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Jan 16, 2018 00:06
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also, when a large portion of a restaurant take out their phones simultaneously to play a trivia game with thousands of people and start shouting answers across the room
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Jan 16, 2018 00:09
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Lamebot posted:Crossposting BrutalistMcDonalds from the Alt-Right thread. tbf Harry’s razors are great
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Jan 16, 2018 15:53
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two of history’s greatest scams combine their forces...
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Jan 29, 2018 18:24
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e: mobile linking is hard
Scrub-Niggurath has issued a correction as of 20:28 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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Jan 30, 2018 20:25
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MizPiz posted:It's not my fault tech companies are so hosed in the head that it's plausible they'd try to stop rain with a bunch of giant fans lol you fell for a year old April fools joke from loving Google
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Feb 12, 2018 14:19
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future cyber church services are gonna be sweet when the drones look like Cherubim with some carrying incense and some with trumpet loudspeakers blasting hymns
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Feb 22, 2018 15:36
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Peanut Butler posted:very sick burn outta nowhere Savage
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Apr 11, 2018 21:20
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woot
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Apr 18, 2018 15:01
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Gum posted:Yeah but it also doesn't sound like obama have you heard son of strelka son of god?
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Apr 27, 2018 16:21
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univbee posted:You know, these bulletproof school accessories have been a thing for a long time. Has there even been one incident of a kid's life being saved by these yet? no but they’re at least slightly more effective than thoughts and prayers
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Jun 5, 2018 17:22
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Instead of woodworking, kids will learn real life skills like how to treat the various bullet wounds that they’re likely to encounter in their lives
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Jun 13, 2018 01:57
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https://twitter.com/faceokay/status/1007037205251067904
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Jun 15, 2018 19:52
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it blows my mind that any restaurant or other hospitality establishment still thinks that customer reviews are in any way helpful or meaningful
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Jun 21, 2018 23:08
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Al! posted:hello nypd? please stop and frisk me i think i might be black v controversial always sunny episode
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Jul 7, 2018 18:46
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ACAB
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Aug 8, 2018 01:47
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yep
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Aug 27, 2018 22:45
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i can gently caress two dolls at once?! mods please rename me The Lonely Orgy
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Aug 27, 2018 23:56
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lmao literally Urinetown
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Aug 28, 2018 20:13
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punk rebel ecks posted:Is Madden even decent? I would assume the series would go to poo poo due to having a monopoly. it's like FIFA, some games are certainly better than others but currently they're both in a good place historically speaking
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Aug 28, 2018 23:43
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1040292535778861057
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Sep 13, 2018 19:57
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lol
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Sep 25, 2018 00:57
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Main Paineframe posted:are you the one person on the planet who has never, ever seen a white person Demand To Speak To Someone's Manager? lmao
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Sep 30, 2018 02:55
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EugeneJ posted:Polio's doing a comeback tour it’s cool how the abject shittiness of American healthcare comes through in every single article, like how the family had to pay $10,000 out of pocket for the wheelchair that the kid never even got to use
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Oct 11, 2018 18:37
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we live in the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia
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Oct 12, 2018 20:30
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got any sevens posted:isnt it weird that evrryone in line for coffee, etc doesnt interact except with the cashier. its silent like an awkward elevator not really, I have absolutely zero desire for random interactions with strangers before my morning coffee
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Oct 14, 2018 19:59
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The Slack Lagoon posted:Saw a billboard today I give it 15 years before legal euthanasia clinics start advertising with “It’s only getting worse from here on out”
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Oct 20, 2018 00:25
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divabot posted:"99 Bitcoins and an Elephant" is a book for children about the world of bitcoins in 2028! sincere and unironic this is the future that capitalists want
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Oct 21, 2018 18:58
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I’m legit curious what’s going to happen to the generation that’s been using the internet and smart phones since preschool. will the access to near-infinite information lead to introspection and growth? or will the human facsimiles of social media provide just enough mental stimulation to keep them self-aware but ignorant of anything below surface level thoughts and ideas?
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Oct 29, 2018 18:50
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Shear Modulus posted:wikipedia is hilariously bad at anything that isnt statistics with agreed-upon definitions or scientific information because the only qualifications for having ultimate authority over a page is claiming it and having a long history of editing other wikipedia pages so the ultimate curators are egoistic as gently caress and care more about leaving their curation imprint than making a good reference this is literally academia
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Oct 30, 2018 20:47
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Shear Modulus posted:why are fat people better to hit than skinny people push the fat man
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Nov 5, 2018 20:23
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Food Boner posted:dystopia content - people putting little warm booties on their little dogs is peak dystopia to me not cyberpunk tho i guess people do this in cities because the ice melt on the sidewalks can irritate their paws or poison them if the dogs start licking their paws
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Nov 7, 2018 18:40
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Algund Eenboom posted:Walmart active shooter virtual reality training program Prav posted:he glossed over the most dystopic part; this is the only way the impoverished employees get to interact with vr tech the future was a mistake
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Dec 23, 2018 05:09
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https://twitter.com/max_read/status/1077936361808773120 a good summary of the internet in 2018 quote:Everywhere I went online this year, I was asked to prove I’m a human. Can you retype this distorted word? Can you transcribe this house number? Can you select the images that contain a motorcycle? I found myself prostrate daily at the feet of robot bouncers, frantically showing off my highly developed pattern-matching skills — does a Vespa count as a motorcycle, even? — so I could get into nightclubs I’m not even sure I want to enter. Once inside, I was directed by dopamine-feedback loops to scroll well past any healthy point, manipulated by emotionally charged headlines and posts to click on things I didn’t care about, and harried and hectored and sweet-talked into arguments and purchases and relationships so algorithmically determined it was hard to describe them as real.
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Dec 26, 2018 17:24
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EugeneJ posted:This will only affect people who upload multiple-angle high-resolution photos of themselves to social media lmao “high-resolution” you do realize that everyone has been carrying around an HD camera in their pockets for years now right
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Jan 2, 2019 18:12
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I haven’t seen the latest season of Silicon Valley but if SeeFood doesn’t eventually return in full force with the power of machine learning I’m going to be extremely disappointed
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Jan 2, 2019 18:35
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moller posted:Nurse, ski instructor, other nurse, barista, mario brother there’s like 3 baristas lol
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Jan 5, 2019 08:05
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Prav posted:are we suddenly against techworker-enslavement now just because they’re dumb enough to volunteer doesn’t make it right
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Jan 16, 2019 18:31
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Main Paineframe posted:iot and smart devices are mega garbage, but that's also a common enough statement because consumer privacy protections are a complete loving joke
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Jan 21, 2019 19:11
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https://twitter.com/cflav/status/1087780498049564675
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Jan 22, 2019 20:37
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