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Platystemon)
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gently caress all that poo poo, I'll never fly again if that's how poo poo is gonna go.
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Dec 30, 2018 05:07
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Lmao
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Feb 26, 2022 15:05
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Man the new K6BD book is starting off weird...
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Feb 28, 2022 01:47
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tokin opposition posted:Gonna develop whole new fields of engineering, electronics, signal theory and biology to remotely rewrite all your NFCs to goatse 420,000 times That's praxis 
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Mar 11, 2022 05:00
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blatman posted:just lol if your internal monologue isnt just the boss music from megaman 3 on loop for the past 30 years Are you me?
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Dec 11, 2022 04:31
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endlessmonotony posted:Metal Man, Air Man, and Wily Castle 1&2. Those are Mega Man 2 
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Dec 11, 2022 05:05
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Facebook Aunt posted:Everyone ends up a sad, mentally ill alcoholic. Checks out. This is the soil in which the roots of socialism grow thick and knotted
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Dec 21, 2022 02:20
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Platystemon posted:
What are these funny looking guns supposed to fire?
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Jan 5, 2023 12:55
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XTimmy posted:They're often proprietary, but the basic idea is that they jam the communication between drone and the operator. Most civilian drones will have some kind of fail safe where the drone will attempt to land if it looses signal from the remote. Oh so it's just a big stupid antenna with a trigger? Lame.
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Jan 5, 2023 13:42
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Lmao Also, what the gently caress does "walk like a fir tree" mean?
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Jan 18, 2023 21:19
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Hey you guys, I think computers *might* be bad!
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Jan 19, 2023 03:38
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Any employment with an HR department should be a decade in a gulag minimum.
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Jan 20, 2023 00:45
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Farm Frenzy posted:im 28 Go to bed
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Jan 26, 2023 02:53
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I giggled on and off all day yesterday about an AI passing the medical licensing exam. I used to tell people that physicians aren't real doctors because there's no inquiry in their jobs, but now I can say that it's because a robot can do their loving job. Good luck to ChatGTP completing research to produce an original dissertation!
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Jan 26, 2023 17:53
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:There’s not enough legally brain dead people for this, and those that are get their organs harvested. Using migrants, homeless, and/or prisoners seems more likely Yeah that's how this'll be abused, especially for prisoners. Also oopsie doodles look like this batch of tear gas used to quell water protests just damaged a bunch of otherwise healthy adult brains but if they didn't want to be axolotl tanks they wouldn't have protested! loving terrifying...
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Feb 4, 2023 15:24
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Should've installed Doom.
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Feb 6, 2023 00:10
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Oh cool, is this the thread for the upcoming Butlerian Jihad?
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Feb 10, 2023 01:15
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Thou shalt not make a machine in the vague image of a human that will confuse the stupidest among us.
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Feb 10, 2023 01:16
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Lol we're gonna be ruled by these things. We dominated the planet to the breaking point of the biosphere but we can't handle what is essentially a mentally deficient demon bound to a cabinet, and they're gonna "make" all the "decisions" for all of us until we go extinct.
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Feb 10, 2023 23:38
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christmas boots posted:I'm pretty sure you can type your own or pick from the three I've heard of it before.
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Feb 15, 2023 23:56
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Cuttlefush posted:well that's not the way they do it in yospos Well, the anime body pillow is basically a YOSPOS rubber duck. You can't expect YOSPOSers to have bathing toys in any case!
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Feb 16, 2023 00:01
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Antonymous posted:AI wasn't built in with all the fail safe systems evolution necessitates in us. hunger, desire for power, social status, etc. Read "The Schumann Computer" by Larry Niven.
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Mar 22, 2023 16:16
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A Bakers Cousin posted:restarting my toilet app took so long i had to poop in my sink and i cant doordash any lemons Lmao what?
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Mar 24, 2023 02:12
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Of course JDs can be automated! Law is an artificial system largely based on IF-THEN statements plus a library of prior case data you can draw upon. I mean, have you met lawyers? They're usually loving stoned and trying to get laid, except when they're not talking about nonsense or committing atrocities.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:56
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redleader posted:and what ai startup do you work for I work for comedai.biz, a company that attempts to automate stand up routines.
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Mar 26, 2023 16:18
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Help you got your botany all over this cyberpunk!
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Mar 30, 2023 01:42
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mawarannahr posted:I got this fun little browser that runs everything through the wayback machine. contemporary web design sucks so loving much. 2003-2007 were peak web imo. Oh man, that's so much better to read! So much information in a small space, rather than all this bullshit nowadays.
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Apr 1, 2023 15:39
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What in tarnation
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Apr 4, 2023 01:21
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apatheticman posted:Any technological advancement that does not decrease humanity's suffering should be met with violence.
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Apr 4, 2023 21:07
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mawarannahr posted:phones are getting out of control. Which one spies on you? Fake edit: all of them!
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Apr 8, 2023 23:02
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This is the lamest cyberdysyopia I've read about since Snow Crash.
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Apr 13, 2023 13:16
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Vox Nihili posted:Snow Crash kicks rear end. It's parody, dummy Jesus Christ all y'all take everything so seriously.
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Apr 14, 2023 02:41
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TACD posted:what’s the distinction here? Machines can't lie because they're not conscious. Lying, as in misrepresenting something as fact, is always deceptive, and that requires theory of mind. This thing is just auto complete on steroids.
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Apr 20, 2023 01:15
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Tulip posted:If you spend any time around people who are placed in locations of power (elected officials, high bureaucrats, the kind of cops that other cops all actively defer to), they express a lot of admiration and awe for Singapore and the PRC. Not for any of the things that a normal person might think is admirable - clean streets in Singapore, or a government that can build loving trains in PRC - but for the way in which those governments get to exercise power without elections or due process. It's 100% projection because IT'S ALWAYS loving PROJECTION!
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Apr 24, 2023 20:49
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A Bakers Cousin posted:projection isnt just actions, its thoughts and desires as well Right. The "projection" part is those chuds projecting their desire to dominate onto their PCR equivalents.
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Apr 24, 2023 21:07
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skooma512 posted:
Die Fahne hoch
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May 24, 2023 20:20
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Buck Wildman posted:https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1662308313525100546?t=etkIUJc-qLBYN-2hvrL2Nw&s=19 God I hope the judge sets these idiots on fire to prove a point.
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May 28, 2023 12:42
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Third World Reagan posted:AI for tetris is now screaming about gold fringe on the flag AI for Mario calmly explaining that the Princess is developmentally an adult
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May 29, 2023 00:53
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eSports Chaebol posted:someday someone at the Pentagon is going to read Neuromancer and their only takeaway is going to be that we need a MKULTRA2 so we can start forcibly injecting computer hackers with drugs to see if it makes them better hackers I will heroically sacrifice myself for the good of all Americans to *check notes* trip fuckingballs while on the computer.
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Jun 5, 2023 13:42
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Dixon Chisholm posted:lmao if you needed drugs for this. No poo poo, just get a PhD and wreck both your sense of self and your lifetime earnings.
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Jun 8, 2023 06:28
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