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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


God drat this thread is on fire today.

Quickly becoming my new favortire thread. Work has been rough and this is like chicken soup for the office drone soul.

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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


SpacePig posted:

These are made better with the race commentary, where you learn all of the racers' names.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPuKyeVsfZY

This is coming to the horse track near us next month. I’m beyond excited.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Joe Mama Poonana posted:

also they have some wicked corkscrew dongs



I thought the average was 4 inches? This is very concerning.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Section 9 posted:

This channel is great and it is making me super hungry.

It provides Bob Ross levels of relaxation for me. I love coming home after work, having a light snack and just unwind with a video or two.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


https://i.imgur.com/Fchdlwz.mp4

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Could be cursed if you know what he got busted for.

Beastie fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jul 12, 2018

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


*removes 4 baby carrots from cheek*

Howdy!

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Krankenstyle posted:

would be more blessed if they werent drinking soda pops

Looks like they are Smirnoff Ice's, so almost basically.

I've chugged enough of those in my younger days and they are full of sugar. A real gut buster.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Chubbs posted:

We used to call them bitch pops in college. We'd still drink em though. No shame in lettin your bitch flag fly every now and then.





You should embrace the Truly train.

https://www.trulyspikedsparkling.com/

As many calories as a Miller Lite, as much alcohol as a ML. None of the gross bloating feeling after you drink 6 of them.

21 year old me would be laughing at 30 year old me but these things are amazing.

Content:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Iron Crowned posted:

I think I was 9 when my brother and I got tools for Christmas. It was my most hated Christmas at the time, because it was not fun stuff, after I became an adult, I was a hell of a lot more appreciative.

I have just learned to grab the tool box anytime someone needs help fixing something, because they never have anything remotely adequate. Of course now I"m starting to wonder why people ask me to fix things.

Same but when I went to college. My dad gave me his old toolbag filled with the basics. Hell, I met my partner because I was the only one in our group of friends with bolt-cutters. Rescued her bike for her from the library and been together ever since. That was over 5 years ago.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Does their poop stink if you're feeding them actual pet-like foods? I would assume their normal diet of garbage, weird berries etc would lead to their dumps being heinous.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I lost it at the nylon on the prosthetic leg for the bat girl costume.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


On the topic of skeleton jelly, anyone have that insane comic about the gay ants?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Hardly anyone drinks Malort on purpose.

After your second or third one you grow accustomed to it. I don’t even bat an eyelash at the stuff anymore.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Shoehead posted:

Don't give dogs cheese it makes em sick.

How the hell else do you give a dog medicine?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


BOOTY-ADE posted:

Bob the Boa - can we squeeze it? YES WE CAN!

I was going to go with Boa Constructor but this works too.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



Bats are blessed. Have a blessed bat channel.

https://youtu.be/BovnaWucatk

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



I've seen this before but I can't for the life of me recall what it is from. Could someone enlighten me?

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Renegret posted:

Shower with your dad simulator?

It's on steam still, as far as I know.

I believe the point of this game was to not see your dad’s dong.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Shark skin is smooth one way and coarse as hell the other. Source, me, having pet a shark.

Blessed things with teeth:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-humboldt-park-alligator-search--20190711-twykdrtrirbrxpcwmvbksxu3de-story.html

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


OnceAndFuture DILF posted:

Someone sold you a fake shark then, real sharks are smoother than anything known to science

Memes be damned.

quote:

It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and helps to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims.

Because of this, if someone rubbed the skin from the head towards the tail, it would feel very smooth. In the opposite direction it feels very rough like sandpaper.

https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/sharks/faq/

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


FogHelmut posted:

I don't know why there are people arguing facts against memes.

To be fair I did not know it was a meme until I went for proof and the first result was talking about a tweet.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Taima posted:

Wow remember like 9 seconds ago when someone posted about sharks being smooth and then some idiot rolled in and actually argued about it, drat that was lit and blessed.

I'm the idiot without a twitter that missed a meme. What a moron.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Lol imagine seeing loss edits just everywhere IRL

I’d be like the movie Pi but for memes. Absolute hell.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Pennywise the Frown posted:

If anything that's a specifically Italian Chicago accent. Almost sounds like New York or New Jersey.

Yes I'm mad about accents because I have a Chicagoish accent.

Cute video though. :kimchi:

His channel on YouTube is Crime Pats but Botany Doesn’t.

He’s from the east coast but grew up here. He posted a video last week, in Chicago, not too far from where I live. He’s my new favorite channel.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



This is now the background on my work pc.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Ah fack I was on mobile when I grabbed it, didn’t realize it was low res.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Jerry Cotton posted:

Cabbage check

Cabbage-tage :airquote:

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


SirSamVimes posted:

This lady has a powerful supervillain laugh

Her music is equally as powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqjPqsry7no

Lizzo is extremely blessed. Seen her twice now and going again in a couple of weeks.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Your Gay Uncle posted:

She opened up for Sleater Kinney's reunion tour which is where I think she started getting all kinds of attention.

I remember hearing she might play Ursula in the new Little Mermaid, but I really hope it's Brian Charles Rooney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB-tX827vw4

I saw her open for HAIM like two years ago. We walked in during the middle of her set and we were all saying "who is this big beautiful badass?!"

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


luxury handset posted:

yeah she got a ton of traction this year after music industry folks have been saying "hey watch this artist, she's gonna take off" for a few years now. she plays the flute too

https://twitter.com/lizzo/status/1053517705037471744

A flute that has its own Instagram, Shasha Be Fluting

https://www.instagram.com/sashabefluting/

Beastie fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 5, 2019

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

I saw her at primavera this year and she was saying she’d never played in front of a crowd this big before. now she’s on an apple ad at my train station two months later.

The HAIM show was 2017 when I saw her there. She came back to Chicago and my girlfriend ended up with tickets to her show in Portland so, we went to Portland.

Content: Gertrude

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I’m going to see Evil Dead in a theater tomorrow. Then coming home and watching Evil Dead 2 in 4k.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Happy Friday y'all

and some local skating bless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zIto55QlQ

I saw this last week and it has been blowing my mind. I've showed it to a ton of friends.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Qwezz posted:

You US guys do exams / lessons in your own car? :wtf: why? Why not do lessons in a certified car the driving school operates and do your exam in that as well? The gently caress kind of backwards thinking is first getting a car and then apply for a license? is this a Trump thing?

I failed my first time. Downhill park, turned the wheels into the curb.

Except this was a Chevy Suburban, so when I took my foot off the brake, the car rolled over the tiny little curb. Automatic fail.

If I was in a tiny little Honda it wouldn’t have happened. Absolutely bullshit.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



PSA: Everyone should watch Top Secret.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Phlegmish posted:

No problem, unlike punk itself that thread will never die

Punk isn't dead. It just goes to bed earlier.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Phlegmish posted:

This is GBS not PYF, just post, I've been wondering about the beneficial and wholesome effects that bidets would have on my anus

My girlfriend snagged one right when quarantine hit and people were freaking out about toilet paper.

Heated seat, heated water, and a fan to dry you off. Butthole luxury/pleasures, my dude.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Karia posted:

Look, I gotta ask: why are all their boxer shorts pulled so that one leg is way lower down than the other? Was this a fashion thing at one point? It looks dumb and it's really confusing me.

Highlights the junk?

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Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


RFC2324 posted:

For content, I am gonna share Chili Bun, who made my heart full as gently caress yesterday.

I volunteer at a bunny rescue, and am part if a team that makes sure the bunnies keep remembering that humans love them. Sometimes we get bunnies that are completely hosed up and hateful. Chili Bun was my first vorpal bunny tho, and the only one who has ever drawn blood despite frequent bites. She is also so tiny she will fit in the palm of your hand.





Everyone is mildly afraid of her, she is just mean. I've been working with her for months tho, loving her and getting her to accept pets. Last week she would still only let me near her tho.

Yesterday I went in, and she was being paired! She has a new boyfriend, Mr Bonkers, and a completely new outlook on life. She was coming up to people and letting them pet her, she wasn't trying to kill him at all!



It was my last day on showing up for regular feeding on Wednesday, so seeing that she is going home with a new boyfriend was the perfect end to my year 🥰🥰🥰

I went and looked at bunnies at a rescue last week here in Chicago. But then I accepted a job in Utah so no floof for me.

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