell us what you masturbate to.) After nearly two years, I thought it was time to make an All-New, All-Different Comic Book Thread #1 Foil Cover Special. Everything is rebooted! Rest assured, it won't be just white men posting here like it's the 60's, though. All opinions are welcome here, even the wrong ones. Be warned: this thread will routinely devolve into Zack Snyder discussion, with two tribes willing to defend their ideology to the death. Apart from that, you can talk about any comic book movie you want, but if an actual active thread exists for the movie, it is appreciated that you move discussion there. For reference, here are upcoming comic book movies, organized by shared universe: Marvel Cinematic Universe Captain Marvel - March 8, 2019 Avengers: Endgame - May 3, 2019 Spider-Man: Far From Home - July 5, 2019 Black Widow - May 1, 2020 Unknown film - November 6, 2020 Unknown film - February 12, 2021 Unknown film - May 7, 2021 Unknown film - November 5, 2021 DC Extended Universe Aquaman - December 21, 2018 Shazam! - April 5, 2019 Birds of Prey - February 7, 2020 Cyborg - April 3, 2020 Wonder Woman 1984 - June 5, 2020 Green Lantern Corps - July 24, 2020 Justice League Dark - TBD X-Men film universe Deadpool 2 - May 18, 2018 Dark Phoenix - June 7, 2019 The New Mutants - August 2, 2019 Gambit- March 13, 2020 -------EVERYTHING AFTER THIS IS UP IN THE AIR------- X-Force - June 26, 2020 Multiple Man - October 2, 2020 Unknown film (Sliver Surfer?) - March 5, 2021 Valiant Comics film universe Bloodshot - February 21, 2020 Harbinger - TBD Harbinger sequel - TBD Bloodshot sequel - TBD Harbinger Wars - TBD Archer & Armstrong - TBD Shadowman - TBD Others Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse - December 14, 2018 Alita: Battle Angel - February 14, 2019 Hellboy - April 12, 2019 Joker - October 4, 2019 Kingsman: The Great Game - November 8, 2019 Morbius - July 10, 2020 Venom 2 - October 2, 2020 Malignant Man - TBD Rising Stars - TBD Spawn reboot - TBD Birthright - TBD That's right, 2019 is the year where If I missed anything, please tell me and I'll add it to the OP. Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 10, 2019 |
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I, for one, am stoked as hell for Unknown Film (2020) and Unknown Film (2021)
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Errol Morris' The Unknown Film
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Jan 2, 2018 04:31
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Unknown Film, or the 120 Days of Sodom
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I'm struck that DC has one 2018 film that we have to wait til December for and Marvel has three out by July.
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teen titans go to the movies is going to be the best comic book movie of 2018, calling it now
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dont even fink about it posted:I'm struck that DC has one 2018 film that we have to wait til December for and Marvel has three out by July. A Harley and Joker remake of Bonnie and Clyde seems like it'd make roughly a hundred bajillion dollars.
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Aquaman and New Mutants might be good, still waiting for anything at all from Black Iron Man that looks interesting.
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dont even fink about it posted:I'm struck that DC has one 2018 film that we have to wait til December for and Marvel has three out by July. By an astonishing coincidence, by December, you'll remember nothing of the Marvel movies other than that you had no major problems with them.
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Edward Mass posted:That's right, 2019 is the year where ten planned comic book movies come out. Edward Mass posted:Also, please refrain from making charts and graphs about why such-and-such movie is terrible C'mon, that guy who was posting massive colour-coded charts comparing RT and imdb scores to prove that the DCEU is worse than the MCU was one of the highlights of the previous thread.  Edit: it was Boob Marley and sadly all his image links are now broken as far as I can tell so we'll never see those beautiful graphs ever again.  Edward Mass posted:If I missed anything, please tell me and I'll add it to the OP. Alita: Battle Angel is another comicbook movie that is coming out in 2018 Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Snowman_McK posted:By an astonishing coincidence, by December, you'll remember nothing of the Marvel movies other than that you had no major problems with them. If only Marvel movies could reach the sterling hights of "notoriously terrible"
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Snowman_McK posted:By an astonishing coincidence, by December, you'll remember nothing of the Marvel movies other than that you had no major problems with them. Movie mental fiber, go down smooth
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dont even fink about it posted:If only Marvel movies could reach the sterling hights of "notoriously terrible" They did. With Iron Man 2 and Age of Ultron. got any sevens posted:Movie mental fiber, go down smooth I have ingested my entertainment pill. It was good. I liked the jokes.
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Edward Mass posted:Valiant Comics film universe They announced back in '15 that they'd made a 5 film deal with Sony for a shared cinematic universe which was supposed to kick off in 2017: quote:BLOODSHOT, arriving in theaters in 2017, will kick off the five-picture plan leading to HARBINGER WARS and will be directed by David Leitch & Chad Stahelski (John Wick) from a script by Jeff Wadlow (Kick rear end 2) and Eric Heisserer (Story of Your Life). Neal H. Moritz and Toby Jaffe from Original Film (The Fast and the Furious franchise) and Dinesh Shamdasani from Valiant Entertainment will produce the film. Matthew Vaughn and Jason Kothari will serve as executive producers. In the meantime they're releasing a digital series called Ninjak vs. the Valiant Universe in early 2018 (it was supposed to debut on youtube last year) which will feature most of their best known characters. It looks like it got financed and produced separately from the Sony film deal so it's supposed to be unrelated to the feature films, similar to how the DC comics TV shows are unrelated to the DCEU. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQcLClgLfkg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninjak#Web_series It features everyone's favourite Green Power Ranger/skydiving martial arts world record breaker Jason David Frank as Bloodshot which definitely means it won't be related to the Sony films at all because the probability that they'd pin their big budget cinematic shared universe's chances of success on that guy is exactly zero. He's no Robert Downey Jnr, that's for damned sure. Here's an article with photos of all the characters as depicted in the web series and ohhhhhh drat, it all looks awful. And now you know way way way more about the Valiant Comics film universe than you ever wanted or needed to.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:C'mon, that guy who was posting massive colour-coded charts comparing RT and imdb scores to prove that the DCEU is worse than the MCU was one of the highlights of the previous thread. Snowglobe of Doom posted:In the meantime they're releasing a digital series called Ninjak vs. the Valiant Universe in early 2018 (it was supposed to debut on youtube last year) which will feature most of their best known characters. It looks like it got financed and produced separately from the Sony film deal so it's supposed to be unrelated to the feature films, similar to how the DC comics TV shows are unrelated to the DCEU.
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TetsuoTW posted:man you know i could go for a revival of lovely white guy karate movies Scott Adkins already has a career though.
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I am very excited to see my favorite action figures smash together on the screen
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I Before E posted:Scott Adkins already has a career though.
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I Before E posted:Scott Adkins already has a career though. TetsuoTW posted:i mean yeah but you know there's something missing when you compare that stuff to the 80s peak of white guy karate Adkins has Savage Dog on Netflix right now, a tour de force in lovely white guy karate.
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dont even fink about it posted:Adkins has Savage Dog on Netflix right now, a tour de force in lovely white guy karate.
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I hope the villain of the Teen Titans Go movie is a CGI Superman face.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I hope the villain of the Teen Titans Go movie is a CGI Superman face.
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Why is Superman so mad at Batman when they fight in Batman v. Superman?
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Because he thinks that Batman is being a bad vigilante because he's mean to criminals. But Superman feels like he's being a good vigilante because he's nice. But then he furrows his brow a lot because now people think he's mean, too! Then later he realizes he's been a hypocrite and maybe Batman is nice too. Then they become friends!
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Why is Superman so mad at Batman when they fight in Batman v. Superman? Because he didn't clap.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Why is Superman so mad at Batman when they fight in Batman v. Superman? Who knows.
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Because his mom is being held hostage and he just needs Batman to listen to him for a loving second but he won't do that and has a bunch of stupid traps and won't shut up. Why wouldn't he be mad?
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Because his mom is being held hostage and he just needs Batman to listen to him for a loving second but he won't do that and has a bunch of stupid traps and won't shut up. Okay, that makes sense. I haven't seen any of the movie besides the fight so I didn't know that context.
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You should mention what you haven't seen. Without that context, people don't know you were looking for specific context.
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Yeah and Superman really does not like how Batman operates but is conflicted enough because of the good he does (did) that he largely leaves him alone. The first time they interact Superman stops Batman in the middle of an out and out rampage. Batman has already fully decided he wants to kill Superman and Superman just wants him to stop hurting people. Later when they meet again Superman tries to apologize and ask for his help, but Batman is full speed ahead paranoia crazy train and just keeps attacking him.
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Superman has largely stayed away from Batman because a) Batman has only recently gone completely nutso and b) Superman just went hog-wild drat-the-consequences in Africa and it blew up in his face, so he's tentative to make big bold gestures again.
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Do we still have a separate thread for DC Animated movies? Or Marvel ones for that matter?
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Superman has largely stayed away from Batman because a) Batman has only recently gone completely nutso and b) Superman just went hog-wild drat-the-consequences in Africa and it blew up in his face, so he's tentative to make big bold gestures again. Whoa, what'd Superman do in Africa?
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Hey K. Waste, loved your MoS video, particularly the Noah comparison.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Whoa, what'd Superman do in Africa? Stopped the CIA from blowing a village to hell and saved Lois when they got her in hot water.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Whoa, what'd Superman do in Africa? Saved Lois from a warlord and caused an international incident that was partially arranged by Lex to discredit Superman.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Whoa, what'd Superman do in Africa? Lois gets in trouble and he shows up to save her. He charges into a lovely situation exacerbated by the CIA that's also a trap to frame him. He then gets to eat poo poo for a week while every dumbshit pundit drags him on television.
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Jeb! Repetition posted:Whoa, what'd Superman do in Africa? Walked into a trap orchestrated by Luthor designed to show how arbitrary Superman is when choosing whether to get involved with anything. The point was to make the public question Superman, and it worked.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Because his mom is being held hostage and he just needs Batman to listen to him for a loving second but he won't do that and has a bunch of stupid traps and won't shut up. It's a shame Superman doesn't have a power that could keep him out of arms length long enough to explain Halloween Jack posted:Do we still have a separate thread for DC Animated movies? Or Marvel ones for that matter? It's in BSS https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784240&pagenumber=1
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