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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
32 days

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kyberkatze
Jan 13, 2004

All this and the power of toast!



6 days

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



blue squares posted:

lol you did this

hehe u calculatin bro?

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
91 days.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
10 days, one for each commandment handed to us by the LORD.

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica
4 days

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Hells yeah all that C-SPAM lurking paid off now I can enter a contest I will definitely lose. 35 days.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
next week

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
6 days. dems cave in the name of :decorum:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
6 days

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
A fortnight.




I'm classy

Darnoc
Feb 28, 2016
200 days :evilbuddy:

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Put me down for a false surprise at 10 days where Trump doesn't sign whatever compromise and then an actual 18 days as people threaten to smother him in his sleep.

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

13 days

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

9 days

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Infinity days.

My prize shall be the skulls of those I conquer in our new Mad Max hellworld.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



10 days (Jan 20-29)

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

703 posted:

3 days

Not like this.. not like this

:(

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

703 posted:

Not like this.. not like this

:(

*One finger on 703's cursed monkey paw curls shut*

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ten thousand years

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
after a cock crows and steve bannon denies trump 3 times

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



im not sure what i was thinking having as much faith in the dems as i did when i made my prediction

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the guy who posted some dumb formula that ended up with 2.5 days and we all lol'd at him ended up more right than most lol owned

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Shear Modulus posted:

im not sure what i was thinking having as much faith in the dems as i did when i made my prediction

:same:

can’t believe I was optimistic in the dems lasting a week lol

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Huh. I was pretty close to the time of day, but way *way* too trusting of this loving party to think they could go five more loving days.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

readingatwork posted:

Infinity days.

My prize shall be the skulls of those I conquer in our new Mad Max hellworld.

Ok so my prediction was a bit off. Sincere apologies to the families of those slain during my brief run as regional warlord.

Also loving LOL the Democrats fail at life so hard.

Raqqa Flocka Flame
Dec 14, 2017
1312 hours (about 54 days).

Edit: welp, nevermind

Raqqa Flocka Flame has issued a correction as of 20:35 on Jan 22, 2018

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
i somehow feel a hearty helping of secondhand shame and embarrassment.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Shear Modulus posted:

the guy who posted some dumb formula that ended up with 2.5 days and we all lol'd at him ended up more right than most lol owned

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
lol what a mess

waiting for the Trump signature before we see the winners

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

logikv9 posted:

lol what a mess

waiting for the Trump signature before we see the winners

but but but you didn't post your estimate :mad:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:chaostrump:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Congratulations to the Dems for being cucks and giving us a 69-hour (nice) shutdown. That rounds down to 2 days. I have a feeling we don't have many people who are around that time range, so stay tuned for updates.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Congratulations to the only winner, who chose the lowest number :laffo:.

blue squares posted:

the sum of number of days predicted by the previous five posters divided by the average of all the predictions

Also congratulations to the other winner, who through sheer stupid luck also devised a guess which came around 2.6 days, which I will also accept.

Now, because of how short the thing was and because only 2 people "won", I am expanding the winner's pool to also include 703, with a very-close guess of 3 days.

703 posted:

3 days


LOSERS:
No losers on the low end of the spectrum, so I am also expanding the punishments to the next two sets of guesses. If you guessed 4 or 5 days, congratulations on losing.






Sir Tonk posted:

five dayz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Winners got (or will be getting a PM) from me. 703, you don't have plat so let me know what avatar / title you would like here.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

My guess was based on the Price is Right style rules you made for the contest rather than any actual faith that the Democrats would hold out that long. Terrible as the caving is I will always find it funny that doing the opposite of game theory was the best strategy here. You are a cool mod logikv9 please continue to keep C-SPAM Already Great.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Logik please probate everyone over 10 days, as we have all been owned, by the dems having no spine

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah, I'm totally okay with eating a sixer for this because maybe then I'll learn.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
how about you let the losers double or nothin' for the feb 8 shutdown

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


the correct poster and new emperor of C-SPAM

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