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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

noprah

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Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Typo posted:

is oprah still relevant?

that depends on if the number of clicks on your latest oprah piece is proportional to your paycheck

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Typo posted:

is oprah still relevant?

extremely, if you have to ask you don't know enough wine moms

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/950466202350088192


quote:

Here's what we know about Oprah's political views: She's seemingly pro-Israel. She believes in the American dream in a sort of Obama-esque way. She endorsed Obama for president in 2008 and Hillary Clinton over Trump in 2016. She donated $10 million to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. Where does she stand on healthcare? Weed legalization? Foreign policy? Housing?

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Fallen Hamprince posted:

maybe the reason that Oprah shouldn’t be president isn’t that she’d use her masterful command of legislative maneuvering to force through universal crystalcare

maybe it’s because it’s actually important that the president know something about politics

i think if we all work very hard and post better--mostly on your end, but others should step up as well--we can come up with as many as three or, hell, even four reasons Oprah would not make a good president IRL

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
oprah is tremendously relevant to the people who built a cult of personality around hillary clinton, who has none

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.


She's gonna be some alien in the disney a wrinkle in time isnt she I saw it at the star wars

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
crossposting for posterity

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/950388872487231488

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i will NEVER read a book

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Vox Nihili posted:

Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?

my ma has never been an oprah fan but im afraid the sickness might even be worse and she might vote for zuck

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
My mom is probably going to vote for Trump again

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Vox Nihili posted:

Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?

I don't know that my mom particularly likes Oprah but if it's Trump vs Oprah in 2020 she will 100% vote for the big O.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Jose posted:

A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it

This was my first thought

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


wrap it up Oprailures

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

C-Euro posted:

I don't know that my mom particularly likes Oprah but if it's Trump vs Oprah in 2020 she will 100% vote for the big O.

And so will just about everyone here lol

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

oprah must post in this thread

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Al! posted:

hey, hey guys

check out this one:

noprah


gently caress.

ok then

yesprah

:smug:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nebakenezzer posted:

This was my first thought

its why i want her ot win despite the massive death toll

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it

even though oprah will just be a milquetoast liberal president who doesn't accomplish much, the backlash will be literal open nazism this time and their guy will win in 2028 if not 2024

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

wait a second oprah isn't married she can't be president

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

will she finally marry gayle king as a part of her bid for the white house

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

that's what she would say

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Maybe Gayle will run for president?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Jose posted:

A black.man being president broke America's brain badly so I can't wait to see what a black woman does to it

beyonce or bust

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Gringostar posted:

beyonce or bust

I'd get behind this.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Vox Nihili posted:

Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?

my mom is dead so i got it covered

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Also Pres Winfrey will raise taxes on the poor to incentivize them to work harder

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




Peanut President posted:

Also Pres Winfrey will raise taxes on the poor to incentivize them to work harder

Oprah should have been there when Bill Clinton signed the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Al! posted:

i will NEVER read a book

mr president get back to work your country needs you

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Vox Nihili posted:

Does even a single person here think they can stop their mother from voting Oprah?

Me: just now: "Mom would you vote for Oprah if she ran for president?"

Mom: "Probably. I like Oprah."

Well there you go goons.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
it is the year 2025, and we are gathering for Oprahs fireside chats. "wish it, want it, DO IT" Madam president says, to roaring applause. "healthcare?", she says, with a long pause as she gazes at the audience, as Dr Oz showers the audience in Nu vita vitamin water. "drink up!~"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

there is somehow more material of oprah being a poo poo rear end than donald trump because she had to produce an hour of garbage daily

its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Remember when 4chan "made" her say "over 9000 penises" live on air or something

I remember them, or some group on the internet, getting a kick out of that

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Brother Friendship posted:

its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen

death to America

THS
Sep 15, 2017

oprah / zuckerberg 2020

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Brother Friendship posted:

there is somehow more material of oprah being a poo poo rear end than donald trump because she had to produce an hour of garbage daily

its an idea so stupid we are definitely going to see it happen

i'd be p surprised if she ever managed to eclipse 'grab her by the pussy'

surprised and impressed

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