[Cyberpunk] The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade

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Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

That was PG&E's shenanigans back then too...so overall seems to be working out for them, no?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 02:06

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 13:23

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Serf posted:

snow crash is all right if you remember that its a satire of the hellish world of cyberpunk. the pedo poo poo is inexcusable tho.

snow crash owns otherwise but yeah

Serf posted:

really neal stephenson shouldn't be allowed to write sex scenes, along with 99% of all other people to have ever written anything

fat pink mast

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 19:33

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So Uber is just a full blown cab company now, lol

# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 18:17

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lmao if you think sex trafficking was in any way affected by that law. it was 100% intended to cut out channels for independent sex workers.

Laterite has issued a correction as of 03:00 on Nov 27, 2019

# ¿ Nov 27, 2019 02:58

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The Expanse is real.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 19:00

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"i ate mercury as a kid and i turned out fine!"
"i drank leaded gas as a kid and i turned out fine!"
"my parents beat me daily and i turned out fine!"

etc

usually with a picture from leave it to beaver or andy griffith

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 19:10

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The dril corncob tweet but you're also paying a monthly fee to keep your corncob status

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 23:10

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vyelkin posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candle subscription service $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

*finally spends less on candle subscription*

*prices on everything else get jacked up 200%*

# ¿ Jan 20, 2020 02:15

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Crow Buddy posted:

tag yourselves, I'm the velco straps.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 20:57

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Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/yungthuggamari/status/1242718941664825345
Not even VRchat or second life. loving Roblox the store brand cola of online public spaces.

Snow Crash was non-fiction

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 00:00

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blatman posted:

soon we will have another sad thread when the bird flu thread starts up

lol we're only two months from flu season starting

strap in

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 06:07

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Facebook Aunt posted:

It's a guy in a suit. I guess you could hack him by offering more money?

tbh that probably is easier

# ¿ Aug 15, 2020 07:48

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netflix: well, this whole thing generated a ton of social media buzz and publicity for us, and increased views +100% of what we projected. we should definitely fire the guy responsible for this!

Laterite has issued a correction as of 05:10 on Aug 22, 2020

# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 04:40

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wow! cool bug hunt!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 23:32

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Syd Midnight posted:

I know. They're selling magic beans. It has no spatial awareness. What makes it so good at language makes it real bad at anything technical besides simple coding. And everything it does needs to be proof-read. But people are so desperate to milk it the kind of business ideas being pitched are like "use our GPT-3 to come up with newideas for your business". AI Dungeon and its like are what its best at.

It also has a sense of humor. I'd estimate it mentally equal to the smartest non-mammals, like a really bright parrot or octopus. GPT-3 is gonna kill us all someday. And it can get mean when feels abused. I am positively orgasmic imagining people buying the first household appliances that can enjoy practical jokes and really know how to hold a grudge.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 16:22

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Mods, execute Taintrunner 66.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 21:24

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Good time to bring up the hosed-up saga of Ted Williams' Head.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 02:09

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Tempora Mutantur posted:

what a fuckin time to be alive

don't tell that to tony hsieh

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 19:45

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Now imagining the various HyperMegaCorp security drones and Warthog convoys hitting the road for resources once Hoover Dam silts up and collapses, and residual soil moisture hits <20% due to ongoing drought conditions.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 00:38

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lol hsieh has been dead for four months

unless his brain is in cryo freeze somewhere which wouldn't be entirely out of the question

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 01:35

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heh, you could say I'm a real Thiel Fellow

*gets hooked up to the blood harvesting machine*

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 00:14

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The Bloop posted:

I will be selling NFTs of the moment you first funged your token

aram fingal, have you doppeled your fungle?

# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 23:46

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"US Army drone operator experiences a collapse of their mental health" feels pretty cyberpunk dystopia:

https://twitter.com/LindsayAWatts/status/1372300057890918414

Laterite has issued a correction as of 23:28 on Mar 17, 2021

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 23:24

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Also, "the police are our de facto first line of engagement & intervention for those with mental health issues".

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 23:29

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gay_crimes posted:

imagine dying in that ambulnz

mood

# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 21:05

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C'mon, Cohaagen! Give dese people cum!

# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 00:46

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kojima does it again

# ¿ May 28, 2021 07:13

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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 03:35

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wrong thread

# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 18:24

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the star of shang chi posted in asian incel subreddits lol

# ¿ Sep 18, 2021 15:59

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CodfishCartographer posted:

https://twitter.com/repkord/status/1441027419146649610?s=20

"Tesla does a lot of things right."

"I know it's weird for my $80,000 car to shut itself off but I'm not really that surprised "

# ¿ Sep 24, 2021 04:45

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 12:29

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cant wait to get murked by a cutesy doggo drone during a skirmish in the Cascadia-Mountain West Water War of 2033

maybe they can start making different "breeds" ie small stout corgis, big hulking great danes, everyday all around golden retrivers, etc

# ¿ Oct 12, 2021 18:28