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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So the anzi asari thread brought up some awkwardly painful memories. While I may not have been raped I can easily relate to being tricked and coerced into doing things I didn't want to. I'm sure I'm not the only one and in the spirit of #metoo I think we can make this a safe space to share.


I'm aromantic. It means I'm just not interested in a romantic relationship with anyone. It was a long difficult journey for me to come to terms with it. Society and family kept telling me i was selfish and wrong for just being myself. My family disowned me when I came out to them. I still remember my father's hateful words screaming that I can't just go through life having meaningless sex with women. That was the last we spoke. He died with out us reconciliation.

So there I was a young fresh ride the gravitron trying to find his place in the world. I had just come to terms with my sexuality and felt empowered to explore it. I joined a co-ed hide and seek league both as a thing to do and a chance too meet new people. I quickly hit it off with a young woman I'll call Mindy. Things went pretty good for the first few weeks that we met. We'd meet up at random motels for some wild sex and go on our way.

She never tried to friend me on facebook or meet my friends and family, drama never creeped into our hide and seek games. I felt good. I had an independent life free to do what I want and crazy NSA sex almost whenever I wanted. About a month into our thing she told me she had to tell me something. I was afraid she was pregnant. Luckily that was not the case. Instead she told me she was married. It wasn't the first time I had been with a married woman but the way she was saying it almost sounded like she was guilty and wanted to stop.

That was not the case. her husband had known about me and what we were doing since day one. He was an unironic cuckold and I was the bull. Her husband was tired of just hearing about the sex. He wanted me to start coming to the house and loving her in their bed. He also wanted to watch.

That wasn't the uncomfortable part for me. I was used to people watching me gently caress though it was usually women. This would have been the first time I let a guy watch but I'll be honest it kind of excited me to be all "this is how you please your woman" so I agreed. I saved a lot of money on motels too so I was happy. He wanted to jerk off while he watched by I put a stop to that cause that made me feel weird.

Everything was pretty good for about another month or so. I was overt like everyday and when I was finished I'd leave them to their thing. The trouble started when one day I stopped by and Mindy said she needed to run a few errands first and asked me to tag along. I didn't think anything about it. We even stopped at a outback steakhouse afterwards before coming back to get place to screw. It was OK once but it started happening more and more. Eventually we didn't even Do errands; we'd go to the park or check out a movie. She'd talk about her likes and feelings. She had tricked me into going on dates with her.

As soon as I realized it I brought it up. I told her I wasn't interested in dating her or anyone really. She told me that her and her husband wanted this. That it was hotter for them if she was involved with another man rather than just getting pumped and dumped.

I told her I needed some time to think about it and why back to my apartment. Later that night she rang me up crying saying that she didn't want to lose me. She had grown to care about me and love me over or times together. I didn't know what to say so I just turned off my phone and got a new number.

I still miss playing hide and seek.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I put some ginger up her vagine and rectum while also giving her oral satisfaction

I am a gentleman and I only did because she asked and peeled the ginger, I’m not a sex pervert

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

My wife told me she had an abandonment fetish, so she was going to leave and never come back in order to derive sexual pleasure. Giving women pleasure is my sole purpose in life, so I now live alone waiting for a return which will never happen.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Moved furnature around mostly.

Held up a picture frame on the wall.



Shopping at ikea.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Uggghhh.
Welcome back [?]

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think it’s cool how people think society needs approach sex like an actual contract with a prostitute and detail all the things everyone is going to do. Because it’s just too hard for certain people to not interpret casual conversation as something that isn’t a sexual interaction and not assault people simply because they didn’t violently protest their presence and interpret anything and everything as a go-ahead to molest and impose themselves physically. I think it’s cool how we have to adopt strip club rules for regular people in public because they don’t know when it’s not appropriate to impose a situation that imposes genital to body contact in order to move about freely. NOT! :jerkbag:

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think it’s cool how people think society needs approach sex like an actual contract with a prostitute and detail all the things everyone is going to do. Because it’s just too hard for certain people to not interpret casual conversation as something that isn’t a sexual interaction and not assault people simply because they didn’t violently protest their presence and interpret anything and everything as a go-ahead to molest and impose themselves physically. I think it’s cool how we have to adopt strip club rules for regular people in public because they don’t know when it’s not appropriate to impose a situation that imposes genital to body contact in order to move about freely. NOT! :jerkbag:

Nice bragging about not paying for sex by saying you think prostitutes have contracts.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I let her finish first once

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

My wife and I tried to recreate the "booyah!" clip after she jokingly brought it up. We tried and tried, but no matter how much we lubed her up and I squeezed my balls into uncomfortable shapes, it just wouldn't happen.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I kissed my girlfriend and held her hand.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

Ionno ask her next time you're home for the holidays

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
One time I had sex in the back of a Volkswagen

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Shot that poor DNC staffer in a "robbery" gone wrong.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Carefully shaved everything, this was late eighties.
I am fully aware that porn has now made bare pussy normal looking
But it's not
We were both horrified-----I looked like a child.

When it was growing back it itched like hell and I got to constantly adjust and pull my underwear around through my pants at work for weeks.
After that I just trimmed into a strip.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Spinster posted:

Carefully shaved everything, this was late eighties.
I am fully aware that porn has now made bare pussy normal looking
But it's not
We were both horrified-----I looked like a child.

When it was growing back it itched like hell and I got to constantly adjust and pull my underwear around through my pants at work for weeks.
After that I just trimmed into a strip.

This sounds horrifying. I'm all for girls keeping it clean down there if they're into it, but what's with the baby smooth look? Porn is strange.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mammal Sauce posted:

My wife and I tried to recreate the "booyah!" clip after she jokingly brought it up. We tried and tried, but no matter how much we lubed her up and I squeezed my balls into uncomfortable shapes, it just wouldn't happen.

Apparenlty this is called "dog in the bathtub"

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

When my unshaved girlfriend and I have intercourse, we like to joke that I'm going down to my Crawford Ranch to clear some brush.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Marriage.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Fertilization.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Public sex

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


I wrote a strongly worded letter to Pixar about the misnomer in their character "Buzz" Lightyear later that same day

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Next time I'm sticking to Woodys

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Impregnation while kissing.

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

Spinster posted:

Carefully shaved everything, this was late eighties.
I am fully aware that porn has now made bare pussy normal looking
But it's not
We were both horrified-----I looked like a child.

When it was growing back it itched like hell and I got to constantly adjust and pull my underwear around through my pants at work for weeks.
After that I just trimmed into a strip.
this is a huge problem with how people perceive and even impose certain collective expectations onto themselves. there is no real pressure to do this but ladies always have this exact kind of story to tell. nothing, a landing strip, a triangle, a well maintained bush, whatever, is all good for 99% of guys.

Zane fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jan 15, 2018

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah I mean I prefer smooth shaved on my partners and my self but I'm not gonna turn anyone down and throw a hissy fit if there's some curlys down there. I'll still eat it

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
It's a long one, but here goes...

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Basic interaction is uncomfortable. The conversations I have to have to trick another human into spending time with me is very taxing. Doesn’t even seem worth it tbqh

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
lost weight

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Moved furnature around mostly.

Held up a picture frame on the wall.



Shopping at ikea.

Yep.

Helped them move.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Mammal Sauce posted:

My wife and I tried to recreate the "booyah!" clip after she jokingly brought it up. We tried and tried, but no matter how much we lubed her up and I squeezed my balls into uncomfortable shapes, it just wouldn't happen.

Lol

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
Injured my wrist while beating her with a stick.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
spent christmas with her family

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Came so hard that her ancestors felt it.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
hurt my knee changing the oil in her car

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
friction burns on my mo fuckin DICK

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

LargeHadron posted:

It's a long one, but here goes...

A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

:rip:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


lived with her

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I took it up the butt twice

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

myDad posted:

Public sex

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