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Kuros posted:My son is also a plump succulent Chinese meal. I sleep in a plump, succulent Chinese meal with my wife and then I yell, "Get your hand off my penisssss!"
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Where's the D? Show me the D!
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ultrafilter posted:Homie the Clown is up there for.
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Bet that guy's tired of all those jokes about his giant hand
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Android Apocalypse posted:More Metal Gear posting please.
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Mescal posted:well, maybe we could do somethign else. say, combinations of beloved television program She-Ra and quotes from Metal Gear Solid?
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More great celebrity cameos: "I brought my own mic!" and "I've got to fire that agent."
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Hey, some of us had to use channel 4, because this signal was too strong on channel 3:
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*steps on foot* "Hello, Mr. Johnson!"
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("I think he hasta be talking to you.")
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This came to me very early this morning and I probably should have forgotten it and gone back to sleep.
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That's pretty good, but my neighbor had one of their interview they did with the Pope:
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I think that was Super Hornio Bros. and your parents may have some explaining to do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Koopa%27s_Kool_Kartoons "KKKK? Nah, that's fine." Edit: Pretty sure I was a card-carrying member of the Koopa Kids Club.
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fartknocker posted:Surely is was the Koopa Kids Klub. I have a feeling it was both "King Koopa's Kartoons" and "Koopa Kids Klub" until somebody intervened
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Are you saying "yules" or "you rules"
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Excelzior posted:missed a chance for fa-la-la-laming D'oh!
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This was too tall to attach, so I'm borrowing Twitter as my image host for this truly excellently executed meme: https://twitter.com/CPColin/status/1488958100170108935 
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Pull a sword out of it, Roy
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I don't like the idea of someone adding two spaghetti meals to one image
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"I thought a man with two Ray Jays would be rich beyond his wildest dreams." "No you're thinking of a man with two GAYS." "I gotta say, I can afford lots of goods and services."
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John Waters: "Zap!" Homer with Riley's face superimposed on his: "Oh gently caress, you're gonna make me into something that can be exchanged for goods and services!"
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Baron von Eevl posted:"They keep telling me I never had a giant. Then why'd I have the screw Bart? Why'd I have the screw??"
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Sagebrush posted:No, it's a screw. A bolt goes through a hole in a part and connects to a nut, while a screw threads into the part itself. The Iron Giant screw doesn't connect to a nut. 3x more Google hits for "iron giant bolt" than "iron giant screw" sorry I don't make the rules
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Quote-Unquote posted:I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can post it on my Facebook or my Instagram Couldn't understand why not to call him "Johnson"
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beep-beep car is go posted:Isn’t he still singing the song? The line works pretty well. Yes Once again, as predicted, tried to go to Branson, but wound up in Bronson
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I'm waiting for Psalm 69 so I can make a Council of Niceća joke
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That's all-time classic Scorched Earth
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Dang it, I was waiting until psalm 64 Also, are we calling this Simpsalms, Psimpsons, Psalmpsons, or what? Just don't leave me nailed up; I'll show again in three days!
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:d'oh lord why have you forsaken me? That's a waffle Bart threw up there
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^^^  Here I am, stuck in the middle, gay for Moleman 🎶
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Somebody should stick Charlie Callas's face on the bellhop
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Haschel Cedricson posted:I'll do one better. 
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