Tulsi Gabbard for President 2020

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nah: Mar 16, 2009

Tulsi Gabbard for President 2020

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:30

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# ? May 9, 2024 07:25

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

nah

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:31

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

If she calls trump a pussy I'll support her

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:32

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

i mean she's better than basically any other dem but it's never gonna happen

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:32

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Oxxidation posted:

nah

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:33

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

she should be bernie's VP pick if ellison declines

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:36

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

bump_fn posted:

she should be bernie's VP pick if ellison declines

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:38

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Lmao can you imagine the incredible discomfort from Mike pence

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:39

nah: Mar 16, 2009

tulsi2020.com

quote:

Voters Are Morons

- Jimmy Carter: A kind and decent peanut-farmer from Georgia who was elected only as a reaction to the scandal of the Watergate era.

- Ronald Reagan: A champion of decency and old-fashioned concepts like Virtue and Nobility. He proudly decried the killing of babies and the evil of Communism.

- George Bush 41: A shadow of his predecessor, he brought no great shame to the country. Even so, he will never be memorialized on Mount Rushmore.

- Bill Clinton: The consummate politician, he possessed charm and wit. Some refer to him as the first Black president. He ultimately compromised (triangulated) with the Republican party in a massive overhaul of the Welfare system.
George Bush 43: This president entered office with the intention of being the �Education� president. When 911 happened, we discovered that there could probably be no better leader at the helm. Bush was decent and God-fearing, but he took very active military action in Afghanistan to combat the growing threat of militant Islam. Oh yeah, he also decided to bring democracy to Iraq�despite the fact that Iraq was a fake construct of WWII and could never accept American liberation as anything other than another wave of The Crusades.

- Barack Husein Obama: America proved to be a fickle mistress when it chose a Muslim president to defend America from the scourge of worldwide jihad. He never held a job, and he never participated significantly in his partial term as a Senator. His was elected simply because he was a Black man who could read a teleprompter and exuded a certain professorial steadiness. In fact, he was just a radical Alinsky-ite who tried to destroy America because he considered the country to be irreparably flawed. His wife passionately despised/despises America.

- Donald J. Trump: What is the antidote for a leader who despises everything that makes America exceptional? The country needed someone who would stop speaking like a politician. In the campaign, he dispatched Lyin� Ted, Crooked Hillary, Crazy Bernie, and Low-Energy Jeb Bush. Trump simply loved America without any pretense; Hillary wanted power for herself, and she only cared about L.A., New York, and other urban centers. She always appeared ill-at-ease in an Iowa county fair. There is a well-known map of the 2016 election (by district) that demonstrates Trump�s popularity. It explains the reason that our founders brilliantly conceived of the Electoral College. Without that ingenious political feature, 20 million communists could live in New York and L.A. and impose their hatred of productivity on Iowa and Nebraska.

- Tulsi Gabbard: America will have a female president eventually. And America is blessed to have so many excellent choices that are not named Hillary. America needs a steady and strong leader. America needs someone who has a military background and does not ridicule our brave soldiers. America needs someone who has amassed some legitimate legislative experience, and someone who is well-liked by her constituency. Identity politics is not the solution to the ills of our nation, but Rep. Gabbard does bring an Asian flavor to the table. No further words are necessary to introduce this candidate. She is genuine and kind and young and attractive. And, as a representative of our 50th state, she also possesses a special connection to Asia that has been lacking in our country. And this century will certainly revolve around China, India, Japan, Korea, and the Philippines.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:41

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Yes! Another US president that is committed to give Israel more missiles to blow up arabs is what the country needs.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:42

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Oxxidation posted:

nah

# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:55

Corny: Feb 18, 2006; i am scared

love to support a genocidal dictator in syria

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:12

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Corny posted:

love to support a genocidal dictator in syria

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:13

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

_{_{_{this is a great test to see who's a smoothbrain liberal ty op}}}

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:16

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

assad thing is kind of a deal breaker, sorry

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Oxxidation posted:

nah

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:27

zen death robot: May 27, 2001

Plutonis posted:

Yes! Another US president that is committed to give Israel more missiles to blow up arabs is what the country needs.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 16:28

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

tulsi a snack but also a hindu nationalist

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:13

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

tulsi a snack but also a hindu nationalist

A land of contrasts

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:18

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

Tulsi is bad but also less bad than 90% of dems

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:32

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Yossarian-22 posted:

Tulsi is bad but also less bad than 90% of dems

Yeah, I mean there are things to criticize about Tulsi's foreign policy views but she's actually one of the least hawkish Dems, because the average Dem is a lunatic warmonger that supports insane things like the Yemen war.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:43

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tulsi is definitely less hawkish than almost anyone else in the House, but Libs have convinced themselves that she's Abuela for some reason.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:46

nah: Mar 16, 2009

i hope Tulsi gets her wish and Trump sits down to negotiate with Kim Jong Un

# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:56

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

nah posted:

i hope Tulsi gets her wish and Trump sits down to negotiate with Kim Jong Un

if tulsi�s pro ending the world she�s jumping up to first on my power rankings tbqh

# ? Jan 18, 2018 19:00

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I think it's time America had its first Peronist president.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:52

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

Tulsi 'Muslims suck but also we should murder fewer of them' Gabbard 2020

# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:57

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

nah posted:

- Ronald Reagan: A champion of decency and old-fashioned concepts like Virtue and Nobility. H

stopped reading this entire thread right here

# ? Jan 19, 2018 04:07

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Darkman Fanpage posted:

tulsi a snack

she certainly is.

# ? Jan 19, 2018 04:27

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!: May 31, 2006

love too massacre the musselman

# ? Jan 19, 2018 04:41

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

Oxxidation posted:

nah

The other was a 2015 interview with Ozy, in which she confirmed that her personal views on gay marriage and abortion hadn�t changed, just her view on whether the government should enforce its vision of morality.

tulsi is just tim kaine but for gay marriage

# ? Jan 19, 2018 05:10