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lmao halfway through this I started thinking of a post about how I'm gonna get mad coin by getting pneumonia but then I scrolled further down.
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Jun 11, 2018 20:05
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"as i was being sodomized he would yell "this is what you get for loving a stranger in the rear end!" and we'd both laugh"
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Jun 11, 2018 20:43
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jist go to the shelter and get a new one you weirdo
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Jun 16, 2018 09:49
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lmao they're gonna make the O'Brian mind rape prison real.
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Jul 21, 2018 19:24
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BERNIE
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Sep 20, 2018 17:18
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I'd rather starve to death.
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Sep 25, 2018 15:34
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lmao the new dr who is about the doctor stopping an extremist worker's rights activist and saving space amazon
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Nov 24, 2018 20:47
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Hentai Jihadist posted:what happened in the rosa parks ep? a future chud goes back in time to stop rosa's protest and the doctor and crew have to make sure she can get on the bus and the conditions are just right for her to get told to go sit in the back. it's mostly bad optics of a black woman with no actual agency over what's going on needing a white woman to set things in motion for her.
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Nov 24, 2018 21:08
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Class Warcraft posted:What is to stop people from just use the free bikes laying around everywhere instead of ever paying for them? you lose good person points
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Nov 24, 2018 21:47
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Poniard posted:Anime is blood 3 hours of free time? this layabout brings shame to nippon.
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Nov 29, 2018 16:19
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Shear Modulus posted:im having trouble deciding whether being let out to work at mcdonalds is an improvement over just being in prison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2jErXpNS4
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Dec 2, 2018 23:07
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of course interactive vr porn would cater to rich people's taste first instead of normal people's.
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Aug 11, 2019 21:45
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Enfys posted:
just lol if your entire library isn't engraved on a single grain of rice.
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Aug 21, 2019 22:50
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foobardog posted:*smug idiot voice* actually the first space crime was the murder of Laika actually it was littering 
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Aug 24, 2019 21:26
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1167134433515847682?s=20 a couple years from now we're gonna get a bunch of stories about chipped idiots popping in MRIs
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Aug 29, 2019 22:35
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so glad my workplace moved from id cards to high tech suppositories. imagine using a card to clock in and open doors like some caveman
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Aug 29, 2019 22:38
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:So by knocking one of these things over, you are giving someone a break from work. they probably make the poor gently caress clock out and go put it back up.
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Sep 1, 2019 18:03
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Third World Reagan posted:they are pulling it down or are they giving me more force as I bash my own head to escape hell world.
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Sep 9, 2019 11:26
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russia could use an infrastructure week.
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Sep 20, 2019 06:13
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that's a very naive interpretation on why "I like X" triggers alexa.
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Sep 29, 2019 18:40
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Blockade posted:I can tell the president to suck my balls and he'll probably read it yeah but will he follow through?
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Oct 1, 2019 22:40
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but what if you could get hosed up on eating tide pods? 
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Oct 5, 2019 19:41
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throw to first drat IT posted:Can I shove those in my rear end? Johnny Walker are developing a suppository.
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Oct 5, 2019 19:44
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AI working on boob physics would figure out the unified theory
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Nov 21, 2019 20:03
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remember when elon said teslas could be boats
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Nov 29, 2019 16:05
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FRINGE posted:I can imagine why a bunch of supposed anti-capitalists rage against Musk but somehow have no energy to type as many angry words about the Kochs, Adelson, Thiel, Bloomberg, Hamm, Kaiser, or Bezos with the same dedicated fervor. If a bunch of insufferable nerds couldn't stfu about how the kochs and adelson are humanity's techno saviours and the greatest minds in history you'd see more written about them. as it is "they bad" is sufficient.
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Dec 1, 2019 11:56
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a grey goo scenario but it's shirt bots.
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Dec 5, 2019 18:23
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All will be forgiven if putin kills baby yoda
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Dec 27, 2019 00:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEV-I9qg7_I satire is real life now
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Sep 18, 2021 21:43
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more like crabo loading
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Oct 24, 2021 20:13
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I see demons
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Oct 28, 2021 23:29
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Unmanned systems don't bleed. Unmanned systems don't feel. They do not know fear or pain. They never grow tired, and they will never stop.
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Nov 12, 2021 18:18
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Horizon Zero Dawn is gonna be real
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Nov 24, 2021 11:00
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hell yeah gray goo this poo poo.
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Nov 30, 2021 23:24
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:So this has started appearing under some twitter users' profiles WARNING: The FBI determined this user is extremely cool
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Jan 23, 2022 11:57
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people were probably just as cringe on telegraph.
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Jan 23, 2022 23:25
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smarxist posted:https://twitter.com/sonicmega/status/1549651495997476864 Ted Farrow was the most realistic part of Horizon Zero Dawn
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Jul 20, 2022 21:17
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what if we make dick sucking robots who use cum for biofuel? think I might have solved the energy crisis.
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Jul 21, 2022 11:10
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Homocow posted:https://twitter.com/wendigoon8/status/1549839412531531780?s=21&t=B88ikO85biX-Zaof8jQD2g wait manually? like they had someone break in and sabotage it?
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Jul 23, 2022 20:06
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how else am I gonna detect time ghosts in my home?
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Aug 8, 2022 06:02
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