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ekuNNN posted:haha awww he step on he trunk An elephant who step on he own trunk. A
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ekuNNN posted:Cross-posting myself from the aliexpress thread, but I thought this thread might appreciate it too. I bought a cute pear to keep me company at my desk, and then also an electromagnetic levitation device to try out, so now my pear friend sits on my desk, slowly rotating in the air and it makes me very happy I demand to know the pear's name. If the pear has no name, I demand a mod take action.
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ekuNNN posted:lmao Thank you, I have been appeased.
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EoinCannon posted:[video type=""]/weeklycornyearthworm[/video] Unperson_47 posted:Lemme help you out. The pear should be seen Unpearalleled.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:And, as a bonus "Progress Shark" which managed to piss of one of our shittier politicians :salute: Was the shark selected because it has to keep swimming or it dies?
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ultrafilter posted:That's the largest you can buy on your own but the admins can approve larger smilies. Time to get another SAD success story.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
You'd be happy too if you accepted the love and gifts of Papa Nurgle
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Vatican had an administrative error and convened the wrong College of Cardinals for a Conclave
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nexous posted:Buy that kid a tortoise Buying a kid an animal that generally lives 40-50 years is absolutely not a good idea, LMAO They should post the whole presentation, though, I dig it.
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evil_bunnY posted:Apparently rhinos are quite chill. P much the opposite of hippos, who are literal murder machines. I've been watching a lot of zoo shows on the weekends and the rhinos all seem really chill, to the point that on one show a mother rhino let her baby wander off to get brushed down and scratched by zookeepers while she just munched on her snacks. Like I think the biggest issue with rhinos is they have poor eyesight so if you sneak up on 'em they'll get pissed, but if they hear you and you don't start none, there probably won't be none.
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Milo and POTUS posted:How can they eat cactuses aren't they a new world plant. Something is fishy here Turns out there's one type of cactus outside of the Americas https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhipsalis_baccifera I'm gonna guess it's an adaptation for being able to eat whatever the gently caress you can find in the desert, including all the thorny, twiggy bullshit out there. Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Mar 22, 2023 |
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McGavin posted:Spurges such as euphorbia are the old world equivalent of cacti that camels evolved to eat. Ngl I thought this was starting off with some new slurs or a poster having a neurological event.
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Mr. and Mrs. Pickles, you say... 
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Milo and POTUS posted:Man I love otters I think in the Jurassic Park novel, Hammond's first big claim to genetic engineering fame was making a dog-sized elephant for a pet or something like that.
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh cool! What move did it teach the guy? Beak Buster maybe? I think it was just yelling at him because he didn't save his game before quitting last time.
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mobby_6kl posted:One more capybara video Sorry, there's something in that video that's distracting me from the capybara. That thing in the back. Behind the tortoises. What the gently caress is that thing? First I thought it was a huge rabbit or hare, then maybe a wallaby. But could it be some type of tiny deer?
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mobby_6kl posted:Glad you noticed it! Maybe a dik-dik? The snout seems blunter and it doesn't have the dark spot for the gland in front of its eye. I think it's some type of deer though. Maybe a southern pudu since it's around capybara. Maybe the tortoises are Galapagos ones so it's a pen of chill South American animals Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Apr 4, 2023 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I think it's a mara OK, yeah, that REALLY jives with what it looks like in the video.
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Gadzuko posted:What animal is this? Gonne guess a red squirrel with a winter coat or maybe a hybrid, but a squirrel of some kind.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:So he did the human equivalent of taking the diaper off a pooping child and putting them in their mother's arms, for Instagram The baby looked like it was climbing back up, so if it really did just go down to poop, he just saved some time getting it back up. But they're sloths, so that saved time is meaningless.
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I think it was on one of the zoo shows on Animal Planet or NatGeo Wild where they said that turtles can feel the brushing on their shell and quite enjoy it.
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mobby_6kl posted:Seems like they had a bad case of CSPAM brains so probably not a good poster to begin with, sadly. Their wrap sheet is a history of racist attempts at jokes and dismemberment videos. gently caress 'em.
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Draadnagel posted:I'm looking at the rapsheet of ekuNNN and I don't get the racist accusations. Advocating violence I can see, I'm not getting into that and this is most definitely not the thread for it. But the accusations of racism confuse the hell out of me and I've seen these accusations multiple times now by multiple people. If a poster with 20k posts is a racist piece of poo poo you would expect to at see some semblance of it on their rapsheet, especially if they post in D&D. At this point it seems like everybody just collectively decided that ekuNNN was somehow racist but their rapsheet shows no sign except one joke about how country clubs are racist that didn't land . What about the probes for online death and dismemberment posting in the OSHA thread and elsewhere? Maybe be just give up this hill. 
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mystes posted:Indiana bones was the dog The cat's real name is Henry Bones, Jr.
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That one jaguar (or maybe it's a leopard, I don't remember how to tell them apart) must be really special because it got like three boops.
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The Peccadillo posted:Same guys! They just come in cooler colours some places Clearly I haven't read my Zoobooks in a while, I apologize for the error.
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Even though the video is 9 years old, I have now learned that crows and goddamned Bird Archimedeses and understand water displacement. Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
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Chunk's actor wasn't playing a character in the movie at all, holy poo poo
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Runa posted:https://twitter.com/BaekMetal/status/1659953682375671809  
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davidspackage posted:Suddenly had an awful invasive thought of how the pouch on marsupial animals must smell (not haha) There's an episode of Secret's of the Zoo: Tampa where they bring in a koala to give her a physical because they didn't think she and her dude had successfully mated. They checked her pouch and the vet start digging out all kinds of poo poo. Literal poo poo. It was koala joey poop because she had a baby in there.
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Hyperlynx posted:I want elephant sized cats. That I can ride to work as public transport. Through a forest full of whimsical creatures. Why am I hearing the theme for "My Neighbor Totoro"?
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mobby_6kl posted:Ok which dog are you today? First one, then t'other
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LMAO when that dude realizes he took the dog's job
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I never really got many good pictures of my dog before he went, because he'd always give me looks like this as soon as he saw me holding my phone in landscape mode.
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Konar posted:zoomers finally found a way to do tik toks at gravesites without being hated, drat nice workaround When I die I'm gonna have a recipe tombstone, and the recipe will sound delicious, but be off just enough to ruin things every time in a way that will be difficult to identify so people will keep making it to try and fix it
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I have to get like three different placemats for my dog over his life because he'd slop water all over, I'd get a placemat big enough to cover his splashzone, then he'd just... Splash more, necessitating a bigger mat
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