2018 January Marine Thread: all your heroes are dead.

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MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

Grate posts 4 grate people posted:

Schneider posted:
Block leave is the poo poo. Merry Christmas Marines, etc etc. Anyway.

Duty sucks, gently caress duty.

This thread is now about funny or hosed up duty stories.

Once upon a Saturday night, I was touring my post as any squared away DNCO should do when I heard a noise, a very particular noise, coming from one of my grandboot's rooms. His door was ajar and the noise coming from within sounded suspiciously like a female getting smashed out. A FEMALE, WHO WAS NOT PROPERLY CHECKED IN WITH THE DUTY NCO, IN MY BARRACKS? gently caress. NO. Why do I even care about this, you ask? I guess I'm just a prick. I guess it pisses me off that some dumbass 18 year old PFC is bringing his little teenage tramps back to the barracks to smash them out while I'm walking around the barracks with a loving logbook under my arm yelling at idiots to pick up their cigarette butts. Additionally, I didn't like this particular Marine.. he was kind of a turd and sucked at life and whined a lot.

My mind raced, scrambling to find the most absurd and offensive insults I could muster as I prepared to kick the door open and deliver rear end-chewing to end all rear end chewings. My corfram came up and I spartan-kicked the door open, face twisted in fury, spittle flying as my mouth formed the first syllable of what was to be the magnum opus of my asschewings.

What I beheld was not PFC Fuckknuckles simply loving some skank, oh no.

On one of the racks were four of my Marines going family style on some chubby unattractive blonde girl with a tramp stamp. I'm pretty sure the balls touched.

I stopped in the doorway as my tiny TBI-ridden rifleman brain attempted to process the scene before me. They all stopped their frantic humping for a moment and stared at me. I didn't know what to loving say at this point.. I mean, what can you say to that, really. I just asked if she was of age and upon receiving a valid photo ID from the girl, muttered "very well, carry on" and continued my tour.

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Booblord Zagat posted:
Friend of mine kept getting zits on his cock when he was at the NTC in Irwin, right at the base where it isn't quite balls but not yet schlong. He was doing everything to stop it, from using that St. Ives face scrub on it to cleaning it every day with hand sanitizer, but poo poo kept happening. So one day he asks a Senior Chief Corpsman about it. The Chief has about three weeks left to serve before he can retire with 24 years, so I guess he decided this would be his legacy.

He gets my buddy a box of those Biorre black head removal strips and tells him to wash his member and slap one of them on for a bit and slowly take it off. It will get rid of his cock zit problem. Dude is desperate enough to try it, and even shaves his poo poo down with an electric razor to eliminate the hair pulling.

Well as it turns out the skin on that special area is kinda stretchy, but still thin. When he goes to tear it off, it takes about maybe 3 square centimeters of unrealized boner with it. It was that kind of skin loss like you get when you scrape your knee he told me, where you can see the last paper thin layer of skin sitting there, just seeping blood slowly but surely, said it was like a Saw film, but the evil laughing he heard wasn't from a sickly old white dude, but a thick mustached skinny black guy.

He found out a week later he had genital warts, so he had spent the last few months trying to pop dick warts.

I had to buy 9 beers in a San Diego bar to get that whole story out of him. Best drat $80 I ever spent.

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Schneider posted:
Also re: faggotfuckbitchboot with his gay loving pictures and smooching.

What he doesn't realize is that the minute he deploys, a rift will open in the space time continuum and eldrich, forboding Lovecraftian dongs which have been slumbering in dark space, long before man gained sentience, will emerge and descend upon his little lovely piece of teenage pussy. They will then penetrate all of her orifices in ways he could never possibly imagine, leaving her pretty little pussy a bloody mess of hamburger and her anus hopelessly distended, flapping like the wind flags at the 200 yard line. After being frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut, she will drain his bank account and leave him for a hipster douchebag who is a "nice guy".

This is the fate of all PFC/LCpl girlfriends. If this happens when he is a Sgt. or above he will return home, kill her, Jodie and then himself.

Semper fidelis.

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the dad farm posted:
I like driving by cars in jville filled with creatures from your wildest nightmares. Then they pass by and i see "his boots, her flip flops, a perfect pair". I walk back to my shithole of a barracks room and silently weep with the lights off while i jerk off to porn and listen to goodbye horses.

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Anne Frank Fanfic posted:
Whack shack duty. Night 134. At first I chased down individual whacker offers and had to threaten them with UCMJ. I thought they'd be scared straight so to speak. The next few nights they got smarter, using cover and concealment to their advantage in order to blow their hot loads all over this Holy Shi`ite Land. Now I just make a racket by rapping the side of the sheet metal wall with my rifle and watch as joes scamper from the whack shack, tripping over themselves with their trousers around their ankles and cum spurting from their still rock hard dicks. Another three caught today, that's another three Field Grade Jacking Off Article 15s to begin tomorrow.

Life wasn't this hard when jacking off wasn't banned in the 'stan, I guess the General was tired of seeing his hot young virile studs wasting their seed on the ground of this barren nation, he'd rather have the seed saved up and spread across the beautiful fields of amber grain in the good old U S of A. At first no one blamed him, how many of us wouldn't rather be jacking off at home, cumming where we please? But there's an enemy here. An enemy that doesn't want anyone cumming, here in their homeland or elsewhere. An enemy that stands against all erect dicks spurting justice from their swollen tips. An enemy that would sooner grab a jizzing dick at its hilt and sever it than allow us to have one more ejaculation of freedom.

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Honeyboy Bradley posted:
I think I already told this story but it's fresh in my mind so here it goes again:

A few years back I was in Chicago for a while and made an OKCupid profile to score easy women off the internet. I started talking to an asian girl who didn't have any clear pictures of herself on her dating profile. She was down to gently caress the Honeyboy after a night of seductive OKC messages so she gave me her number and address and I drove down to get my freak on.

She lives in Boystown. For those who don't know where Boystown is, it's an area of Chicago where all the gays hang out. We were gonna go to a movie in Boystown's theater and then back to her place for nasty interracial sex.

So I'm driving around Boystown by the movie theater and I see an asian girl standing on the street corner. I'm like 'oh gently caress thats gotta be her' because she had the same body type as the girl's OKC profile. So I slow down in my car and wave at her through the front window. She sees me and comes up to my driver's side window and that's when I see it's a loving man.

Like he had a five o'clock shadow and everything. He looked like Mr. Miyagi with a wig on. So I didn't ask any loving questions I just got out of my car and started beating his rear end. Like I went full Tekken combo on this decadent son of Sodom. Then I spit on him and got back in my car and started driving home.

A few minutes later she starts calling my cell and I pick up because I'm ready to talk mad poo poo to this tranny that tried to trick me into going on a date with him. But it was a woman's voice saying 'Where the gently caress are you? You're fifteen minutes late.'

'Uh, is this not just the person I just met?'

'No? What the gently caress I'm still waiting outside the theater'

And that's when I realized I had unwittingly beat up a tranny prostitute. He probably saw me waving at him through my car window and thought I was a John. So I didn't go out on the date that night I just drove home and jerked off. I still feel bad for doing that though. The prostitute was probably like 'Oh theres a John I'm gonna make some cash tonight' but instead he got dropped.

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blazeing w/ hitler posted:
Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again.

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Interwebz RN posted:

making GBS threads story aye aye sir!

So, my buddy is in the driver's seat of the Humvee and I'm the gunner up in the turret and we're rolling blacked out with NVG's on at the NTC as a QRF force (HA! POG's as QRF!! some of these guys can barely shoot marksman on the range!) cause our bro's went to secure an HVI/HVT/HIV whatever roleplayer and got into some massive shitstorm. In order to simulate real life we've been eating nothing but MRE's for like 10 days now (HA! more like contracting hosed up and forgot to send the MIPR so we could eat in the chow hall) so when we were offered real loving food from the roleplayers we loving took it and ate it like the miserable starved dirty animals we are. My buddy did this with a whole chicken picking the bones clean and guzzling tea a few hours before this mission was given. We're halfway to the objective when I hear gently caress! JESUS loving CHRIST! poo poo! ASSS! loving! GODDAMNIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! followed by the most pitiful sobs I've ever heard from a man. This wakes up the VC and I hear a storm of the most creative curses followed by sobs and "IM SORRY SERGEANT! IM SORRY! PLEASE DONT NJP ME!" I radio down to the VC using my MBITR and I get the following: "LCPL FUCKNUTS IS making GBS threads EVERYWHERE! OH MY loving GOD BOY WHAT DID YOU EAT??!?" We pull off and radio our situation to everyone in the TOC and as the convoy stops and "pulls security" we can hear everyone laughing over the radios. We put on our flashlights to inspect the damage expecting a Marine with poo poo stained pants. What we find is much worse. We were all gagging from the stench initially, some of us had put on our gas masks inside the vehicle to block it out. What the lights revealed was far worse. There was liquid brown poo poo in the driver's seat stretching from where your rear end is up the seat to about lower back area. Some of it was dripping or....slithering..or something..onto the floor. There were specks of it on the radio, it covered the slave cables, the steering wheel, under the seat, some of it had dripped onto the Doc's boots since he sat directly behind the driver and liked to sprawl or, somehow stretch his legs since he was a big dude. Anywhere the poo poo could have reached, it was. There was even lovely fingerprints on the windshield. The stench was horrible, like a rotting animal who had been left in the sun for a month inside a quadcon with rotten eggs inside it with spoiled milk sprayed everywhere with rotting garbage strewn about for good measure. A few guys (including the company gunny) vomited upon opening the door to the vehicle. He was forced to ride in it to the objective, complete the mission, then RTB where he cleaned the vehicle interior from top to bottom. All night. Then he was allowed to shower and change out of the poo poo encrusted pants.

And, just in time for Valentine's Day!

I bet all the cool merines are out slayn bodies and hog tying dudes so I'll go ahead and put this thread up. I got you boys.

For all of you thinking of joining here is a ten (10) helpfull tips on being screwed by the corps!

1. You're gonna get screwed. Sorry bud no way around it. Try and get some college funding or a couple grand outa the deal. Or do the 20 and get that sweeet retirement.
2. Take the mos field you picked and find the single job you wouldnt want. You're gonna get that job.
3. The priority station you picked because you want to be close to your wife, family, dog, 88 dodge, girlfriend that works at the driftwood? You might get it or your entire class might go to hawaii.
3. Prep for bootcamp. Like run a mile or two. If you're fat/skinny and out of shape your gonna get hurt by some raged out drill instructor that probably had too many grenades, AT4s, IEDs, VBIEDs, .50s, incoming/outgoing arty blown up near his head. No one wants to spend 3 more months in the medical recovery plt.
4. In bootcamp and the fleet someone will always be loving with you. Its not personal, everyone in the corps is angry. So angry.
5. You can coast through boot camp or be that top 100% iron man. Do what feels right. Just never give up. N E V E R. This also applies to the fleet.
6. Regardless of rank, if someone makes it personal, fight that bitch. Even if he's twice your size. Get some good licks in and you probably wont get ninja punched ( loss of rank and pay ).
7. Dont get married to a stripper or some dude you found on the street because "gently caress the barracks lol". Or do because living in base housing away from the barracks is p sweet. Dont cry to me when they empty your bank account and take your dog on your first deployment tho....
8. D E P L O Y. See the country. Kill some people across the globe. Or be the humanitarian guy and go hand out soccer balls to kids. Dont be afraid to go out side the wire, its loving awesome outside the wire.
9. The corps has a ton of jobs. If you want to stay in just lat move to another job....unless your mission critical to your unit then bark up your chain of command until you like the answer you get.
10. No one can make you sign anything. If you dont like something and no one is helping you resolve your issue. Request mast! Sgt I knew got up to a full bird because he didnt let anyone pressure him into having his memes be dreams.

I hope this hip pocket class on how not to be screwed has helped you make your decision. Seriously tho join the airforce.

MaxPowers fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jan 22, 2018

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vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 14:48

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013

vains posted:

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# ? Jan 20, 2018 08:20

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

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MaxPowers posted:
I bet all the cool merines are out slayn bodies and hog tying dudes so I'll go ahead and put this thread up. I got you boys.

For all of you thinking of joining here is a ten (10) helpfull tips on being screwed by the corps!

1. You're gonna get screwed. Sorry bud no way around it. Try and get some college funding or a couple grand outa the deal. Or do the 20 and get that sweeet retirement.
2. Take the mos field you picked and find the single job you wouldnt want. You're gonna get that job.
3. The priority station you picked because you want to be close to your wife, family, dog, 88 dodge, girlfriend that works at the driftwood? You might get it or your entire class might go to hawaii.
3. Prep for bootcamp. Like run a mile or two. If you're fat/skinny and out of shape your gonna get hurt by some raged out drill instructor that probably had too many grenades, AT4s, IEDs, VBIEDs, .50s, incoming/outgoing arty blown up near his head. No one wants to spend 3 more months in the medical recovery plt.
4. In bootcamp and the fleet someone will always be loving with you. Its not personal, everyone in the corps is angry. So angry.
5. You can coast through boot camp or be that top 100% iron man. Do what feels right. Just never give up. N E V E R. This also applies to the fleet.
6. Regardless of rank, if someone makes it personal, fight that bitch. Even if he's twice your size. Get some good licks in and you probably wont get ninja punched ( loss of rank and pay ).
7. Dont get married to a stripper or some dude you found on the street because "gently caress the barracks lol". Or do because living in base housing away from the barracks is p sweet. Dont cry to me when they empty your bank account and take your dog on your first deployment tho....
8. D E P L O Y. See the country. Kill some people across the globe. Or be the humanitarian guy and go hand out soccer balls to kids. Dont be afraid to go out side the wire, its loving awesome outside the wire.
9. The corps has a ton of jobs. If you want to stay in just lat move to another job....unless your mission critical to your unit then bark up your chain of command until you like the answer you get.
10. No one can make you sign anything. If you dont like something and no one is helping you resolve your issue. Request mast! Sgt I knew got up to a full bird because he didnt let anyone pressure him into having his memes be dreams.

I hope this hip pocket class on how not to be screwed has helped you make your decision. Seriously tho join the airforce.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:56

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Posting with my blessed knife hand: don't marry the stripper, do marry her sister.

Do all the semper fu, the higher you go the more fun it is. Get your tab so that you can be in the smoke pit watching fights happen over the dumbest poo poo your guys come up with and then cover their retarded asses with "it was good training"

When your best bud says his wife wants a 3 way with you, understand he's gonna touch your balls.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 12:01

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

congrats you killed the marine thread you loving god drat moron

# ? Jan 22, 2018 17:39

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

This thread sucks

# ? Jan 22, 2018 18:22

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Hey, Marine Thread. Eat something. You're not you when you're hungry.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:11

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

Hold on ill fix it let me .... just.... fix this ... aw crap its 420

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:20

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

This thread sucks

much like the corps!

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:29

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

shut up and color

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:30

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i did it first sgt plz dont non reg me agian

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:33

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

alright good job no ninja punch for you rah

# ? Jan 22, 2018 19:36

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

You know what's truly the spirit of the corps? Having a pfc and a 1st Sgt fight in the goddamn E club over a wm.

Also them both getting hauled in and reading the blotter entry in the morning

# ? Jan 22, 2018 22:50

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Suspended bust and weekend duty for loving up the OP

# ? Jan 22, 2018 22:53

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

I was catching up on GiP threads a while back and saw a bunch of people asking for enlistment advice in the Lurker Thread.

Everyone said "don't enlist" or,

"Do something with a PRACTICAL APPLICATION IN REAL LIFE"

I'm so loving disappointed in everyone. Myself most of all; I was too late.

# ? Jan 22, 2018 23:51

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Hey everyone, prior service army national guard, Bachelors in nursing, masters in public health

I have this calling to be a part of something bigger than myself. I'm really sick of having expendable income, easy access to weed (I don't really smoke but it's nice to know its available) and the nursing lifestyle, while allows for upward advancement in both job titles and skills within my profession.

But I saw that marine corps commercial with the marine soldiers running towards the sound of gunfire, and that right there is what I want.

I spoke with a recruiter, he said that I would need an age waiver (31) but he could probably get me in, open contract. My hopes are to get something like 1171 since I think it would be a cool field to get into and he says he "knows a guy" that can make that happen. I'd rather not deploy since I like being stateside but im not a pussy and if it happens it happens, but my GF might be pissed and I met her like 3 months ago and it's been nothing but wonderful memories with her.

Any advice would be appreciated on how to reach my goals.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 00:18

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Nice and hot piss posted:

Hey everyone, prior service army national guard, Bachelors in nursing, masters in public health

I have this calling to be a part of something bigger than myself. I'm really sick of having expendable income, easy access to weed (I don't really smoke but it's nice to know its available) and the nursing lifestyle, while allows for upward advancement in both job titles and skills within my profession.

But I saw that marine corps commercial with the marine soldiers running towards the sound of gunfire, and that right there is what I want.

I spoke with a recruiter, he said that I would need an age waiver (31) but he could probably get me in, open contract. My hopes are to get something like 1171 since I think it would be a cool field to get into and he says he "knows a guy" that can make that happen. I'd rather not deploy since I like being stateside but im not a pussy and if it happens it happens, but my GF might be pissed and I met her like 3 months ago and it's been nothing but wonderful memories with her.

Any advice would be appreciated on how to reach my goals.

Step one is to take a crayon and shove it up your nose. More information can be found in this documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8nCRpZreZc&t=45s

# ? Jan 23, 2018 00:21

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Start gaping your rear end in a top hat and let your "GF" have her actual dude bone down in your boipussy

# ? Jan 23, 2018 01:55

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

itd be funnier if the thread title was 'all your gyros are dead'. or maybe 'all your hoagies are dead'.

either one would make me lol.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 02:10

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

McNally posted:

Hey, Marine Thread. Eat something. You're not you when you're hungry.

McNally posted:

Step one is to take a crayon and shove it up your nose.

"eating crayons" wasn't a thing. It might be now. But it wasn't.

Nice and hot piss posted:

Hey everyone, prior service army national guard, Bachelors in nursing, masters in public health

I have this calling to be a part of something bigger than myself. I'm really sick of having expendable income, easy access to weed (I don't really smoke but it's nice to know its available) and the nursing lifestyle, while allows for upward advancement in both job titles and skills within my profession.

But I saw that marine corps commercial with the marine soldiers running towards the sound of gunfire, and that right there is what I want.

I spoke with a recruiter, he said that I would need an age waiver (31) but he could probably get me in, open contract. My hopes are to get something like 1171 since I think it would be a cool field to get into and he says he "knows a guy" that can make that happen. I'd rather not deploy since I like being stateside but im not a pussy and if it happens it happens, but my GF might be pissed and I met her like 3 months ago and it's been nothing but wonderful memories with her.

Any advice would be appreciated on how to reach my goals.

See there's some truth in this one; I hear the distant drums. Let me be your guide.

100% of your income is expendable in the United States Marine Corps Infantry. The chow hall serves dinner. Alcohol will be free because you are over 21 and your brothers are not.

Don't go open contract. If you persist, you will receive that coveted Infantry slot. People change their minds all the time, so be available to go at a moments' notice. The infantry has degrees of retarded within the 0300 MOS. If the motivation isn't there for garrison training but you still want to patrol and maybe kill people, you can always go Mortarman.

With your background, you will receive meritorious PFC. This is okay. If they try to give you meritorious Lance Corporal based on civilian accomplishments, refuse it. You don't want to be that guy. Your income is 100% disposable so it's not like you need more money.

Your background in nursing makes you a great candidate for Combat Life-Saver training. Skate your loving balls off for a week in garrison. If you got some real game and don't want to be a leader of Marines, keep milking that poo poo, you'll be spared carrying a SAW at the very least. Rounds down range is the best combat medicine, but everyone's generally more comfortable with the guy who can maybe save Doc not being the one drawing all the fire in an engagement.

Follow my advice and YOU WILL RUN TO THE SOUND OF GUNFIRE. But when you reach your destination it will probably just be a wedding or an ANP road-raging.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 12:29

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Ignore that guy, join the civil air patrol because they're hard as gently caress

# ? Jan 23, 2018 13:40

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

throwback, rip honeyboy

# ? Jan 23, 2018 15:07

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

also deathy isn't allowed in here anymore since he went active duty army lol

# ? Jan 23, 2018 15:17

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

also deathy isn't allowed in here anymore since he went active duty army lol

what happened to once a Marine always a Marine pooki

# ? Jan 23, 2018 15:32

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

also deathy isn't allowed in here anymore since he went active duty army lol

D...devil d-dog....

# ? Jan 23, 2018 23:04

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Say 12 hail chesty's and get 3 girls pregnant and all is forgiven

# ? Jan 24, 2018 17:10

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

Also I didn't join the army. Still out. Ol' boy is just havin a larf

# ? Jan 25, 2018 04:44

Steezo: Jun 16, 2003; Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

PathAsc posted:

Say 12 hail chesty's and get 3 girls pregnant and all is forgiven

Do they count for two if they're under age?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 06:44

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Steezo posted:

Do they count for two if they're under age?

What does your ~~heart~~ ~~dick~~ chaplain tell you?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 06:59

MREBoy: Mar 14, 2005; MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !

Ok so here's a wierd question for you folks - how would I go about getting myself off of an Official USMC Business� email list I somehow got onto unintentionally ?

Backstory -

I have some secondary email addresses through my ISP. One address in particular I check very sporadically. So I was sort of wondering when I checked it recently and there were a ton of messages dating back to about 9/28/17 all talking about things that some particular USMC detachment was doing. Things like RADM Soandso is visiting, everyone check in COB Thursday, LtCol Person saying "get $task done or everyone loses their liberty", etc. I checked the headers and apparently a LCpl Somebody decided that this address I have is actually his. I have no idea how I got on this list, no "Confirm your subscription to USMC Detachment Working email list ?" or anything. I'm a civvie in Florida, the place where all these people are is somewhere well north of North Carolina.

I've got LtCol Person's email address, should I just send a polite email to him explaining this & asking to be removed ? There's no unsubscribe or removal instructions and every message is crawling with FOUO warnings :tinfoil:

# ? Jan 25, 2018 07:56

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Ask to be removed or just block them? you know, just whatever people normally do to get off email lists

Dude with a masters degree considering enlisting. You�re dumb if you do that and you will be incredibly miserable

# ? Jan 25, 2018 11:25

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

FastestGunAlive posted:

Ask to be removed or just block them? you know, just whatever people normally do to get off email lists

Dude with a masters degree considering enlisting. You�re dumb if you do that and you will be incredibly miserable

Should I go infantry contract instead?

# ? Jan 25, 2018 21:49

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nice and hot piss posted:

Should I go infantry contract instead?

you should just shiut the gently caress up idiot

# ? Jan 26, 2018 06:16

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Hey guys, I'm a theoretical physicist but I think I want to enlist and be a water dog or bulk fuel.

# ? Jan 26, 2018 12:14

Steezo: Jun 16, 2003; Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

PathAsc posted:

Hey guys, I'm a theoretical physicist but I think I want to enlist and be a water dog or bulk fuel.

Knew a mathematician when I was in an artillery battery, physicist would fit in somewhere. The Green Weenie accepts all sacrifices. 8=========>

# ? Jan 26, 2018 12:40

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

oh poo poo im so sorry. someone that was a marine reservist went AD army and now I don't know who

# ? Jan 26, 2018 14:33

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

look at this motivator

# ? Jan 26, 2018 22:24

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I pursue college degrees the traditional MARINE CORP way: putting strippers through school.

# ? Jan 27, 2018 16:54

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# ? May 6, 2024 21:50

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

The very concept of an online PhD is still incredibly weird.

# ? Jan 27, 2018 17:27

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