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autism ZX spectrum posted:One time a buddy gave me these weird stimulant leaves from Ethiopia that you pack in like chewing tobacco and no poo poo I studied for about 4 or 5 hours. That kinda sounds like cocoa leaves, you might have been budget-coked out of your gourd for those 4.5 hours
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I should get a tax credit for my new years resolution to get a vasectomy as soon as 2020 starts
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I made most of my money from that oil and I gotta say, good riddance Those camps were really bad psychologically though but by the end they were at least getting really comfortable, the last camp I stayed in everyone had a double bed in their soundproof rooms and while a bit cramped due to the size of the bed it was more comfortable to sleep in than most hotels I've stayed in
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What kind of madman simulates sex acts while naked
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CrcleSqreSanchz posted:The gently caress? I thought Walter, Peter and Olivia closed the other universe, how is Walternate back??? I thought the other universe was still there but they couldn't access it without massive cortexephan abuse
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say what you will about sovereign citizens but I have yet to witness one cause a resonance cascade
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Is Alberta actually only testing travellers or is that just reddit hearsay?
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I'm kind of worried the virus chaos is going to be used as a distraction to round up and finish slaughtering the natives as soon as the opportunity presents itself
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Randalor posted:Honest question, is it okay to order takeout/delivery? Delivery has been exposed to less people than grocery store beans even with the customer limit every store is enforcing and I can't imagine the corvids will live after being cooked, the packaging and the delivery driver are possible vectors of infection though. Still not as safe as dumping your beans in the quarantine bin next to your front door for 3 days after purchase but I'd argue the risk is fairly low by ordering two dozen mcmuffins and just washing your hands after handling the packaging edit: just read all the posts that showed up while I was slowly hammering my face on the keyboard, looks like i'm a idiot don't do this
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just stuff everything in a corner with a piece of paper with "BEWARE CORVIDS" scrawled on it and sit huddled in the opposite corner until it's safe
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Mar 25, 2020 22:37
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still doesn't help all the people from the tarsands who got laid off ages ago and haven't been able to find work because who hires tarsand workers except the tarsands
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it's worth making sure if you've got the stomach to handle the bi-annual goose hunt before you take the plunge and move, canadians don't usually warn outsiders about this fowl tradition and it's the leading cause of death for canadians by a honking margin
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you're still gonna have to deal with american taxes they just don't take extra money most of the time, however if I remember right there's literally zero penalty for not bothering they just really want you to, also the american government can look through any bank accounts with your name on them that you open in canada including ones shared with non-americans
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lol at this guy being woefully unprepared for what we're all actually doing when they put the fake hockey games on tv
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Pinterest Mom posted:that account appears to be 100% earnest???? aaaaa horny is an essential service
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What the he'll is toast-oat
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probably gonna blame edmonton voters
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weren't they supposed to do a wage top-up for essential workers who don't make gently caress all, like every single person risking their lives ringing up beans at the beanery
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have the essential workers gone on strike yet
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has anyone noticed a bunch more coyotes roaming around at night in Edmonton the past week they're scaring the poo poo out of me
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CommonShore posted:I'm curious what you'd think of my current grocery regimen - not the guy you quoted but here's my hot take on your strategy you're going when it's nearly empty, probably not encountering many employees because it's nearly empty and also helping other people avoid people by shopping for them at the same time, also because you're shopping near closing that means you're picking through the leftover products that might be getting replenished by the night crew anyway ensuring that the higher risk shoppers showing up at the old-person hour in the morning can get the things they're comfortable eating so they don't end up with weird poops from unexpected diet changes (the weird poops could also change how their bodies process their meds) you're probably the best customer on the planet and if noone else appreciates your choices at least know that forum user blatman appreciates them
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This is basically the only place on the internet Alberta people can find other Alberta people who aren't massive chuds
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Danaru posted:Anyone hear any news about that 2500 a month top up for essential workers? The site just says more details will follow. Some workplaces involved have sent out vague "this is coming! we don't know what it's gonna be like or when so please don't quit" messages, glad I could help (they're going to gently caress it up somehow)
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Does anyone have any idea why some essential employers are asking reservists to self-identify?
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littleorv posted:Just to be clear here: I would rather look insane than have a whole bunch of people die to be fair, this is one of those situations where you can have your cake and body count too
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to be fair that's better prep work than I do for debates which is to shotgun one of those gallon milk jugs full of LSD which I assume is common practice for debates these days
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Does anyone else feel that the Alberta reopening plan is a little too optimistic? They haven't outright said this but it feels like they want bars open for may long weekend https://www.alberta.ca/external/covid19-alberta-relaunch-strategy.pdf
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infernal machines posted:i mean pretty much anyone on somethingawful is probably on a watchlist already honestly I'm pretty sure 10% of goons are intelligence agents you know who you are cowards, i'll never give you back the lojack it's mine now
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May 1, 2020 22:26
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seize the beans of poutines
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a primate posted:just ban all handguns and semi autos. single load bolt-actions only, for hunting. if you miss your food, get good. what kind of casual uses a rifle for hunting when you could instead dodge-roll behind the moose and cleave it in half with your zweihander
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gently caress COREY PERRY posted:even the Romans had a good ol sports riot, it's part of civilization at this point to be fair they also wore dong charms to ward off evil spirits, I know this because of a buzzfeed article from the before-times and buzzfeed would never lie to us I can confirm this works because any time I wear a giant phallic necklace I don't get bothered by evil spirits so the romans had some pretty good information for their day
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May 31, 2020 04:03
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has the cool zone stuff bled into canada yet I haven't read the news yet and i'd rather hear it from goons
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thank you for the status update, I will proceed to not panic yet please notify me when it is time to gather the dragonballs and wish for a well-stocked bunker in the mountains
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milk is an ingredient not a beverage
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I think cspam should run as a collective for prime minister we are all prime minister on this blessed day
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I miss the before times when we had electricity in alberta
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Cue two hundred rednecks saying that this is what it would be like all the time if we used renewables for power honestly this already happens all the time, alberta has lousy power uptime compared to similar places if only we could find something shittier than coal to burn then we wouldn't be in this mess, maybe we can burn engine oil or almonds or something
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Fried Watermelon posted:Buddy you got called a "hero" that's worth so much more than money... I like the tweet way back that said something like "we're not heroes we're hostages"
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