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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



big nipples big life posted:

The Roval is a 550 race when the other 2 road courses are 750. Leave it to NASCAR to gently caress up one of the bright spots from last season. I hope that is a typo.

bahahahaha :psyduck:

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Look at all the "MENCS Race at", can't wait to see the bargain basement title sponsors they pick up.

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

It's a good thing Marcus Lemonis has like seven companies to pick from now, otherwise all of those races would be sponsored by Camping World.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

larson loves to scrape the walls doesnt he

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

mearn posted:

It's a good thing Marcus Lemonis has like seven companies to pick from now, otherwise all of those races would be sponsored by Camping World.

Hoping My Bariatric Solutions returns to sponsor a cup race.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

my greatest hope is they realize midseason how much it sucks and panic switch back

"We reserve the right to make changes as we see fit..." or whatever Brian France said to the LA Times a couple years ago in justifying kneejerk rule changes.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

big nipples big life posted:

Hoping My Bariatric Solutions returns to sponsor a cup race.

can't wait for the treatmyclot 400 at the brickyard

wait that'd be a step down in ridiculous for that race

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Premiering immediately following the Duels:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEY0JsdRHO8

I think Marty Smith's overstating how heated the "rivalry" was, but holy sh:tviv:.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1087786073768349696

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What are his wallet stats though?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


That sure is the name of a person who exists apparently.

e-

https://twitter.com/SeanDean05/status/1087781837689274368?s=20

:laffo:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jan 22, 2019

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deV_w6cwz-k

I foresee no reason this could turn out poorly

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

haven't bothered to look that guy up, but gonna guess it's just JWT w a fake mustache

Outlaw Mailman
Jul 1, 2007
Two kinds of crazy

CBJSprague24 posted:

That sure is the name of a person who exists apparently.

e-

https://twitter.com/SeanDean05/status/1087781837689274368?s=20

:laffo:

It appears that his primary sponsor in the past has been their family's cancer fundraising site, which so far has raised a total of just under $14k. The parents must have some deep, deep pockets, or skimming from gofundme charity drives is a lot more lucrative than I thought.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

His dad owns a trucking company.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
"we cant afford to pay our drivers because of regulations"
*spends millions so failson can wreck race cars*

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

Everyone is looking at his obviously bad BGN starts but this kid is a fuckin nobody:
10 BGN starts (AF 23.2)
1 Pro (East) start
5 Arca (AF 19)

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Peanut President posted:

Everyone is looking at his obviously bad BGN starts but this kid is a fuckin nobody:
10 BGN starts (AF 23.2)
1 Pro (East) start
5 Arca (AF 19)

I mean, usually a guy who gets a Cup shot is somebody people have heard at least a little about but this guy is just "Who?". Like, you can't tell me Jeff Dickerson doesn't have a driver in his agency worthy of a decent car like Ryan Tru----oh that's right, this is a sport where sponsorship dollars talk now.

e- Spire's clients: http://spiresportsinc.com/athlete-management/

Like Ross Chastain is right there.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 23, 2019

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Proud Christian Mom posted:

"we cant afford to pay our drivers fix our airplanes and sell hats because of regulations"
*spends millions so failson can wreck have an okay run with race cars*

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
will the spencer gallagher pill container come with a hat?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


This is actually a cool idea: https://twitter.com/A_S12/status/1088104744772661248

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Having worked in racing sponsorships for like four years now I really appreciate that JTG is like the only team that even bothers to try something different with how they structure things.

e: 47 car looks dope

https://twitter.com/CopaCavanna/status/1088120790896336897

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

Having worked in racing sponsorships for like four years now I really appreciate that JTG is like the only team that even bothers to try something different with how they structure things.

e: 47 car looks dope

https://twitter.com/CopaCavanna/status/1088120790896336897

I agree with all of this. JTG doing theme months is outside the box thinking we haven't really seen in the multi-sponsor era.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/1088439015211220992?s=20

The Frances are going to sell the company owned by The Frances to The Frances, but they want to sell it to them at a discounted price at the expense of the other stockholders not named The Frances. :allears:

On a lighter note:

https://twitter.com/Justin_Haley_/status/1088440689749307393?s=20
https://twitter.com/nascarcasm/status/1088444222565433344?s=20

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 24, 2019

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/JRMotorsports/status/1088874198884323331

SRA running some Xfinity races with JRM in the 8, which is gonna be their part-timer car. Ryan Truex and Zane Smith also included.

https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/1088880355615170561

kidcoelacanth fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jan 25, 2019

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

https://twitter.com/JRMotorsports/status/1088874198884323331

SRA running some Xfinity races with JRM in the 8, which is gonna be their part-timer car. Ryan Truex and Zane Smith also included.

https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/1088880355615170561

Oh sweet. I'd have been bummed had 2017 been the last time I got to see SRA run live.

Dale was asked in one of his podcasts at/around the end of 2017 about bringing the 8 back, possibly running it himself, and he said something to the effect that it wouldn't feel right if it weren't THE 8. Maybe this is a happy medium for him.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
at least we'll get hats this time

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

VikingSkull posted:

at least we'll get hats this time

My God, you're right. :aaaaa:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
dang ole junebug done done it agin

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/MattWeaverAW/status/1088920633600339973?s=19

I'd like to think Dale gave BJ something for this, whether it be tires or support of some kind.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
So apparently Jayski is shutting down today.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
RIP Jayski 9/11 tributes

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Meh. Ever since the redesign a few years back I pretty much stopped going on it.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

ESPN claims another! :rip: to an og

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

People have looked at the JRM 8 car schedule and noticed Darlington is unaccounted for, with some thinking Dale himself may run it with a retro car.

As for Jayski, I wonder if FOX or NBC will rescue him, though I agree I visited there much less often after he sold out/capitalized on an opportunity (depending on your view).

e- Speaking of rescues, Ricky Craven was let go by ESPN and almost immediately picked up by FOX.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 29, 2019

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

big nipples big life posted:

His dad owns a trucking company.

http://houffcorp.com/

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/jeff_gluck/status/1090814052824014860

The test sessions will supposedly be streamed on NASCAR.com.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DRAFTING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G8nfr7WTEA

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Holy poo poo that's an awful package.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

its like they looked at the aboslute worst part about racing, and then built a package around it

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