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https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/950406865678151680
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:04 |
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an actual dog posted:Oprah getting elected will do wonders for the bottom line of bretbart and fox news ya its all a new machine now she wouldn't be as bad as trump, but what can she really do. It's about networking, she has to administrate and get the right people in at the right time to enact some real policy making or we're just looking at a rotating line of celebrities and their social influence from a viral direct democracy lining up for this job wow that was the weirdest sentence ive typed out post escalator it can only go uphill from here
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:05 |
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hey, hey guys check out this one: noprah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:08 |
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arooooo (wolf howl)
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:14 |
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anime was right posted:welcome to the fall of rome 2.0
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:23 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:25 |
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I can’t wait to make oprah for president loyalists on the internet cry by confronting them on her “turn the poor people into edible glue” policies
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:26 |
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I have Hoperah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:33 |
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I can’t wait for the moral outrage brigrade to declare not proudly and loudly supporting oprah for president means you’re a racist and sexist white dudebro
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:36 |
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Gotta remember to file this one away when I get home from work, feels like I'm gonna be busting this line out a lot in the next few years/forever. C-Euro has issued a correction as of 19:39 on Jan 8, 2018 |
# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:37 |
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after bieng elected poep....poperah brouht in a era of piece,.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:38 |
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Taintrunner posted:I can’t wait for the moral outrage brigrade to declare not proudly and loudly supporting oprah for president means you’re a racist and sexist white dudebro can't wait for my favoured candidate to be defeated by a daytime talk show host, which is why i'm complaining about it over a year before it could possibly happen
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 19:59 |
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https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/950404696543563778 https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/950423540251222017
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:03 |
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oprah would probably win the primaries too for the same reason that bernie lost: southern sweep with bigly margins
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:07 |
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/950404696543563778 people are being dumb on the internet, haha literally can't believe it. i am a serious intellectual btw
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:08 |
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logikv9 posted:oprah would probably win the primaries too for the same reason that bernie lost: southern sweep with bigly margins i imagine it will be a little more split this time; might not be enough for bernie to win tho. really depends on the field.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:09 |
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oprah will give every American a box of bees
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:09 |
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Ellen Would Have Won
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:12 |
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itll make trump really mad and lets face it thats all that matters
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:42 |
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GOPrah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:43 |
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oprah is completely insane because she probably looks at her life and thinks the american system works lets see herequote:A stream of self-help gurus have spent time on Oprah’s stage over the past decade and a half, all with the same message. You have choices in life. External conditions don’t determine your life. You do. It ’s all inside you, in your head, in your wishes and desires. Thoughts are destiny, so thinking positive thoughts will enable positive things to happen. lmao we're hosed because she's black she will go out of her way to do nothing for the black community just like obama as to not upset the boomer bigots
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:48 |
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ignore the boot crashing through your face until the end of time think ~~~~positive~~~~
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:48 |
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100% what will happen is she will promote a paid for speech and book at some point about how she bent the presidency to make the good things happen out of sheer will and the force of positive thinking and nothing else whatsoever, its a underdog tale people will love and can relate to, wishing they too could harness the mythos of such incredible momentum of a singular person who can do anything and everything
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:51 |
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oprah will run on "i will actually drain the swamp and restore dignity to the white house as a washington outsider"
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:53 |
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cabinet nominations are chosen via interview on her show
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:55 |
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social safety net replaced with training on how to wish really hard
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:58 |
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housing and urban development and genies
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 20:59 |
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That article is good, and what it says certainly isn't unique to just Oprah - those sort of "change yourself, not society" messages are prevalent throughout our media/society. edit: Speaking of Oprah, in 5th grade I was in a spelling bee and was asked to spell the world "Opera" and spelled it "Oprah" because I was a dumb kid (I actually did pretty well in other spelling bees, no idea why I hosed that word up so badly).
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:02 |
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lots of hot takes about how oprah is neoliberalism or homeopathic or something by very wise politics knowers pretending a president oprah wouldn’t just sign literally anything the Dems put on her desk
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:12 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:lots of hot takes about how oprah is neoliberalism or homeopathic or something by very wise politics knowers pretending a president oprah wouldn’t just sign literally anything the Dems put on her desk its even worse than i thought
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:13 |
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Shut the gently caress up hamprince
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:14 |
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Normal brain: Oprah vs Trump general election. Galaxy brain: Oprah vs Zuck primary.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:18 |
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death to america insallah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:19 |
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maybe the reason that Oprah shouldn’t be president isn’t that she’d use her masterful command of legislative maneuvering to force through universal crystalcare maybe it’s because it’s actually important that the president know something about politics
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:21 |
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Wrap it up Oprailures.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:22 |
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what
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:22 |
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there shouldn't be presidents
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:22 |
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an actual dog posted:there shouldn't be presidents
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:25 |
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i'm big on superpower AI masters as well
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:27 |
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is oprah still relevant?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:28 |