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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

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Crossposting BrutalistMcDonalds from the Alt-Right thread.
https://twitter.com/Bernstein/status/952996240488325120

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Sep 8, 2005

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Socks4Hands posted:

gently caress i mean seriously i can't even describe what i experienced and then i sorta came back to consciousness with a vision of people going on bitcoin bodyheat farming websites to talk about what temperature they overclock themselves to in order to make more money mining bitcoin

"hey guys, what's the consensus on overclocking with induced fevers? i'm making some nice money at my regular old 98.6, but i sure would like to break even on my mining rig and bodysuit some time soon"

"Everybody seems to think 99F is safe, I mean it's some people's ambient body temperature. I've been trying to push past it a little bit recently, seeing a small but significant increase in my btc/day at around 99.6"

"YO BOYS ive been making MAD money at 100.3 which i CALCUlATeD to be the HIGHEST SAFE SUSTAINABLE TEMpERATURE"

"awesome thanks for the advice, what supplements and methods does everybody use to overclock?"

"Best solution we've found for the lowest money is to get yourself a disease like Brucellosis characterized by an undulating fever which can reach as high as 102 for several hours, but generally won't stay up there long enough for you to get brain damage. Obviously, the power fluctuations will cause problems for maximizing mining potential, but it's great bang for your buck once you put in the three months necessary to pay for the triple cocktail antibiotic treatment when you want to go back to stock clockspeeds."

"Yeah, we've had luck ordering unpasturized dairy products from a few family owned French farms with online shipping and an export license."

then there's just a forum called FURNACEHEADS (Medical Advistory) where everybody's at 100.5F or higher and talking about neuroprotectives

Microcenter starts selling PMA powder for DIY hyperthermia.

Lamebot has issued a correction as of 09:16 on Jun 12, 2018

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

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That's Jeopardy.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

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3d printed hand exploder

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

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dying daughter unboxing video surprise egg

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Sep 8, 2005

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Sep 8, 2005

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https://twitter.com/RocketNews24En/status/1063446652298645504

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Sep 8, 2005

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Low Desert Punk posted:

having trouble discontinuing social media? Just have no friends :wink:

You've been deemed to carry a higher risk for suicide so your insurance premiums and credit score will be adjusted accordingly.

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Sep 8, 2005

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Food Boner posted:

like i keep saying its way better than us credit scores where more money = better than

if it doesn't come with a ranking monkey that tells me my worth as a person then no dice.

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Sep 8, 2005

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https://twitter.com/dylanmatt/status/1103446884167880709

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Sep 8, 2005

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MonsieurChoc posted:

Malthusianism should be a bannable offense.

:agreed:

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

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as a new parent on the go will your service offer a baby harness?

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Sep 8, 2005

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I found a better design that doesn't discriminate:

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Sep 8, 2005

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Shear Modulus posted:

that looks like a believable cyberpunk bad guy. like a faceless minion enemy in a video game

E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy did it already, lol. missed joke

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