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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice




















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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

he gave himself the ugliest tie in the world in his own coloring book about himself

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Did that lady who looks like ted ever do the porno?

Yes

http://mashable.com/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-porn-lookalike/

Feral Integral has issued a correction as of 05:23 on Jan 18, 2018

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Feral Integral posted:

Did that lady who looks like ted ever do the porno?

Yes

http://mashable.com/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-porn-lookalike/

https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/907478072936615936

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
zodiac killer

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

hes so weird looking

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

what if u say put ted cruzs face on the candle man from beauty and the beast afaf

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


this is the most terrifying thread on the forums

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY

everything in this video is good so there's no point in linking to specific highlights

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

UHD posted:

this is the most terrifying thread on the forums

i figure it's only going to get worse

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Turd Cruise

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

SOUP
SURROUNDING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BtuqUX934U

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
It's amazing how different people look when they have necks.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i was dreading the crust consumption gif but it's not here, good post op

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


https://i.imgur.com/5tLHa7F.gifv

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

:nms:

UHD
Nov 11, 2006



sadly though he may look like a booger you cannot get rid of him like one

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


glans-faced (zodiac) killah

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
why cant i find the version of this with the koyannisqatsi theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2PFqi-uajI

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
wow why is the most cursed cruz image not in the OP???



hosed up

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

the fact that ted cruz is standing on a foundation of ever-shifting INJUSTICE seems appropriate at least.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Taintrunner posted:

wow why is the most cursed cruz image not in the OP???



hosed up

i have that but its a gif of all sorts of /pol shiet in it so i wasnt going 2 post that one and figured someone would throw it down first page

pardon the delay...my laptop w/ the vintage cruz content to exhume and display here in this gallery is on its last, stand by.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:yikes:

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗. 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚜.
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Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 23:51 on Jan 21, 2018

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

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