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pointsofdata posted:open an office here and take advantage of that cheap offshore labour without the language barrier But the spelling barrier...
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 16:59 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 18:36 |
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cis autodrag posted:The trick here is only the true believers work that much and the rest of us lied in our time logs. Which brings up a good point -- don't work anywhere you're expected to keep a time log.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 02:03 |
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qhat posted:Cynicism is a great substitute for experience Experience is knowledge plus cynicism.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2018 21:21 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:7% state + 4% city ... why do people live in New York?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 19:04 |
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jony neuemonic posted:if you like big cities Ah, yes, that's right. I forgot some humans enjoy living in hives.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2018 21:09 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:why would you want to live anywhere else? 🤔 Lower taxes, fewer people, nicer people, less noise, better housing...
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 16:19 |
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qhat posted:I've more or less decided that if I don't get a huge pay rise this summer, I'm going to fire resumes out like no tomorrow. That place sounds lovely. Why bother waiting? Send resumes now.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 07:13 |
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HoboMan posted:what's a good bs answer for "what does your dream job look like?", all my dreams are long dead This translates to, "please reiterate the least poo poo parts of this job's description, in your own words, and in a tone that indicates interest."
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 05:35 |
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Gazpacho posted:because i cling to idealistic notion of team loyalty gently caress that. Run away screaming.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 19:53 |
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qhat posted:I did an interview with Microsoft a year ago, they gave me the exact same problem that I solved right before I went to bed the previous night. Needless to say, I still didn't get the job as there was someone else whose skills better fit the role, according to the recruiter. You failed a phone screen on a problem that you had already solved?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 01:14 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:you don't want to get into a c# shop. c#, the technology, is pretty awesome. c#, the community, is a shitshow.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 21:31 |
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The c# authoring experience is better in Windows, but c# runs everywhere.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 21:41 |
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Which is not to say that the c# authoring experience on non-Windows is bad. VS for Mac is good and getting better as VS features like the editor are ported to VS for Mac, and VS Code is not too shabby.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2018 21:43 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:brb debugging why mono doesn't do the same thing as the sole supported c# platform
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 02:51 |
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Progressive JPEG posted:brb checking a big ol table to see if this standard library function is in my standard library Sounds awful. You should stop using Java.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 03:09 |
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Local variables should be camelCased. Method names should be PascalCased. If you've been writing C# for five years this should not be news.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 20:36 |
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Munkeymon posted:use the v7 native tuple syntax because if they don't recognize that you don't want to work with them Arcsech posted:welp, just sent off my resume for what is basically my dream job
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 05:09 |
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Based on previous comments your current place sounded awful. Why stay?
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 22:12 |
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Janitor Prime posted:After a year at Amazon I wasn't happy Typical.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2018 02:07 |
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cis autodrag posted:That would be the most toxic working environment ever Disproof by counterexample: Google.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2018 05:22 |
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HoboMan posted:asked for a signing bonus to offset losing my retention bonus, was told that was a deal breaker. got an email from thier automated system that i was not a good fit, welp Congrats on dodging that bullet.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 22:29 |
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Basic string manipulation is entirely relevant to ETL. The nebulous "graph problem" may or may not be relevant to ETL.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 11:12 |
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hobbesmaster posted:based on the google phone screens I passed the trick is to do it in c++. The best trick is to not work for google.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 00:26 |
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TimWinter posted:As someone who has tried to get an interviewee to take the one additional step to turn arbitrary python functions into an executable script, this is infuriatingly hard to communicate. No, this question tells you nothing of import about a candidate.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 14:06 |
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Gazpacho posted:describe a difficult work situation in their experience and how they dealt with it No don't. Gazpacho posted:The purpose isnt to find heroes, its to find out what the candidate considers a challenge and what they do about it. eg given a technical challenge do they brush it off or sit on their thumb until the due date or work constructively "Describe a difficult work situation" is too vague to be of any use in a technical interview. If you want to find out about a difficult technical challenge, ask about that.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 20:22 |
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Gazpacho posted:the purpose isn't exclusively to find out about technical challenges, though. it's to find out about challenges of whatever sort occurs to the candidate to talk about This is a half-step removed from asking "what's your greatest weakness."
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 00:14 |
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TimWinter posted:"tell me about a time where X happened, how did you deal with that" where X is some no-win scenario like literally impossible deadlines or strong personalities on the team. "Tell me about a time when you had conflict with a team member" translates to "the team you'll be joining contains at least one, but more likely two loudmouth assholes that no one can stand." "Tell me about a time when you had an impossible deadline" translates to "this organization is in perpetual disarray and you'll be joining a team that's so far underwater your commute will involve scuba gear."
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 06:40 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:tbf that is every team and every organization Nah, just the ones that are hiring.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 00:00 |
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Arcsech posted:a devops job that doesn’t blow chunks Good luck with that.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 02:18 |
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qhat posted:At what point is it okay to reapply to a big name company like MS? I done an interview last year April but got passed over at the final round for another candidate. Only trouble is the office here doesn't have a lot of openings for my specialities, mostly AR stuff. Apply to anything that seems like a good fit. They'll give zero fucks about what some other team decided.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 02:52 |
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ADINSX posted:As for how beefy the servers are, not that beefy by those standards. Ram on the order of dozens of gigabytes, no idea about the number of cores. So not beefy at all, then.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 19:32 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:what's your opinion on remote work if you're in consulting? It's easier to look for a better job when you're in that situation, I suppose.
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 16:45 |
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California's rules for gas blending are insane.
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 01:39 |
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quote:
This company is hilarious. "We have chosen to cede the entire Windows developer market to GitHub and Microsoft."
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 23:26 |
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Translation: Do not ever work for this company or use their products.
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# ¿ May 6, 2018 23:40 |
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raminasi posted:is gitlab the one that accidentally blew away a bunch of customer repos once? Postmortem of database outage of January 31, 2017 People use this poo poo?
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# ¿ May 7, 2018 02:12 |
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dragon enthusiast posted:idk if not having to deal with all the bullshit of my current job is going to offset the ~7% loss of figgies Just how bad is this bullshit? Like, so intolerably bad that it's literally making you suicidal?
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# ¿ May 8, 2018 02:59 |
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Agreed. There are some situations that are entirely intolerable. (mlmp)
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# ¿ May 9, 2018 19:00 |
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Just tell the truth. Something like, "It doesn't matter where I live because I don't go outside."
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 20:11 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 18:36 |
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Yes, surprisingly so.
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