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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lodin posted:

Some Israeli news segment about how Overwatch is pornographic and not suitable for kids.



Can anyone translate?

It says your waifu is trash.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Don't post Varg Vikernes, tia.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I see Geoff Tate is still experimenting with his look.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Consider for a second that smoking is basically responsible for vaping. Is it blessed now, huh? Don't think so!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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I'm Pickle Riiiiiiiiick!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Isn't it that PUA guy who made a lovely FMV game?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lodin posted:

The Norwegian record for a fastest 400 meter run has been held by a woman since 2017. :smug:

Not according to Wikipedia dot org, pal.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Extremely cursed. Less than eight chuggas before a choo-choo is a loving waste as it is, but one? That's literally more choo than chugga! What sick perverted mind came up with that?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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You devalue the choo-choo by having so few chuggas in between.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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It's the wrong type of beer!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1hSbH10Z_s

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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This joke is older that Francis Bacon himself.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Extremely cursed.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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uber_stoat posted:

this is the correct way to react if someone throws a milkshake at you, take notes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

I like to imagine that this is James Acaster, and it makes the video insanely blessed.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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nerdz posted:

Geodude is now the tourism ambassador of a japanese prefecture



The costume legs being the alpha channel is killing me

Obama didn't lie!

E: I suppose it's still not confirmed that they are friends.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Jerry Cotton posted:

poo poo is brown and sriracha is red tho.

Bronze Fonz might need to see a doctor.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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boar guy posted:

that's a bottle of water

or i guess maybe one of those clear wine bottles with no label that you see all over the place

He bought a glass of wine and asked for a bottle of water. You can also see a cup of coffee there. It's not like you are only allowed one type of liquid.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Bombadilillo posted:

So they agree to not bang in the most ineffective protest ever.

She keeps banging, just not him

But it's cool cause he was looking at other chicks online? Lust and or jerkin it.

So evens Stevens. Hmmm

It's 'satire'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Invest in Eastern Poland.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Lodin posted:

Yeah ok. But then they should let Conte attend as well.
Actually, now that I think about it, as much of a oval office as he is they totally should have invited Putin. It's not like they don't meet at the G8 stuff anyway.

They don't. Russia is not part of G8 since 2014.
But they do meet at G20 gatherings.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Bird is clearly traveling

The bird is a sovereign citizen?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Pretty sure both are not original audio.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Wow, it's like I'm in 2004 again. Maybe this time I can score on my graduation night.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Now imagine this with Donald Duck noises.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Edgar posted:

This guy and the guy from black magic craft got me to start making miniatures.

You've fallen for Big Minuature's propaganda, you fool.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Bøfædiznuts.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Africa is a great song, despite the lyricist's laughable knowledge of the African continent. You know, Shakespeare's never been to Italy or Denmark, too.

https://www.cnn.com/style/article/toto-africa-namibia-desert-scli-intl/index.html

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Six times the size of that cat but still giving furious play bows to make sure the cat knows everything's cool. Or maybe he's trying to reassure himself. Either way, a good dog.

No, the dog is an idiot. Unable to conceive how to deal with a tiny cat. Unable of any thought, really.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Hey shut up Paladinus I bet that dog is smarter than you and definitely happier.

The dog is a fool and a cretin. I've been following it for months, and I now of its weakness and the lack of its strengths.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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(Sorry, the guy just looks like Jeremy Corbyn)

E: oops, it's not the funny pictures thread, too, really sorry, I'm bad with computer

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 6, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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LifeSunDeath posted:

This made me all the way sad, the next one on the thread is loving hilarious though:
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1149011953966309378

It's worse than some drunk doing kareoke of the song

Clicked those videos hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies. Ended up frightened of this thing that he's become

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I drink like at least a half gallon of water a day. When I wake up I have 32oz almost immediately. I usually piss when I wake up but sometimes I have to piss in the middle of the night. I'm 36.

Leave the poor guy alone you monsters.

Huh, so pissing in the middle of the night doesn't wake you up anymore?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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bring back old gbs posted:

very well trained boys

https://i.imgur.com/6aMn1Ju.mp4

the fuckin tails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Phy posted:

Reminds me of that inside-out dragon illusion



Which, in turn, reminds me of the T-Rex illusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4QcyW-qTUg

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Inceltown posted:

Hold the phone. Women wearing a hijab need a white dude to flag down a taxi for them? That's worse than here in Australia and our #1 industry is racism.

Or maybe her phone's battery died, and she couldn't get an Uber or whatever. And then this dude decided that helping a stranger in the street was a super noteworthy event that warranted an awkward selfie.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Powershift posted:

He's a lovably goofy 60 year old. His entire twitter is about awkward selfies and the ones that aren't are.......something

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck/status/1124154838181400577

https://twitter.com/SteveGuttbuck

Yeah, I'm not trying to imply that he's got the white saviour complex, but he's clearly a well-intentioned weirdo, just like Alan Alda (who is still alive apparently).

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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Sorry to disappoint you, but the turtle wasn't actually following that car. If you slow down the video, it's very obvious that the car and the turtle were filmed separately and then superimposed.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

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HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Here is a fresh bespoke blessed image I have taken for you




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