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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Oh yeah, my two knuckleheads went through this phase eight years ago:



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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Love it, and the multi-species surf day

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



The late, great Mehitabel liked to eat plastic grocery bags and styrofoam. Could not leave even one packing peanut anywhere; she'd find & eat it. I'd find them mixed in, in the catbox.

Probably from being found starving on the street.







She was one in a million.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That cat’s brain was calculating intercept points on the fly.

Like watching AAMRMM missiles getting a lock.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Losing family sucks.

Vera is :kimchi:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



davidspackage posted:

What're you--

What is--

What--

I'll get help!

ALL HAIL THUMBCAT! Thumbcat the Wise!

Whenever I finish showering, Dorian pushes into the bathroom, alights on the sink, and screams bloody murder for the hydraulic tragedy of me being wet. I just keep hearing Wallace Shawn screaming INCONCEIVEABLE!

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Oct 17, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Here I am scratchin' my chin on this tasty-smelling rock, & out pops a snack!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Thought he was about to lie down & roll in it, like a cat would...

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That one took me a minute

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




#blessed

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




That's the first time I've seen a noodle-cat not in frantic violent motion

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Thought of this one immediately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfIMuA_B3c

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Yeah, moving that much mass that gracefully, is impressive and terrible (for us prey).

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



>\??

Over her hip?

I kept watching the stairs for a leaping/pissing/farting household pet

OH poo poo

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



When a man and a kitty love each other very much



He should buy stock in cat toys & treats

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Poodle cat. Never seen one. Selkirk?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Gumbo and Gator, as kittens (2021)

https://i.imgur.com/RGt6XWx.mp4

Dorian. Earlier this week.

https://i.imgur.com/fUxDMjM.mp4

Sound on both.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Snowglobe of Doom posted:


E: just in case this discussion does not spark joy, have a pony
https://i.imgur.com/VA8OpZN.mp4

That’s not a pony; it’s a tiny Percheron war-horse

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Vampire Panties posted:

For the first majority of my life, I thought this was a ride at Disneyland

It is.

It just also happens to be a glacial horn in the Pennine Alps.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I wish I had come up with this one, but the last time a sign like this was posted, one of you wags responded with, "How did he get ahold of my houseparty guest list?"

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



My neighbor was trying to rehabilitate an African grey. She would go absolutely bugfuck at anyone coming withing three feet who was wearing gloves.

Fortunately, he was able to place her; after a month or two; she started to freak out his golden-crested cockatoo, Dusty, who was extremely chill otherwise..

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Me: ensconced in my chair with a 2-lb bag of pistachios:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Cable Guy posted:

Nicked from social media...



Cat Christ.

And his nemesis...

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I remember the first time I heard Tracey Chapman on WXPN in Philadelphia. Just sat in my car, bawling.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




My Grumpy Neighbor Totoro

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




JUST A LITTLE HORSE-PLAY, OFFICER!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Well, if you weren't being a loving creep & mashing, the hat pins wouldn't be necessary

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/hatpins-mashers-self-defense-history-women-hats-fashion

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zteuer posted:

They did surgery on a grouper

What did they do? Poor critter looked bloated.


I kept waiting for brief peeks of the killer whale lurking in the background. Poor guy looks exhausted

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zero One posted:

Nah there's actually another seal under the water, picking that guy's pocket.



(wanking, courtesy of Oglaf)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hyperlynx posted:

I wish to know more about the turtle trimming.

Looks like some kind of moss or mold mat? That looks like a young hawksbill / salt-water turtle?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Swilo posted:

it depends entirely on the cat, some shovel it down while others eat piece by piece

This one eats like that; good odds, too, that he'll just hurl up a perfectly-formed kibble log within three minutes.

Obviously tires him out:

https://i.imgur.com/PtYAKTf.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Oh Brother, Where Art Thou remake coming along.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Now, there's some family lore in the making

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



They already have that, its called the Cybertrvvck

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



What kind of drugs are these folks feeding their cats to not only get them to do this - but to sit still long enough to be filmed?

Edit: :owned:

PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 29, 2024

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Top-shelf squinchyface

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




After my mom became an empty-nester, she started buying bird seed in 50-lb bags. I did not realize what this would do until one winter's day, while visiting, I saw all of these colorful tennis balls landing falling in her back yard. Then they'd peck away. Then they would struggle to get airborne.

We had a talk.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I did look for one but the TikTok version had the audio replaced with a song

Was it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgHtBxOs4qw

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




According to Sy Montgomery in her excellent, nearly-poetic book on turtles, "Of Time and Turtles." those cuties are 'gaping,' or gulping air for environmental olfactory signals.

Or they just tired, but I'm not sure if turtles yawn.


I love how the big dog loops back and has to sniff jardog to see if he's still the same dude without the jar


Feel you, round boy

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