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noprah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:33 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 08:12 |
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Typo posted:is oprah still relevant? that depends on if the number of clicks on your latest oprah piece is proportional to your paycheck
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:35 |
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Typo posted:is oprah still relevant? extremely, if you have to ask you don't know enough wine moms
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:38 |
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https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/950466202350088192quote:Here's what we know about Oprah's political views: She's seemingly pro-Israel. She believes in the American dream in a sort of Obama-esque way. She endorsed Obama for president in 2008 and Hillary Clinton over Trump in 2016. She donated $10 million to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. Where does she stand on healthcare? Weed legalization? Foreign policy? Housing?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:39 |
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Fallen Hamprince posted:maybe the reason that Oprah shouldn’t be president isn’t that she’d use her masterful command of legislative maneuvering to force through universal crystalcare i think if we all work very hard and post better--mostly on your end, but others should step up as well--we can come up with as many as three or, hell, even four reasons Oprah would not make a good president IRL
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:42 |
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oprah is tremendously relevant to the people who built a cult of personality around hillary clinton, who has none
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:43 |
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She's gonna be some alien in the disney a wrinkle in time isnt she I saw it at the star wars
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:51 |
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crossposting for posterity
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 21:53 |
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Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:00 |
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https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/950388872487231488
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:03 |
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i will NEVER read a book
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:04 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah? my ma has never been an oprah fan but im afraid the sickness might even be worse and she might vote for zuck
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:05 |
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My mom is probably going to vote for Trump again
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:09 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah? I don't know that my mom particularly likes Oprah but if it's Trump vs Oprah in 2020 she will 100% vote for the big O.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:11 |
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Jose posted:A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it This was my first thought
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:24 |
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Kilmers Elbow posted:noprah wrap it up Oprailures
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:25 |
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C-Euro posted:I don't know that my mom particularly likes Oprah but if it's Trump vs Oprah in 2020 she will 100% vote for the big O. And so will just about everyone here lol
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:26 |
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oprah must post in this thread
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:26 |
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Al! posted:hey, hey guys Kilmers Elbow posted:noprah gently caress. ok then yesprah
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:30 |
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Nebakenezzer posted:This was my first thought its why i want her ot win despite the massive death toll
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:51 |
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Jose posted:A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it even though oprah will just be a milquetoast liberal president who doesn't accomplish much, the backlash will be literal open nazism this time and their guy will win in 2028 if not 2024
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 22:58 |
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wait a second oprah isn't married she can't be president
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:05 |
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will she finally marry gayle king as a part of her bid for the white house
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:08 |
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that's what she would say
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:08 |
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Maybe Gayle will run for president?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:16 |
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Jose posted:A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it beyonce or bust
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:17 |
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Gringostar posted:beyonce or bust I'd get behind this.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:26 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah? my mom is dead so i got it covered
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:46 |
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Also Pres Winfrey will raise taxes on the poor to incentivize them to work harder
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:47 |
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Peanut President posted:Also Pres Winfrey will raise taxes on the poor to incentivize them to work harder Oprah should have been there when Bill Clinton signed the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:52 |
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Al! posted:i will NEVER read a book mr president get back to work your country needs you
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:58 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah? Me: just now: "Mom would you vote for Oprah if she ran for president?" Mom: "Probably. I like Oprah." Well there you go goons.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 23:58 |
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it is the year 2025, and we are gathering for Oprahs fireside chats. "wish it, want it, DO IT" Madam president says, to roaring applause. "healthcare?", she says, with a long pause as she gazes at the audience, as Dr Oz showers the audience in Nu vita vitamin water. "drink up!~"
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:01 |
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the bitcoin of weed posted:i hate this
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:04 |
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there is somehow more material of oprah being a poo poo rear end than donald trump because she had to produce an hour of garbage daily its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:07 |
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Remember when 4chan "made" her say "over 9000 penises" live on air or something I remember them, or some group on the internet, getting a kick out of that
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:08 |
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Brother Friendship posted:its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen death to America
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:09 |
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oprah / zuckerberg 2020
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:11 |
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:25 |
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Brother Friendship posted:there is somehow more material of oprah being a poo poo rear end than donald trump because she had to produce an hour of garbage daily i'd be p surprised if she ever managed to eclipse 'grab her by the pussy' surprised and impressed
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# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:26 |