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Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

Eh why the hell not, Sent.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Shame on anyone doesn't put "The Mooch" for 1/3 of the answers

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

BrianBoitano posted:

Shame on anyone doesn't put "The Mooch" for 1/3 of the answers

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

BrianBoitano posted:

Shame on anyone doesn't put "The Mooch" for 1/3 of the answers

I gladly take that shame. :downs:

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I don't know why*, but I'm in



* wine is why

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007
Looking forward to see what the Hive Mind's thoughts on 2020 are

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



:same:

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


C. Everett Koop posted:


EDIT - Junior G-Man you too, you left a category header in there if you want to double-check. Thanks.

Damnit, caught it late but sent you a new reply sheet. Sorry about that.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Junior G-man posted:

Damnit, caught it late but sent you a new reply sheet. Sorry about that.

I'll allow that because it was submitted before the deadline, and I'll even be super generous and allow the couple that came in this morning, but submissions are closed now.

I'm aiming for the reveal tomorrow evening, sometime around 8-9ish. If that's not in the cards it'll be Thursday.

Thanks everyone, see y'all at the reveal!

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



drat I wish you had written that yesterday, meaning the reveal were today.

I hope I win, JakeP doesn't even play HotS anymore :ohdear:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE 2018 D&D SHEEP GAME REVEAL!

Here's how this will work: I'll reveal the questions and answers one at a time, posting the point totals after every question. The top five finishers will receive a free av change, courtesy of our far too generous mod R. Guyovich.

There'll be time before each reveal for everyone to laugh at each other and whine about the judging. I'll listen to arguments but my judgment is final, and there are points where judgment calls had to be made in terms of grouping.

As per sheep game tradition, each question will be accompanied by a set of pictures. Said pictures may give away what the top votes were, what some other votes were, or might just be pictures I'm posting to entertain myself! You'll never know!

With that being said, let's begin with the first question!

1. This was, by far, the most hilarious thing to come out of Trump's first year in office.


C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 1: 1. This was, by far, the most hilarious thing to come out of Trump's first year in office.

The Mooch - 13
DC Murderverse
Gen. Ripper
The Glumslinger
nimby
Gyges
BrianBoitano
Boon
Mustached Demon
GreyjoyBastard
Blind Pineapple
Saladin Rising
Ogmius815
KickerOfMice

All of the goddamned tweets - 9
The Iron Llama
Pleads
Billzasilver
Otherkinsey
Jethro
Von Metternich
Spiffster
Rex-Goliath
Seiferguy

THE ORB - 7
Pikavangelist
TheNewt
Riatsala
capfalcon
N00ba the Hutt
AKA Pseudonym
Five Year Plan

Sean Spicer hiding in bushes - 4
Xerzes
Sundae
Silly Season
Julio Cruz

Infrastructure Week - 3
Helen Highwater
Brigadier Sockface
tentative8e8op

Firing everyone - 2
True Blue Triumph
Meydey

Piss Tape - 2
Agronox
HisMajestyBOB

ACES:

The Wolff book - Kloaded00
Tyrion's banter - HoottheOwl
Nazis being doxxed and punched - Duke Igthorn
it's gotta be the alzheimers - exmarx
Trump - MageMage
Big Boy President pretending to be a trucker. - Rappaport
Blatant hypocrisy from everybody (i.e., Trump and supporters going from “How dare Obama golf I’ll never golf!" to Trump golfing 1/3 of the time and supporters being cool with it). - Qwertyman
Steve Bannon sucking his own dick - SaturdayKnight
looking directly at the eclipse - Polygynous
Michael Flynn and his dumb son - Junior G-Man

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 1:

Gen. Ripper - 13
DC Murderverse - 13
The Glumslinger - 13
nimby - 13
Gyges - 13
Mustached Demon - 13
Boon - 13
BrianBoitano - 13
GreyjoyBastard - 13
Blind Pineapple - 13
Ogmius815 - 13
Saladin Rising - 13
KickerOfMice - 13
Rex-Goliath - 9
Pleads - 9
Otherkinsey - 9
The Iron Llama - 9
Jethro - 9
Billzasilver - 9
Von Metternich - 9
Spiffster - 9
Seiferguy - 9
Pikavangelist - 7
TheNewt - 7
Riatsala - 7
capfalcon - 7
N00ba the Hutt - 7
AKA Pseudonym - 7
Five Year Plan - 7
Sundae - 4
Silly Season - 4
Xerzes - 4
Julio Cruz - 4
Helen Highwater - 3
Brigadier Sockface - 3
tentative8e8op - 3
True Blue Triumph - 2
Meydey - 2
Agronox - 2
HisMajestyBOB - 2
Kloaded00 - 1
HoottheOwl - 1
Duke Igthorn - 1
exmarx - 1
MageMage - 1
Rappaport - 1
Qwertyman - 1
SaturdayKnight - 1
Polygynous - 1
Junior G-Man - 1


2. This is the lowest Trump's approval rating will hit in 2018.


Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Haha awesome, I was worried how I could possibly pick the same tweet as everyone else

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 1: 1. This was, by far, the most hilarious thing to come out of Trump's first year in office.

looking directly at the eclipse - Polygynous

Fuuuck if this were multiple choice I think this would have won by a landslide

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 2: 2. This is the lowest Trump's approval rating will hit in 2018. (Whole numbers only)

30 - 11
Kloaded00
Gen. Ripper
TheNewt
N00ba the Hutt
Silly Season
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
AKA Pseudonym
Mustached Demon
Saladin Rising
Five Year Plan

25 - 6
Pleads
Duke Igthorn
Gyges
Billzasilver
Blind Pineapple
HisMajestyBOB

28 - 4
Rex-Goliath
Riatsala
Qwertyman
Von Metternich

27% - 3
Helen Highwater
Jethro
SaturdayKnight

18% - 3
Otherkinsey
nimby
Rappaport

34 - 3
Sundae
capfalcon
Junior G-Man

32 - 3
DC Murderverse
Brigadier Sockface
Xerzes

29 - 3
The Glumslinger
Meydey
Seiferguy

33 - 3
Julio Cruz
Boon
Spiffster

35% - 2
exmarx
BrianBoitano

20% - 2
MageMage
KickerOfMice

0 - 2
tentative8e8op
GreyjoyBastard

ACES:

14 - Pikavangelist
1 Person, Cerci still liked him - HoottheOwl
37% - Agronox
31 - Ogmius815
-6 - Polygynous

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rex-Goliath posted:

Fuuuck if this were multiple choice I think this would have won by a landslide

Ehh, Mooch would still be hard to beat

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Goddamn d&d would highball the number

The orb didn’t even cross my mind but it deserved to win lol

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
FWIW, Trump's approval rating is currently at 39.8%, with the lowest being 36.4% coming a month ago. Numbers courtesy of bitch boy Nate Silver's highly funded blog.

Scores after question 2:

Gen. Ripper - 24
Mustached Demon - 24
Saladin Rising - 24
The Iron Llama - 20
Gyges - 19
Blind Pineapple - 19
TheNewt - 18
N00ba the Hutt - 18
AKA Pseudonym - 18
Five Year Plan - 18
DC Murderverse - 16
The Glumslinger - 16
nimby - 16
Boon - 16
Pleads - 15
Silly Season - 15
BrianBoitano - 15
Billzasilver - 15
GreyjoyBastard - 15
KickerOfMice - 15
Ogmius815 - 14
Rex-Goliath - 13
True Blue Triumph - 13
Von Metternich - 13
Otherkinsey - 12
Kloaded00 - 12
Jethro - 12
Spiffster - 12
Seiferguy - 12
Riatsala - 11
capfalcon - 10
Pikavangelist - 8
HisMajestyBOB - 8
Sundae - 7
Duke Igthorn - 7
Xerzes - 7
Julio Cruz - 7
Helen Highwater - 6
Brigadier Sockface - 6
Qwertyman - 5
Meydey - 5
tentative8e8op - 5
Rappaport - 4
SaturdayKnight - 4
Junior G-Man - 4
exmarx - 3
MageMage - 3
Agronox - 3
HoottheOwl - 2
Polygynous - 2


3. Out of all the chucklefucks to serve in this administration so far, this one has easily been the dumbest.


Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
going for the perfect score

also please don't tell me what a whole number is

e: wait no I actually put The Mooch for this one I think

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Mooch or Don Jr gonna win, but I feel like Sheriff Clarke isn't going to get his due.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 3: 3. Out of all the chucklefucks to serve in this administration so far, this one has easily been the dumbest.

Anthony "the Mooch" Scaramucci - 15
The Iron Llama
Otherkinsey
Kloaded00
Rex-Goliath
Riatsala
True Blue Triumph
BrianBoitano
Rappaport
Boon
Qwertyman
Von Metternich
Agronox
SaturdayKnight
KickerOfMice
Polygynous

Carter Page - 6
Helen Highwater
Pleads
DC Murderverse
Duke Igthorn
Brigadier Sockface
Billzasilver

Donald Trump - 6
N00ba the Hutt
Gen. Ripper
AKA Pseudonym
Gyges
Julio Cruz
GreyjoyBastard

Sarah Huckabee Sanders - 4
Pikavangelist
TheNewt
Xerzes
HisMajestyBOB

Ben Carson - 3
nimby
Ogmius815
Junior G-Man

Sean Spicer - 2
Sundae
Mustached Demon

Betsy DeVos - 2
capfalcon
Spiffster

Steve Bannon - 2
Silly Season
Five Year Plan

Donald Trump Jr. - 2
Blind Pineapple
The Glumslinger

stephen miller - 2
tentative8e8op
Seiferguy

ACES:

Lancel Lannister - HoottheOwl
Jared Kushner - exmarx
Eric Trump - Jethro
McDonalds Drive-Thru - MageMage
Jeffrey "Granny Clampett" Sessions - Meydey
Omarosa - Saladin Rising

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I still say Don Jr was the dumbest and I stick by it

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
apparently i didn't believe in the Mooch quite as much as I should have

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Carter Page isn't dumb, he's just very trustworthy. It's a virtue :mad:

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

:pwn::hf::pwn:

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 3: 3. Out of all the chucklefucks to serve in this administration so far, this one has easily been the dumbest.

Thought for sure that Trump himself would take this

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

GreyjoyBastard posted:

apparently i didn't believe in the Mooch quite as much as I should have

That dude gave up evetything to be fired in less than a fortnight

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Johnny Bravo posted:

Thought for sure that Trump himself would take this

we got too clever :negative:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Boon posted:

That dude gave up evetything to be fired in less than a fortnight

lmao yup. with everyone else there's at least some sort of grift or ulterior motive. mooch lost everything

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

The Glumslinger posted:

I still say Don Jr was the dumbest and I stick by it

FWIW, neither Trump son is technically part of the administration. But that doesn't stop them from acting like it.


Scores after question 3:

The Iron Llama - 35
Boon - 31
Gen. Ripper - 30
BrianBoitano - 30
KickerOfMice - 30
Rex-Goliath - 28
True Blue Triumph - 28
Von Metternich - 28
Otherkinsey - 27
Kloaded00 - 27
Riatsala - 26
Mustached Demon - 26
Gyges - 25
Saladin Rising - 25
N00ba the Hutt - 24
AKA Pseudonym - 24
DC Murderverse - 22
TheNewt - 22
Pleads - 21
Billzasilver - 21
GreyjoyBastard - 21
Blind Pineapple - 21
Qwertyman - 20
Five Year Plan - 20
nimby - 19
Rappaport - 19
SaturdayKnight - 19
The Glumslinger - 18
Agronox - 18
Silly Season - 17
Ogmius815 - 17
Polygynous - 17
Spiffster - 14
Seiferguy - 14
Duke Igthorn - 13
Jethro - 13
Julio Cruz - 13
Helen Highwater - 12
Pikavangelist - 12
capfalcon - 12
Brigadier Sockface - 12
HisMajestyBOB - 12
Xerzes - 11
Sundae - 9
tentative8e8op - 7
Junior G-Man - 7
Meydey - 6
exmarx - 4
MageMage - 4
HoottheOwl - 3


3. Regardless of how it ends, this is when Mueller's investigation will formally end.


Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
oh god

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
A billion 1 point entries, incoming

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



He's wrapping up. I think I said June :ohdear:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

The Glumslinger posted:

A billion 1 point entries, incoming

i actually expected more divergence on the minimum-approval thing because it's another numerical problem, but y'all motherfuckers somehow converged on 30 instead of the comedy answer of 0

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 4: 4. Regardless of how it ends, this is when Mueller's investigation will formally end.

October 2018 - 10
Rex-Goliath
Pleads
DC Murderverse
True Blue Triumph
Brigadier Sockface
AKA Pseudonym
Billzasilver
Blind Pineapple
Spiffster
Five Year Plan

August 2018 - 5
Otherkinsey
The Iron Llama
Silly Season
Meydey
Polygynous

March 2019 - 4
Helen Highwater
Qwertyman
Von Metternich
Junior G-Man

November 2018 - 3
N00ba the Hutt
Gyges
tentative8e8op

February 2019 - 3
Julio Cruz
Boon
TheNewt

December 2018. - 3
Rappaport
Mustached Demon
Seiferguy

January 2021 - 2
Pikavangelist
HisMajestyBOB

July 2019 - 2
Duke Igthorn
Xerzes

July 2018 - 2
Riatsala
SaturdayKnight

May 2018 - 2
exmarx
Ogmius815

October 2020 - 2
Jethro
nimby

June 2018 - 2
BrianBoitano
Saladin Rising

January 2018 - 2
GreyjoyBastard
MageMage

ACES:

August 2019 - Kloaded00
Purple Wedding - HoottheOwl
Jan 2019 - Sundae
Whenever Trump fires him - Gen. Ripper
June 2019 - The Glumslinger
It will never end. The Mueller has been released from its cage and is now eternal. - capfalcon
November 2020 - Agronox
Oct 2019 - KickerOfMice


Greyjoy/MageMage, you're on the clock.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
:mad:

edit: in hindsight, should have predicted the October answer

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 4:

The Iron Llama - 40
Rex-Goliath - 38
True Blue Triumph - 38
AKA Pseudonym - 34
Boon - 34
Otherkinsey - 32
DC Murderverse - 32
BrianBoitano - 32
Von Metternich - 32
Pleads - 31
Gen. Ripper - 31
Billzasilver - 31
Blind Pineapple - 31
KickerOfMice - 31
Five Year Plan - 30
Mustached Demon - 29
Kloaded00 - 28
Riatsala - 28
Gyges - 28
N00ba the Hutt - 27
Saladin Rising - 27
TheNewt - 25
Qwertyman - 24
Spiffster - 24
GreyjoyBastard - 23
Silly Season - 22
Brigadier Sockface - 22
Rappaport - 22
Polygynous - 22
nimby - 21
SaturdayKnight - 21
The Glumslinger - 19
Agronox - 19
Ogmius815 - 19
Seiferguy - 17
Helen Highwater - 16
Julio Cruz - 16
Duke Igthorn - 15
Jethro - 15
Pikavangelist - 14
HisMajestyBOB - 14
capfalcon - 13
Xerzes - 13
Meydey - 11
Junior G-Man - 11
Sundae - 10
tentative8e8op - 10
exmarx - 6
MageMage - 6
HoottheOwl - 4

In a D&D first, I asked the posters to say something nice about someone. Let's see how they did!

5. This is the one good thing that Trump actually did for the country in his first year in office.


KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
Everret can I change my answers to 7+8 to THE MOOCH?

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

KickerOfMice posted:

Everret can I change my answers to 7+8 to THE MOOCH?

no

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