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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

C. Everett Koop posted:

Scores after question 8:

HisMajestyBOB - 69


Nice.

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Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I forgot Mooch even existed. :suicide:

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
And I'll spin a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5O-nUiZ_0

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 9: 9. How many journalists will be killed in the lead-up to the 2018 elections?

0 - 22
Rex-Goliath
Otherkinsey
Kloaded00
TheNewt
Sundae
HoottheOwl
The Glumslinger
Silly Season
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
Jethro
Gyges
Julio Cruz
BrianBoitano
Boon
Agronox
Blind Pineapple
Ogmius815
Saladin Rising
Spiffster
KickerOfMice
Five Year Plan

3 - 10
Pleads
Pikavangelist
Duke Igthorn
nimby
Xerzes
Mustached Demon
Qwertyman
Rappaport
Polygynous
Seiferguy

2 - 9
Helen Highwater
DC Murderverse
Riatsala
Brigadier Sockface
Meydey
Von Metternich
SaturdayKnight
tentative8e8op
HisMajestyBOB

1 - 2
N00ba the Hutt
Junior G-Man

Hopefully all of them - 2
Billzasilver
GreyjoyBastard

ACES:

9001 - Gen. Ripper
The entire staff of the failing New York Times and the Amazon's Washington Post. - capfalcon
69 - exmarx (nice)
One ritual sacrifice from every news organization in the country - AKA Pseudonym
19 - MageMage


Note to self (and anyone else looking to run a sheep game): don't ask questions with numerical answers, it limits creativity. Thankfully that was the last one.

e - also Hoot loses their shoot the moon attempt.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Sundae posted:

I forgot Mooch even existed. :suicide:

He was a fever dream for me as well. Whenever he gets brought back up in the main trump thread it’s like :aaaaa: oh yeah that happened for a hot second :aaaaa:

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

He was a fever dream for me as well. Whenever he gets brought back up in the main trump thread it’s like :aaaaa: oh yeah that happened for a hot second :aaaaa:

THE MOOCH is pretty much a fever dream elemental.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

C. Everett Koop posted:

Hopefully all of them - 2

drat

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Much like it's not a sheep game until someone gets offended, it's not a sheep game until someone(s) go screaming across the line.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

+20 in the house and zero dead journalists. I am undone :negative:


Edit: drat though, I sure didn’t say hopefully

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

C. Everett Koop posted:

e - also Hoot loses their shoot the moon attempt.

Should've gone with "163, nailed to mileposts pointing to Washington".

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after 2018 elections/midway point

Scores after question 9:

True Blue Triumph - 112
Gyges - 110
Boon - 110
Rex-Goliath - 109
The Iron Llama - 107
Saladin Rising - 102
Otherkinsey - 101
Ogmius815 - 98
DC Murderverse - 97
KickerOfMice - 96
The Glumslinger - 95
Spiffster - 95
Mustached Demon - 93
Qwertyman - 93
Pleads - 92
Julio Cruz - 92
Silly Season - 90
Jethro - 89
Riatsala - 87
Von Metternich - 87
Agronox - 85
N00ba the Hutt - 84
nimby - 84
Seiferguy - 81
GreyjoyBastard - 79
Blind Pineapple - 78
HisMajestyBOB - 78
Brigadier Sockface - 77
AKA Pseudonym - 76
Pikavangelist - 75
Rappaport - 75
tentative8e8op - 75
Gen. Ripper - 74
Sundae - 73
Xerzes - 73
Kloaded00 - 70
Helen Highwater - 67
TheNewt - 67
Five Year Plan - 64
exmarx - 59
BrianBoitano - 59
SaturdayKnight - 47
Billzasilver - 46
Polygynous - 41
Duke Igthorn - 33
HoottheOwl - 30
capfalcon - 30
Meydey - 24
Junior G-Man - 20
MageMage - 13

Starting to get some separation at the top, with a five-point gap between fifth and sixth for the avatar change. still plenty of time left. And alas, no shoot the moon effort this time around. Maybe the C-SPAM game will have a moon shooter.

Onto 2020!

10. This will be the first person to formally announce their candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President.


Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Wow, this is the best I've ever done in one of these. Just the back 9 left to totally gently caress it all up.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

C. Everett Koop posted:


e - also Hoot loses their shoot the moon attempt.

:(
Pretend I said "One Citadel worth of maesters"

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Come on out me in the top ten you fucks :bernin:

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

Come on out me in the top ten you fucks :bernin:

I thought I would be scraping the bottom the whole time. :v:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


the oprah poo poo started after i submitted my answers so i swear to god if i end up dropping more because of that flash in the pan rumor :cripes:

loving sheep

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 10: 10. This will be the first person to formally announce their candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President.

Cory Booker - 15
Rex-Goliath
Pikavangelist
Duke Igthorn
The Glumslinger
capfalcon
Silly Season
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
Jethro
Brigadier Sockface
Xerzes
Boon
Rappaport
Qwertyman
Saladin Rising

Elizabeth Warren - 5
AKA Pseudonym
Kloaded00
Mustached Demon
Billzasilver
KickerOfMice

Joe Biden - 4
N00ba the Hutt
Julio Cruz
Meydey
Agronox

Kirsten Gillibrand - 3
TheNewt
exmarx
Von Metternich

Hilary Clinton - 3
Otherkinsey
Sundae
GreyjoyBastard

Bernie Sanders - 3
BrianBoitano
Spiffster
HisMajestyBOB

Mark Zuckerberg - 3
Blind Pineapple
Riatsala
Five Year Plan

Donald Trump - 2
Pleads
tentative8e8op

John Delaney - 2
DC Murderverse
Gen. Ripper

Oprah - 2
nimby
Gyges

Martin O’Malley - 2
SaturdayKnight
Ogmius815

Kamala Harris - 2
Junior G-Man
Seiferguy

ACES:

Tim Kaine - Helen Highwater
Daenerys, way back in season one. - HoottheOwl
Snoop Dogg - MageMage
Al Franken - Polygynous

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Gyges posted:

Wow, this is the best I've ever done in one of these. Just the back 9 left to totally gently caress it all up.

E: holy poo poo - Booker is that obvious huh

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Boon posted:

E: holy poo poo - Booker is that obvious huh

I was hoping for the comedy options to outweigh the "actually likely" option. :( gently caress if I can read half the posters in this subforum.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 10:

True Blue Triumph - 127
Boon - 125
Rex-Goliath - 124
The Iron Llama - 122
Saladin Rising - 117
Gyges - 112
The Glumslinger - 110
Qwertyman - 108
Silly Season - 105
Otherkinsey - 104
Jethro - 104
KickerOfMice - 101
Ogmius815 - 100
DC Murderverse - 99
Mustached Demon - 98
Spiffster - 98
Julio Cruz - 96
Pleads - 94
Brigadier Sockface - 92
Pikavangelist - 90
Riatsala - 90
Rappaport - 90
Von Metternich - 90
Agronox - 89
N00ba the Hutt - 88
Xerzes - 88
nimby - 86
Seiferguy - 83
GreyjoyBastard - 82
AKA Pseudonym - 81
Blind Pineapple - 81
HisMajestyBOB - 81
tentative8e8op - 77
Sundae - 76
Gen. Ripper - 76
Kloaded00 - 75
TheNewt - 70
Helen Highwater - 68
Five Year Plan - 67
exmarx - 62
BrianBoitano - 62
Billzasilver - 51
SaturdayKnight - 49
Duke Igthorn - 48
capfalcon - 45
Polygynous - 42
HoottheOwl - 31
Meydey - 28
Junior G-Man - 22
MageMage - 14

True Blue Triumph starting to pull away. Still a five-point gap between fifth and sixth.

11. This person will be the Jeb! of the 2020 elections.


KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q

:h:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Billzasilver posted:

+20 in the house and zero dead journalists. I am undone :negative:


Edit: drat though, I sure didn’t say hopefully

I didn't either! Fake news!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

C. Everett Koop posted:

Question 10: 10. This will be the first person to formally announce their candidacy for the Democratic nomination for President.

Cory Booker - 15
Rex-Goliath
Pikavangelist
Duke Igthorn
The Glumslinger
capfalcon
Silly Season
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
Jethro
Brigadier Sockface
Xerzes
Boon
Rappaport
Qwertyman
Saladin Rising

Elizabeth Warren - 5
AKA Pseudonym
Kloaded00
Mustached Demon
Billzasilver
KickerOfMice

Joe Biden - 4
N00ba the Hutt
Julio Cruz
Meydey
Agronox

Kirsten Gillibrand - 3
TheNewt
exmarx
Von Metternich

Hilary Clinton - 3
Otherkinsey
Sundae
GreyjoyBastard

Bernie Sanders - 3
BrianBoitano
Spiffster
HisMajestyBOB

Mark Zuckerberg - 3
Blind Pineapple
Riatsala
Five Year Plan

Donald Trump - 2
Pleads
tentative8e8op

John Delaney - 2
DC Murderverse
Gen. Ripper

Oprah - 2
nimby
Gyges

Martin O’Malley - 2
SaturdayKnight
Ogmius815

Kamala Harris - 2
Junior G-Man
Seiferguy

ACES:

Tim Kaine - Helen Highwater
Daenerys, way back in season one. - HoottheOwl
Snoop Dogg - MageMage
Al Franken - Polygynous

I can rest easy knowing that I have the objectively correct answer to this question.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 11: 11. This person will be the Jeb! of the 2020 elections.

Jeb! - 16
Helen Highwater
Otherkinsey
Pleads
N00ba the Hutt
True Blue Triumph
The Iron Llama
Brigadier Sockface
Gyges
Meydey
GreyjoyBastard
Billzasilver
Agronox
Saladin Rising
KickerOfMice
Polygynous
tentative8e8op

Mark Zuckerberg - 4
Rex-Goliath
Riatsala
Ogmius815
HisMajestyBOB

Hillary Clinton - 4
Pikavangelist
DC Murderverse
exmarx
nimby

Ted Cruz - 4
Duke Igthorn
Kloaded00
Boon
Five Year Plan

Cory Booker - 3
TheNewt
The Glumslinger
Mustached Demon

Donald Trump - 3
BrianBoitano
Qwertyman
Spiffster

Joe Biden - 2
capfalcon
Xerzes

John Kasich - 2
Silly Season
Blind Pineapple

Tim Kaine - 2
Jethro
AKA Pseudonym

ACES:

Bron - HoottheOwl
Mitt Romney - Sundae
Anybody who tries to challenge Trump, otherwise Kamala Harris - Gen. Ripper
Pepe The Frog - MageMage
Jill Stein - Julio Cruz
Paul Ryan. - Rappaport
Marco Rubio - Von Metternich
Roy Moore - SaturdayKnight
Kamala Harris - Junior G-Man
Jeff Flake - Seiferguy

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

KickerOfMice posted:

THE MOOCH is pretty much a fever dream elemental.

I really he makes into history book 100 years from now, people need to remember his drunk dialing a reporter

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
:holy:

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


gently caress i think that did me in

y’all are sheep t:mad:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Who the hell is bron. Did you mean bran or bronn?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Billzasilver posted:

Who the hell is bron. Did you mean bran or bronn?

LeBron James, maybe? :confused:

Scores after question 11:

True Blue Triumph - 143
The Iron Llama - 138
Saladin Rising - 133
Boon - 129
Rex-Goliath - 128
Gyges - 128
Otherkinsey - 120
KickerOfMice - 117
The Glumslinger - 113
Qwertyman - 111
Pleads - 110
Brigadier Sockface - 108
Silly Season - 107
Jethro - 106
Agronox - 105
N00ba the Hutt - 104
Ogmius815 - 104
DC Murderverse - 103
Mustached Demon - 101
Spiffster - 101
GreyjoyBastard - 98
Julio Cruz - 97
Pikavangelist - 94
Riatsala - 94
tentative8e8op - 93
Rappaport - 91
Von Metternich - 91
nimby - 90
Xerzes - 90
HisMajestyBOB - 85
Helen Highwater - 84
Seiferguy - 84
AKA Pseudonym - 83
Blind Pineapple - 83
Kloaded00 - 79
Sundae - 77
Gen. Ripper - 77
TheNewt - 73
Five Year Plan - 71
Billzasilver - 67
exmarx - 66
BrianBoitano - 65
Polygynous - 58
Duke Igthorn - 52
SaturdayKnight - 50
capfalcon - 47
Meydey - 44
HoottheOwl - 32
Junior G-Man - 23
MageMage - 15

Got a tie for the fifth and final spot right now!

12. The Democrats will nominate _________ for president in 2020.


KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Rex-Goliath posted:

gently caress i think that did me in

y’all are sheep t:mad:

lol owned

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Damnit, of course it'd be Jeb!

Please clap

E: I think I answered this right after a Terry McCauiliff interview so this is going to go south quick

Boon fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jan 17, 2018

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

C. Everett Koop posted:

LeBron James, maybe? :confused:

LeBran Stark. He can paraplegic chaos dunk at 14 feet.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Can’t even be mad at Jeb! :nyoron:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 12: 12. The Democrats will nominate _________ for president in 2020.

Elizabeth Warren - 8
Helen Highwater
Pleads
Otherkinsey
Pikavangelist
Kloaded00
Duke Igthorn
Mustached Demon
Junior G-Man

Cory Booker - 8
Rex-Goliath
Sundae
DC Murderverse
capfalcon
N00ba the Hutt
Xerzes
Julio Cruz
Saladin Rising

Bernie Sanders - 7
Gen. Ripper
True Blue Triumph
BrianBoitano
Blind Pineapple
SaturdayKnight
Spiffster
HisMajestyBOB

Kirsten Gillibrand - 6
Silly Season
exmarx
Brigadier Sockface
Von Metternich
Ogmius815
KickerOfMice

Kamala Harris - 5
Jethro
AKA Pseudonym
Qwertyman
tentative8e8op
Seiferguy

Joe Biden - 3
The Glumslinger
Meydey
Agronox

Mark Zuckerberg. - 3
Rappaport
Billzasilver
Five Year Plan

Oprah - 2
nimby
MageMage

Hillary Clinton - 2
GreyjoyBastard
Polygynous

ACES:

John Snow - HoottheOwl
Luis Gutierrez - TheNewt
Tammy Duckworth - Riatsala
Claire McCaskill - The Iron Llama
A Centrist candidate who isn't any better than the Republican. Vote Jill Stein! - Gyges
Terry McAuliffe - Boon


Hoot, even if you hadn't already lost your shoot the moon effort, I'd DQ you here for misspelling Jon loving Snow :fuckoff:

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
I'm from Missouri and good god a McCaskill run might kill me.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
God dammit, people were talking up Biden the day I submitted this

Knew I should have kept it Booker like I had originally

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
i'm going to have to go back and count how many questions I and Polygynous gave identical or similar answers to

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Scores after question 12:

True Blue Triumph - 150
Saladin Rising - 141
The Iron Llama - 139
Rex-Goliath - 136
Boon - 130
Gyges - 129
Otherkinsey - 128
KickerOfMice - 123
Pleads - 118
The Glumslinger - 116
Qwertyman - 116
Brigadier Sockface - 114
Silly Season - 113
N00ba the Hutt - 112
DC Murderverse - 111
Jethro - 111
Ogmius815 - 110
Mustached Demon - 109
Agronox - 108
Spiffster - 108
Julio Cruz - 105
Pikavangelist - 102
GreyjoyBastard - 100
Xerzes - 98
tentative8e8op - 98
Von Metternich - 97
Riatsala - 95
Rappaport - 94
Helen Highwater - 92
nimby - 92
HisMajestyBOB - 92
Blind Pineapple - 90
Seiferguy - 89
AKA Pseudonym - 88
Kloaded00 - 87
Sundae - 85
Gen. Ripper - 84
TheNewt - 74
Five Year Plan - 74
exmarx - 72
BrianBoitano - 72
Billzasilver - 70
Duke Igthorn - 60
Polygynous - 60
SaturdayKnight - 57
capfalcon - 55
Meydey - 47
HoottheOwl - 33
Junior G-Man - 31
MageMage - 17


13. The Republicans will nominate _________ for president in 2020.


C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Question 13: 13. The Republicans will nominate _________ for president in 2020.

Donald Trump - 32
Rex-Goliath
Pleads
Sundae
Gen. Ripper
DC Murderverse
TheNewt
Kloaded00
The Glumslinger
capfalcon
N00ba the Hutt
Silly Season
exmarx
True Blue Triumph
Jethro
Brigadier Sockface
AKA Pseudonym
Julio Cruz
BrianBoitano
Qwertyman
Rappaport
GreyjoyBastard
Billzasilver
Von Metternich
Agronox
Blind Pineapple
Ogmius815
Saladin Rising
Spiffster
tentative8e8op
HisMajestyBOB
Junior G-Man
Seiferguy

Mike Pence - 6
Pikavangelist
Duke Igthorn
The Iron Llama
Xerzes
Mustached Demon
Meydey

ACES:

Marco Rubio - Helen Highwater
ted cruz - Otherkinsey
Cercei - HoottheOwl
Bob Corker - Riatsala
Ivanka Trump - nimby
Joe Arpio - MageMage
A White Hot Ball Of Rage - Gyges
Tom Cotton - Boon
Evan McMullin - SaturdayKnight
Mittens - KickerOfMice
Michigan State's Football Coach - Polygynous
The Rock - Five Year Plan

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
:chaostrump: HYPER TRUMP WINS PRIMARY ZONE ACT 2 :chaostrump:

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