Shutdown Extravaganza Contest: Why won't you think of Are Troops?

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Wait, are we going by calendar days or business days?

This does not change my guess, but there's always some goon that will try to rules lawyer.

calendar

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:55

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# ? May 3, 2024 03:17

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

69 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:57

silentsnack: Mar 19, 2009; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Time is an illusion

11 buttfucks

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:58

Wrenever: Jul 22, 2007

34 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 17:59

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

16 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:10

unbutthurtable: Dec 2, 2016; Total. Tox. Rereg.; College Slice

21 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:12

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm gonna say we smash the record with

30 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:13

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

I probably shouldn't have picked a date that lands on a sunday

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:13

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

exactly 2 weeks, or 14 days

i base this on absolutely nothing, and also my rear end

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:27

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I say 21 days.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

15 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:29

Gallatin: Sep 20, 2004

5 days

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# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:30

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

first full week of February

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:36

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

18 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:39

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

the sum of number of days predicted by the previous five posters divided by the average of all the predictions

# ? Jan 21, 2018 18:51

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

the shutdown will end on 4/20 (for hitler, not for weed), idk how many days that is

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:05

Yossarian-22: Oct 26, 2014

169 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:06

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

blue squares posted:

the sum of number of days predicted by the previous five posters divided by the average of all the predictions

lol that�s like 90 divided by 60

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:06

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

The government will not reopen. This is the final destiny that TRUMP has prophesized, that we knew was inevitably coming when He descended the Escalator.

Deporting nearly a million Americans is completely unacceptable to too many members of Congress. And at the same time, too many members of Congress -- and Kelly -- demand a white ethnostate. This is an impasse that is impossible to resolve without a new Congress, new leadership, or a new government.

I will collect my prize when the United States balkanizes.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:10

Ugly Tony: May 6, 2005; It's not even Tuesday, dog

6 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:13

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

blue squares posted:

the sum of number of days predicted by the previous five posters divided by the average of all the predictions

i'm going to do the math for this and i will hate you throughout

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:15

jerry seinfel: Jun 25, 2007

28 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:15

Pf. Hikikomoriarty: Feb 15, 2003; RO YNSHO; Slippery Tilde

12 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:20

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

25 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:43

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

five dayz

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# ? Jan 21, 2018 19:49

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

17 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:35

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

blue squares posted:

the sum of number of days predicted by the previous five posters divided by the average of all the predictions

since N4I guessed a range between 15 and 22 days, he gets skipped you get 18 + 5 + 15 + 21 +14 = 73

and im only going to do all the predictions that were in before your post rather than a running tally = ( 17 + 7 + 420 + 8 + 13 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 6 + 8 + 6 + 11 + 14 + 25 + 26 + 19 + 5 + 14 + 142 + 5 + 13 + 3 + 18 + 17 + 5 + 14 + 2 + 10 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 22 + 30 + 27 + 69 + 34 + 16 + 21 + 30 + 14 + 21 + 15 + 5 + 18 )/ 44 = 27.6

so 73/27.6 = 2.6

so you lose

# ? Jan 21, 2018 20:38

Studio: Jan 15, 2008

I believe we're in hell, 31 days.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:00

Reverend Dr: Feb 9, 2005; Thanks Reverend

All the days

We have witnessed the last thing the US government will ever do in official capacity; the dems completely caved, but the repubs still hosed it up.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:05

MLKQUOTEMACHINE: Oct 22, 2012; Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

13 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:26

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

M_Gargantua posted:

since N4I guessed a range between 15 and 22 days, he gets skipped you get 18 + 5 + 15 + 21 +14 = 73

and im only going to do all the predictions that were in before your post rather than a running tally = ( 17 + 7 + 420 + 8 + 13 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 6 + 8 + 6 + 11 + 14 + 25 + 26 + 19 + 5 + 14 + 142 + 5 + 13 + 3 + 18 + 17 + 5 + 14 + 2 + 10 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 22 + 30 + 27 + 69 + 34 + 16 + 21 + 30 + 14 + 21 + 15 + 5 + 18 )/ 44 = 27.6

so 73/27.6 = 2.6

so you lose

lol you did this

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:36

Cornflakes: Dec 3, 2006

17 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:36

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

23 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:47

reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

15 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:49

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

M_Gargantua posted:

since N4I guessed a range between 15 and 22 days, he gets skipped you get 18 + 5 + 15 + 21 +14 = 73

and im only going to do all the predictions that were in before your post rather than a running tally = ( 17 + 7 + 420 + 8 + 13 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 6 + 8 + 6 + 11 + 14 + 25 + 26 + 19 + 5 + 14 + 142 + 5 + 13 + 3 + 18 + 17 + 5 + 14 + 2 + 10 + 4 + 9 + 22 + 22 + 30 + 27 + 69 + 34 + 16 + 21 + 30 + 14 + 21 + 15 + 5 + 18 )/ 44 = 27.6

so 73/27.6 = 2.6

so you lose

God bless

# ? Jan 21, 2018 21:55

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

100 days. May 1st will usher in a glorious workers government.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 22:41

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

# ? Jan 21, 2018 22:42

Cithen: Mar 6, 2002; Pillbug

19 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 23:02

Dicere: Oct 31, 2005; Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

24 days

# ? Jan 21, 2018 23:24

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# ? May 3, 2024 03:17

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

The government will not reopen. This is the final destiny that TRUMP has prophesized, that we knew was inevitably coming when He descended the Escalator.

Deporting nearly a million Americans is completely unacceptable to too many members of Congress. And at the same time, too many members of Congress -- and Kelly -- demand a white ethnostate. This is an impasse that is impossible to resolve without a new Congress, new leadership, or a new government.

I will collect my prize when the United States balkanizes.

6 is what I believe, but this is what I lust for. Canada can annex the Great Lakes region, we're basically Canadian anyway.

# ? Jan 21, 2018 23:50

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