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Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Please add me on kick my Kik is milk underscore mall that’s Milk_Milk and it then well chat and make a group together let me know your kik and then we’ll chat if your fans of the malk

A little bit about me, I’m a very milky individual, very knowledgeable in many different area of topics, lives quite frequently as well as in here where I am commonly found, likes football.

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Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

I will be waiting for the friend request to roll in for the next half hour or do do please don’t be shy :)

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

PokeJoe posted:

Milk milk lemonade, round the corner fudge is made.

Me too I also like comedy and television add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Wow thanks thank you everyone so much for the replies im currently I am very busy at this exact Moment but will endue spiritually your existence with my spectral presence very sgortly or in translation all will be Due who are Due hold on

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

ill be your frirnd :)

Thank you awesome you are great and I love you add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Zippy the Bummer posted:

what the gently caress is kik

Haha me too also discovered within me asking the same upon first recollection or if even the prefix is necessary I love you add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So is it Milk_Milk or Milk_Mall? Or is it Milk_Malt? This is very confusing.

Yeah I Know very confusing but you’re then again a bit of a Ruffian aren’t you little finagle Haha I love you add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

The Grimace posted:

Can't we just chat here? serious question

You know as a being of light and levity of which comes with but is not implicated by the EM, I must also concede a fondness for those grave things of a serious nature and therefore would like to address your concern by again kindly requesting you please add me on kik it’s Milk_Malk is the name that is all buddy

Love you and keep it frothy

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

The Grimace posted:

I dunno, just start yappin'. How's everyone's new year going? I went in to work a little bit earlier than usual today, but got to come home earlier as a result. Wasn't too bad and I give it an A+.

Hey there Grimece I love you especially purple

So glad you had A+ work shift that is always positive and beauteous for living and the yap is a piquant little zest I will do my best to repertoire if you don’t mind :]

My new year is great really I suggest if you want to talk and do a chat just add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

It's what people use for dating so they don't have to give out their real # kinda like whatsapp
By dating i of course mean cheating on their partner without leaving a recoverable text trail for the divorce

Well my friend I am in conflict of your characterization of the application and in supplication my recommendation is approbation thank you, thank you very much

Am I the real Elvis or just an impersonator? Well I love you but please add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Away all Goats posted:

wait I gotta download poo poo? gently caress that

Indeed I think it was in fact Jesus who said “no pain no gain” or maybe it was not Jesus the knowledge eludes me but in any case nothing worth having is easy to get add me on kick

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

FalloutGod posted:

Skim, 1% 2% or Whole? I'm a Whole guy.

That’s nice










Don’t say that in church


Or you may as you may do as you wish but in any case my preference is the same as the colors in that each informs on the other as in espionage like the prisoners dilemma or the elusive Double cross though I should have perhaps led with that so as not to have buried but I digress yet again.

I love your passion for the fruit of the womb and the juices of life and if I decide on a flavor you will be the first to know. To gain the knowledge as soon as it’s hot add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

lonesomedwarf posted:

hi anyone want to chat w/me hit me up. im looking to chat about anything EXCEPT politics please. im lonely but not desperate

lonesomedwarf posted:

hi im 34, male, quite fat, noticeably so/ my frame hides it a bit but not enough. i sweat a lot its called hyperhidrosis and its a real medical condition okay. i have abandonment issues and parental issues, especially mother issues. i get paranoid and will accuse you of ignoring me at the drop of a hat. i also wear hats

lonesomedwarf posted:

i listen to terrible music that probably barely sounds like music to most people. i spend a lot of time sitting around and feeling depressed. i have been diagnosed with severe depression w/psychotic ffeatures and im on a cocktail of drugs that sometimes makes my head throb. i get confused easily

Oh my friend my friend we are so so so much a like in categorical symbolism’s, eh, I hypothesize. I understand you. I love you. Don’t give up. God has plans for you. Add me on kik.

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

I Dunno posted:

Break me off a piece of that kik kak bar

Haha that’s humorous especially the consonance or homophony of the words which are in ways similar and in ways unrelated and I love that and I love that you brought the relation to me as you have in this manner I thank on you tonight

And yes, in the imperative I answer in the affirmative yes!!! I will!!! Add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

lonesomedwarf posted:

it was me i said that

It was you. But who are you now? Let’s not live in the backs of our heads. I love you and look forward to chatting with you on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Orkin Mang posted:

siri download kik

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Siri!

How are you Orkin Mang

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

lonesomedwarf posted:

i dont know what kik is. im getting a little fussy and angry at the thought of downloading this

Its ok if you take breathes deeply through in and out of the nose and mouth to allow for the passage of oxygen and enable through ATP the fueling and charging of cellular fundamental body components

If the intellect does not agree and your intuitive sense dominates try considering the form of meditation or prayer in addition the traditionalism guides you in tracing the lines, though I do suspect for you my singular and small compatriot,though by no means small in soul, that the lateral hemisphere most preferable is in fact left in which case just breathe my friend

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

The Grimace posted:

"kik" is a mistype of "lol"

This is true I like that you said this which is a truth

Please share more truths as they arrive God willing and when you have a chance do add me on kik Milk_Malk thank you

Best,

Milk Malk

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Orkin Mang posted:

siri down load kik. as in 'hike'. siri

I do not approve but I love Siri

So much of life is divergent as these. If you like we can chat more about these issues on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

lonesomedwarf posted:

lately ive been praying to the very concept of order itself. ill see if it works. thanks, add me on kik

Yes gladly what is your kik please

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hi folks, it’s your pal Milk Malk, I refined my calibration, glad and ready to meet again online with chats and posts to talk and catch up add me on kik if you want you may also post in this thread to chat

I have decided also to be able for you to reach me via email which is milk2malk@gmail.com

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

At this particular Moment it is in teleologically sound to center on those occurrences which freely compose additively, per unit time, with the beams I support during each unit, for me

And so I therefore remit expectation in the event of mishappening

Still love you all happy chatting!

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

isn't kik like some alt-right nazi thing? no thanks op

That’s interesting that you think that it might be because of the lettering I’m not sure but I can answer with a definitive NO! Kik is actually a Canadian free software app for apple and android devices that makes it easy to connect with friends, stay in the loop, and explore by way of “chat,” which might be defined as verbal interpersonal semiotic behavior found in humans and possibly in other beings as well.

You do not need to join kik to have a chat with Mr. Malk and I singularly apologuze if a confluence of willful insistence and sapid tonality has insinuated the inverse

Best,

Milk

P.s. Mr. Burt Sexual very curious of the meaning in Burt shall I call you Burt? Or is that faux pas? Sorry bit of a monkey typewriter here Hahaha 🙂

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

im talking into my kitkat but i cant hear milk malk are you receiving over

Roger Roger or is it Hector Hector loud and clear!! Dallas there are issues Hahaha I like to play games of make believe I love this

Hi Hector Beerlioz what is your favorite candy the nougat of the kit kat is to me an unfortunate sensation with regards to the crunchiness and so I prefer the delicate Peanut Butter cups they are so dainty and tasty by Riis

Please do not be afraid to respond I love you

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I don't eat a lot of candy but I do like Andes mint chocolates a bunch, that and Nutty Bars over

Oh nice I like Nutty Bars too what is your favorite to drink I like the beers and gin it’s nice to meet you friend

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hector Beerlioz posted:

i prefer gin and tonic but ill give gin and beer a go if you say it's good

OK great I am so glad you have an open mind and are willing to try new things and to change perspectives which is amazing and those traits about you I know will prove immeasurably in your favor in life these are so many things about you that I love and your being a good friend off the bat I love you

Beers and gin is now the new culture this Moment is the triple salchow of my coup magnus

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

BloodRed posted:

The other day I was running around the house chasing the wife with my undies pulled up over my hips in that classic amazon tribesman archer pose when the frikken neighbor peeked over the fence and saw me

now she will not make eye contact when we are taking out the recycling

:(

You should know that there is nothing higher and stronger and more wholesome and good for life in the future than some good memory, especially a memory of childhood, of home. People talk to you a great deal about education, but some good, sacred memory, preserved from childhood, is perhaps the best education. If a man carries many such memories with him into life, he is safe to the end of his days, and if one has only one good memory in one’s heart, even that is sometimes the means of saving us.

This is a quote from the speech at the stone in the Garnett translation that may be of use to you as a memory in whatever life you may inhabit following

Thank you and I love you and I pray that your neighbor forgives you and I wish you and your wife happiness

And about me you may not know I frequently elide behaviors which upon perception in the anti abstract inevitably appear as negative shades, which, well it is quite embarrassing to admit

I’m sorry, what I mean is I empathize next time I will just say that


BloodRed that’s a cool name

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Kik is great for nudes. Just saying

You are perhaps correct that my choice is off suit with the river if you catch my drift (that’s a poker joke I spoke) I’m sorry I will try to be less

Please tell me, Ride The Graviton, (which I will do gladly upon request as I will try any trick asked of me and can do many of them) if you please what have you as far as a suggestion of interface for chat which is similarly easy to use and great for connecting with friends, staying on the loop, and exploring which has fewer liminal connections on the ether, should I say, connotively (cognitively).

I will gladly and readily make use of any natural existing infrastructure that the population finds accessible for chat thank you and I love you

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Demon Of The Fall posted:

lol someone doesn't interactive with married women much!!

I don’t understand can you explain to me so I can get it please thank you I am in the pursuit of knowledge which on some circles is dngerous to say

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hey there still in the chatting zone just shoot me a line

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

I have engineered a room on the slack page accessible by milkgbs.slack.com thank you

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

You may also add me on kik may I remind you the kik address is Milk_Malk and this way we allow for a private chat with instant messaging thank you and I love you your friend Milk Malk

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Added, sadly no sounding pics

Tom Gorman posted:

i met a girl and she told me to message her on kik so i was like ok

so I downloaded it and she started sending me nudes. her titties were no joke really weird looking they looked like the mcpoyle eyepatch from always sunny

also every pic was taken in the laundry room in front of the washer/dryer and I asked "are you married why are all these in the laundry room" and she got mad. do normal people take nudes in a swampy basement in front of the washing machine?

This is really quite a story I don’t have any nudes to send unfortunately but I will love to discuss the subject with you it seems like that you are a friendly person and like to chat well I can agree with that and relate

Add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Hey there I’m a pretty milky individual and my opinion occurred to me in a sense to develop an idea for humor inasmuch as I can generate in the world expanding the creation with the addition of my own energy

The idea is for a thread to post which I may post and ask or keep in this thread we shall see love you all as always

Milk Malk

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

nullEntityRNG posted:

How are we sure this is not a convoluted way to advertise kik using some sort of neural net program that's using our responses to generate a madness-inducing reply?

Hi nullEntityRPG Mr. sir I love your theorizing and the generation of possibilities by thinking with creation and perspective beautifully.

Please begin allowing me to start with the explanation in that the thought which has escaped your brain and engaged onto the intellectual cosmosphere has occurred anteriorally in essence

I am not meant to be understood.

You can just feel.

Please add me on kik

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Don’t try to steal Vitalis’ schitck btw

Hi Burt I love you stay frothy

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Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Haverchuck posted:

whats going on in this room?

Me too I am often confused and lonely but it’s ok because you can add me on kik and the confusion will go away

Add me on kik

Milk

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