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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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That image doesn't properly convey the majesty of that doggo.


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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The only compelling proof of the existence of god is that we've been blessed with doggos and puppers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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*coyly flutters eyelashes, pouts*

"Seeya later boys. I've got to retire to the boudoir, cause that pizza gave me the turbo-shits."
















*one guy quietly from the rear of the bar* "WHOOH!"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bogus Adventure posted:

There will be blood shed in his future.

Kids a born hymen buster.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Let's BANG!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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When grandma is driving the speederbike.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Heigh Ho, heigh ho, its off to seize the means of production we go.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Eventually someone's going to come up with some sort of heartbeat/brainwave sensor implant, and when it detects you're dead it sends a signal to your computer to delete your browser history.

Then it'll become more complex and you can set all sorts of conditions.

onDEATH
do DELETEBROWSERHISTORY 1
do DELETEFOLDERMARKEDPICSOF"KITTENS" 1
do ACTIVATEXPLOSIVECHARGESUNDERPIZZASEXDUNGEON 1
do DEPLOYMERCTEAMTOTAKECAREOF"THEM" 1
do SEALTRUMPWIGVAULT

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Still less intriguing than scene where ghost Harry and Hermione get their freak on that was actually in one of the movies.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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I see they used WangFX middleware to help animate him.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Young boy caught in camera breaking into neighborhood garage to steal your heart.

https://i.imgur.com/R32jkcK.gifv

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Blue Train posted:

They're extremely haram

My dogma doesn't agree with your dogma.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Waxmetal posted:

It is not recommended to pray with a dog in your house...

Why is that? Would it be considered not taking the payers seriously if a dog was allowed to be present? Or simply that prayer should only be attended by humans?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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bradzilla posted:

Nah it's obviously about to flick that tower

God thought he saw a snek, so he's gonna flick that bean to make sure.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Dec 12, 2003

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ultrafilter posted:

You can go to the bathroom as long as you don't tear the toilet paper in order to wipe. Seriously.

No problem.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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The thumbnail version sort of looks like he's surrounded by a version of the starship Enterprise made of weed.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Poor Freckles, thought of ants and STOMPED YOUR rear end INTO THE GROUND.

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Dec 12, 2003

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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This pupper has seen some poo poo. He's got that thousand-milkbone stare.

He comes back to the world, and people are yelling "Bad Dog!" at him on the streets. How's that for a heroes welcome.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Hah, forums app!

This isn't the cursed thread.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Milo and POTUS posted:

dude im on desktop. taht poo poo still takes forever

Turn on your monitor, and your apparently hobo-tier PC. Have you toggled the turbo button on the front of the case? Have you freed up enough High Memory? Make sure your RealPlayer is up to date.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Milo and POTUS posted:

ill fight you irl

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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That waterpark must be in Albany, because I'd sure love to steam those hams.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Regardless of the food type and caloric content, if you're serving size is "the entire box", then you may have issues with food.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Some women get those freaky looking baby dolls when their baby-making parts don't work.

Some women get.... other things.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Looks like he's getting ready to beat the devil.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Small dogs are great.

Big dogs smell, and if they're a shedding breed, then your house is just gross.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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RFC2324 posted:

wonder how many of those are racist?

I highly doubt most Holiday-Inn towel thefts are racially motivated.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Oh poo poo, who's attacking me? I'LL gently caress YOU UP BRO, WATCH THE gently caress Ohhhhhh poo poo. Outta my league here. Okay, just play it cool. Hey, hey buddy, we're all friends here. Heh, hah... yes sir, I'm enjoying this
This is fine, heh....

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Lodin posted:

Is it blessed that I'm wearing the exact same socks right now? They are pretty comfy.

Gross.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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This guy was "groovy", but I think he has elevated himself one notch to the rank of "cool" now.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Yes, everyone realized that the second they saw the video.

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Dec 12, 2003

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sugar free jazz posted:

if you want api access to my database of ladies that i think are pretty and would have sexual relations with then let me know, this is the most efficient way for me to let people know who gives me a boner

Can I sort the database list on how veiny the tiddies are?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Hmm, yes, yes, some excellent sinusoidal waveforms on those sweater puppies. *jots data points on my titty graph*

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Dec 12, 2003

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Clawtopsy posted:

poor birb going insane waiting for a mate that will never come

They don't do it to attract a mate. They do this to collect material to make a nest. While most nesting birds will just carry a few twigs in their beak back to the nest, these guys store a bunch of stuff in their butt feathers so they can carry more at once.

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Dec 12, 2003

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America: You guys make good tacos
Mexico: thanks
America: That's enough small talk build wall

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Dec 12, 2003

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Yes, americans are cursed.

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