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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

she's gonna do it

edit:

an actual dog has issued a correction as of 18:43 on Jan 8, 2018

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i hate this

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


everything sucks rear end

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol America

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i can't wait for her biggest policy proposal: means-tested non-refundable tax credits for qualifying new car purchases

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/950399941721100288

there's layers to this

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
She can't do a worse job than Trump.





















Now watch her say "hold my latte".

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

oprah's only one letter away from OORAH

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
"Let's get money out of politics by having back-to-back billionaire presidents" - an intelligent nation

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Oprah, the actor?

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Let's have the personification of giving away free poo poo as the leader of the democratic party

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

can't we just have a socialist mayor who hasnt raped anyone win the nomination =/

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Pretend I emptyquoted that for an entire page.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

logikv9 posted:

Oprah, the capitalist?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/950386739083923457

Ryan Cooper, a Serious Journalist who does Serious Journalist stuff like making your twitter avatar somebody who died like 50 years ago to disguise that you look like if somebody sat on moby

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

poo poo

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC


Please add to OP, ty.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i could post a million tweets about all the ways oprah is bad but that would be time wasted when i can just say she's a billionaire with her own tv network who constantly hosted fraudelent dipshits on her variety show for white moms

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
president Oz and president Phil

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Does this mean we won't be able to say "make the Tweet you fat bitch" anymore?

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

akadajet posted:

Does this mean we won't be able to say "make the Tweet you fat bitch" anymore?

there will be no tweets, to hear president Oprah's announcements you need to be subscribed to the Oprah channel

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Hillary is going to be so jelly

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the bitcoin of weed posted:

i could post a million tweets about all the ways oprah is bad but that would be time wasted when i can just say she's a billionaire with her own tv network who constantly hosted fraudelent dipshits on her variety show for white moms

Oprah is bad for being good at wealth redistribution??

I can't believe a Democrat, in the year 2018, is suggesting that impoverished minorities ought to remain impoverished

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


Nobody cares about her political stances because they aren't relevant for running for nomination and president

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
shes gonna run on vague hope-y change-y stuff and its gonna triangulate enough between bernie and kamala harris to work

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Man Musk posted:

I can't believe a Democrat, in the year 2018, is suggesting that impoverished minorities ought to remain impoverished

it's gonna blow your mind when oprah says this next week because she's been brain poisoned by proximity to wealth

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the bitcoin of weed posted:

it's gonna blow your mind when oprah says this next week because she's been brain poisoned by proximity to wealth

I unironically endorse transferring wealth away from the suburbs by any means

Sometimes it's okay to stick it to the man!!

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
we need to pre-emptively come up with Trump's nickname for Oprah

Dopey Oprah maybe

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I'm trying to think of the worst celebrities to run for president and Oprah is up there.

Jane Fonda would be the biggest troll candidate though.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
We're never going to elect a non-celebrity again lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

General Dog posted:

We're never going to elect a non-celebrity again lol

welcome to the fall of rome 2.0

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

anime was right posted:

shes gonna run on vague hope-y change-y stuff and its gonna triangulate enough between bernie and kamala harris to work

yea she'll just be an even shittier version of obama

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

the bitcoin of weed posted:

i could post a million tweets about all the ways oprah is bad but that would be time wasted when i can just say she's a billionaire with her own tv network who constantly hosted fraudelent dipshits on her variety show for white moms

counterpoint: electing a black woman will be the best thing to happen in 2020 no matter what, regardless of whatever their policies are

at this point america is hosed, but maximum comedy must be achieved during the hospice years of our democracy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
sure why not :shepicide:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Oprah getting elected will do wonders for the bottom line of bretbart and fox news

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

p wouldn't be a very good president but can you imagine how mad it would make trump

like he would die from being mad

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Fallen Hamprince posted:

p wouldn't be a very good president but can you imagine how mad it would make trump

like he would die from being mad

so mad that an actual nazi will probably win the primary in 2024

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