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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Pretty much the best part of the Superbowl if you aren't dying for that Dilly Dilly commercial is the sheer number of prop bets and weird poo poo you can bet on, from the coin toss to if we'll get another nipple slip during the halftime show, so let's do this:

How prop bets work:

Will there be a wardrobe malfunction?
Yes (+1500)
No (-4000)

So the way it works, is if you bet $100 on yes, you would win $1500 + your $100 bet so = $1600
If you bet no, you would need to bet $4000 to win $100, for a total of $4100.

There's a ton more then these, but I got tired of copying / pasting. I'm not going to run a contest because it'd be super annoying to tally, but if people want to track lists off of like $100k in betting money, that'd be cool. Feel free to add any funny ones I missed, I'm sure there's a poo poo ton.

Super Bowl LII Game Odds
New England Patriots -5 (-110)
Philadelphia Eagles +5 (-110)

Super Bowl LII Money Line
New England Patriots (-190)
Philadelphia Eagles (+165)

Super Bowl LII Over/Under
Over 48.5 (-105)
Under 48.5 (-115)

Super Bowl LII MVP
Tom Brady (-125)
Nick Foles (+325)
Rob Gronkowski (+850)
Dion Lewis (+1800)
Danny Amendola (+1800)
Jay Ajayi (+1800)
Zach Ertz (+1800)
Alshon Jeffery (+2000)
Brandin Cooks (+2200)
James White (+4000)
LeGarrette Blount (+4000)
Fletcher Cox (+4000)
Rex Burkhead (+5000)
Chris Hogan (+5000)
Nelson Agholor (+5000)
Jake Elliott (+5000)
Stephen Gostkowski (+5000)
Torrey Smith (+7500)
Corey Clement (+10000)
Patrick Chung (+10000)
Devin McCourty (+10000)
James Harrison (+10000)
Malcolm Butler (+10000)
Phillip Dorsett (+20000)
Malcolm Jenkins (+20000)
Nigel Bradham (+20000)
Mychal Kendricks (+20000)
Patrick Robinson (+20000)
Brandon Graham (+20000)
Jalen Mills (+20000)
Rodney McLeod (+20000)
Ronald Darby (+20000)
Corey Graham (+20000)
Kyle Van Noy (+20000)
Trey Flowers (+20000)
Lawrence Guy (+20000)
Ricky Jean Francois (+20000)
Trey Burton (+20000)
Field (+2000)

TEAM/GAME PROPS
Coin Toss
Heads (-105)
Tails (-105)

Team to score first in the game
New England Patriots (-145)
Philadelphia Eagles (+115)

First Scoring Play
Touchdown (-160)
Field Goal or Safety (+140)

Will the team that scores first win the game?
Yes (-180)
No (+150)

Will there be an onside kick attempt
Yes +200
No -350

Team to score last in the game
New England Patriots (-140)
Philadelphia Eagles (+110)

Will either team score 3 unanswered times in the game?
Yes (-180)
No (+150)

Margin of Victory
Patriots by 1-6 points (+300)
Patriots by 7-12 points (+750)
Patriots by 13-18 points (+600)
Patriots by 19-24 points (+900)
Patriots by 25-30 points (+1600)
Patriots by 31-36 points (+2500)
Patriots by 37-42 points (+4000)
Patriots by 43+ points (+5000)
Eagles by 1-6 points (+400)
Eagles by 7-12 points (+750)
Eagles by 13-18 points (+1400)
Eagles by 19-24 points (+2500)
Eagles by 25-30 points (+4000)
Eagles by 31-36 points (+6600)
Eagles by 37-42 points (+10000)
Eagles by 43+ points (+10000)

Which Will be the Highest Scoring Quarter?
1st Quarter (+450)
2nd Quarter (+160)
3rd Quarter (+450)
4th Quarter (+175)

TOUCHDOWNS AND FIELD GOALS
First Touchdown Scorer
Rob Gronkowski (+750)
Brandin Cooks (+900)
Danny Amendola (+1000)
Dion Lewis (+1000)
Zach Ertz (+1000)
Alshon Jeffery (+1200)
Jay Ajayi (+1200)
Chris Hogan (+1400)
James White (+1400)
Rex Burkhead (+1400)
LeGarrette Blount (+1400)
Nelson Agholor (+1600)
Corey Clement (+1800)
Torrey Smith (+1800)
Tom Brady (+2500)
Nick Foles (+3300)
No Touchdown Scorer (+7500)
Any Other Touchdown Scorer (+400)

Longest Touchdown Yardage in the Game
Over 44.5 (-110)
Under 44.5 (-110)

Shortest Touchdown Yardage in the Game
Over 1.5 (+120)
Under 1.5 (-140)

Longest Successful Field Goal in the Game
Over 45.5 yards (-120)
Under 45.5 yards (+100)

Shortest Successful Field Goal in the Game
Over 27.5 yards (-105)
Under 27.5 yards (-115)

The Player to Rush for the Most Yards will be…
Jay Ajayi (-150)
Dion Lewis (+400)
LeGarrette Blount (+1200)
Field (+700)

The Player with the Most Receiving Yards will be…
Brandin Cooks (+400)
Rob Gronkowski (+500)
Zach Ertz (+700)
Danny Amendola (+900)
Nelson Agholor (+900)
Alshon Jeffery (+1200)
James White (+1400)
Chris Hogan (+1900)
Torrey Smith (+1900)
Dion Lewis (+3300)
Field (+2900)

The First Turnover of the Game will be?
Fumble (+125)
Interception (-110)
No Turnover in Game (+650)

Will the game go to Overtime?
Yes (+800)
No (-1250)

Will there be a Successful 2-Point Conversion Attempt in the Game?
Yes (+225)
No (-285)

Will there be a missed point after touchdown?
Yes (+250)
No (-325)

Will there be an onside kick attempt in the game?
Yes (-200)
No (+150)

Will a Special Teams or Defensive TD be scored?
Yes (+175)
No (-210)

Will either team convert a fourth down?
Yes (-245)
No (+205)

PATRIOTS PLAYER PROP STATS
Total Passing Yards -- Tom Brady
Over 285.5 (-125)
Under 285.5 (-105)

Total Rushing Yards -- Dion Lewis
Over 55.5 (-125)
Under 55.5 (-105)

Total Receiving Yards -- Rob Gronkowski
Over 75.5 (-115)
Under 75.5 (-115)

Total QB Sacks by the New England Patriots
Over 2.5 (+105)
Under 2.5 (-135)

EAGLES PLAYER PROP STATS
Total Passing Yards -- Nick Foles
Over 235.5 (-125)
Under 235.5 (-105)

Total Rushing Yards -- Jay Ajayi
Over 62.5 (-125)
Under 62.5 (-105)

Total Receiving Yards -- Zach Ertz
Over 57.5 (-125)
Under 57.5 (-105)

Total QB Sacks by the Philadelphia Eagles
Over 2.5 (-105)
Under 2.5 (-125)

EXOTIC PROPS
How many times will Carson Wentz be mentioned during broadcast?
Over 3.5 (-150)
Under 3.5 (+110)

How long will it take for Pink to sing the U.S. National Anthem?
Over 2 minutes (-140)
Under 2 minutes (Even)

Will Pink say "Eagles" before, during, or after she sings the National Anthem?
Yes (+110)
No (-150)

Halftime Show -- Which song will Justin Timberlake sing first?
Can't Stop the Feeling! (+150)
SexyBack (+175)
Rock Your Body (+400)
Cry Me a River (+500)
Mirrors (+550)
Filthy (+750)
True Colors (+800)
Love Never Felt So Good (+900)
What Goes Around...Comes Around (+1000)
Senorita (+1250)
Suit and Tie (+1500)
Any Other Song (+200)

Odds to make a guest appearance during the halftime show
TI (+200)
Jay-Z (+500)
Beyonce (+600)
Jimmy Fallon (+600)
Timbaland (+700)
Nelly Furtado (+800)
Rihanna (+1500)
Drake (+2000)
Britney Spears (+2200)
Snoop Dogg (+2500)
Ciara (+2500)
Madonna (+4000)
*NSYNC (+10000)
Janet Jackson (+20000)

Will Justin Timberlake say “Trump” during halftime show?

Yes +175
No -250

What color will the liquid be that is poured on the head coach of the winning team?
Lime/Green/Yellow (+225)
Orange (+250)
Red (+275)
Clear/Water (+375)
Blue (+1000)
Purple (+1000)

Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first after he is presented the trophy?
Teammates (+200)
God (+400)
City (+500)
Coach (+700)
Owner (+1000)
Family (+2000)
Does not mention any of the above (+250)

Odds to Win USA Today's Super Bowl AdMeter
Budweiser (+400)
Doritos (+600)
Hyundai (+600)
Kia (+700)
Avocados from Mexico (+1100)
Coke (+1200)
Field (+350)

Combined Dilly Dilly's in all Bud Light Super Bowl Commercials
Over 15.5 (-110)
Under 15.5 (-110)

Odds on Most Likely Weather in Minneapolis at Game Time
Snow (-150)
Sunny Skies (+400)
Sleet (+900)
Hail (+2000)
Rain (+10000)
Hurricane (+1,000,000)
Locusts (+100,000,000)

Tallest player to score a touchdown
Over 6-foot-3.5 (-110)
Under 6-foot-3.5 (-110)

Will anyone except Brady or Foles take a snap in the game?
Yes (+120)
No (-160)

Will a player leave the game and not return due to concussion symptoms?

Yes +120
No -150

Will Tom Brady announce retirement after game? (Must be shown on broadcast)

Yes +1200
No -2500

Will Bill Belichick announce retirement after game? (Must be shown on broadcast)

Yes +2500
No -5000

Will Donald Trump take part in pregame interview on NBC?

Yes +360
No -500

Total number of Donald Trump tweets during game?

Over 2.5 (-115)
Under 2.5 (-115)

Will any players take a knee during national anthem?

Yes +275
No -350

Coin toss landing position

Heads (-103)
Tails (-103)

Player coin toss call

Correct (-103)
Wrong (-103)

Team that wins coin toss wins game

Yes (-103)
No (-103)

Bill Belichick wears a hoodie during game

Yes -115
No -115

Color of Bill Belichick hoodie (must wear hoodie for action)

Grey +120
Blue +140
Red +500

Records
Will any player break Super Bowl record of 466 passing yards?

Yes +1000
No -3000

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 215 receiving yards?

Yes +1100
No -4000

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 204 rushing yards?

Yes +1200
No -5500

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 6 touchdown passes?

Yes +1150
No -4500

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 14 receptions?

Yes +1100
No -4000

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 4 sacks?

Yes +1100
No -3500

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 13 tackles?

Yes +950
No -2700

Will any player break Super Bowl record of 4 field goals?

Yes +670
No -2700

Will both teams combine to break Super Bowl record of 10 touchdowns?

Yes +1200
No -5500

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
Only 3.5 mentions of wentz seems awfully low. Does this include pregame and halftime and postgame or just the actual minutes of the game?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I presume they mean from Al Michaels and Colinsworth, but who knows.

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
Does Al Michaels giggle after saying 'big dick nick': Yes (-4000), No (+3500)

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Locusts :laffo:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Over on longest touchdown for $10k please.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Elephanthead posted:

Over on longest touchdown for $10k please.

Over on 15.5 dilly dilly’s.

They’re going to run that poo poo into the ground.

A couple ones jump out at me. Patriots score last and Pats -5 seem to be incongruent so I would probably bet Eagles score last and Pats -5 or the converse.

Eagles score last

Pats -5

Yes for concussions

Under 1.5 yards for shortest TD

Yes to 4th down conversion

Wentz plus Brady for MVP

Most importantly:

If I could I would toss $100 on NSync to reunite. $20 on Britney.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I miss the deflate gate prop bets that the announcers completely ruined.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I feel like 100-1 odds for n sync showing up is a ridiculously good bet. I put all 100k of my virtual money on that

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Anyone got a good Prop Bet party sheet? I found a couple online but they are 90% football related. Would like to find a sheet that has a little more of the ridiculous Trump/'N Synce/Wardrobe malfunction, etc. props on there so that it's more interesting for the people that don't actually care about football.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Drunk Nerds posted:

I feel like 100-1 odds for n sync showing up is a ridiculously good bet. I put all 100k of my virtual money on that

the most likely person i think is Chris Stapleton but he's not even on the list, I wish there was an "Other" section.

Also I'd put a very decent amount of money on Dion Lewis being MVP because drat he's good.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Gobias Ind. posted:

Anyone got a good Prop Bet party sheet? I found a couple online but they are 90% football related. Would like to find a sheet that has a little more of the ridiculous Trump/'N Synce/Wardrobe malfunction, etc. props on there so that it's more interesting for the people that don't actually care about football.

You need something easy to score too no one wants to have to count the number of times Tom Brady calls for a flag when they are trying to build the perfect ratio of cheese to salsa nacho tower.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

I feel like you could MAKE locusts happen for ~10 mil

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What kind of odds could we get on one of Collinsworth or Michaels saying something that precipitates in their firing/resignation?

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Will anyone except Brady or Foles take a snap in the game?
Yes (+120)
No (-160)

Um..are they asking if there are no punts or field goal or extra point attempts? Because if not then, of course somebody other than Brady or Foles will take a snap.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Yates posted:

Will anyone except Brady or Foles take a snap in the game?
Yes (+120)
No (-160)

Um..are they asking if there are no punts or field goal or extra point attempts? Because if not then, of course somebody other than Brady or Foles will take a snap.

yes bet a trillion dollars you can't lose!

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
A prop bet I'm going to try out is betting on the set list for the halftime show, since it's only Justin Timberlake confirmed instead of multiple co-headliners, and his catalog is pretty well-known and unlikely to have any deep cuts. Betting slips need a minimum 3 songs, one point for a correct answer, lose a point for wrong guesses (so if you write 8 songs and he plays 4, you're automatically down 4 points), with tiebreaker being closest to actual order.

It's a little more complicated, but you can set it up before the game even starts while passing appetizers.

Also,

quote:

must wear hoodie for action
is a great screen name

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Coco13 posted:

A prop bet I'm going to try out is betting on the set list for the halftime show, since it's only Justin Timberlake confirmed instead of multiple co-headliners, and his catalog is pretty well-known and unlikely to have any deep cuts. Betting slips need a minimum 3 songs, one point for a correct answer, lose a point for wrong guesses (so if you write 8 songs and he plays 4, you're automatically down 4 points), with tiebreaker being closest to actual order.

It's a little more complicated, but you can set it up before the game even starts while passing appetizers.

Also,

is a great screen name

Be sure to include one tribute song, maybe Zombie since she just died.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Yates posted:

Will anyone except Brady or Foles take a snap in the game?
Yes (+120)
No (-160)

Um..are they asking if there are no punts or field goal or extra point attempts? Because if not then, of course somebody other than Brady or Foles will take a snap.

As a QB. Punters don’t count unless it’s a trick play.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Lote posted:

As a QB. Punters don’t count unless it’s a trick play.

What about a Wildcat?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

General Dog posted:

What about a Wildcat?

It counts. But no one uses the wildcat.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I feel NSYNC showing up is easy money to be honest

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Naw Janet, and this time it's full frontal.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He goes for it, she blocks him playfully then rips away a patch exposing full frank & beans.

Justin then recreates the Prince bit.

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

How much money do you think Al Michaels makes off deliberately going over on the announcer prop bets

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
I made all of my anti-Patriot prop bets this morning. A lot riding on Jay Ayaji.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

swickles posted:

Be sure to include one tribute song, maybe Zombie since she just died.

It's Minnesota, he'll play at least one Prince song

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

The X-man cometh posted:

It's Minnesota, he'll play at least one Prince song

Well now the rumor is there will be a Prince hologram.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

do we have odds on someone taking a knee during the national anthem

e: I just saw that there are, I'll decide soon to take it

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How does Vegas work to prevent people from taking advantage of prop bets by betting on them and then working to make them happen anyway?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How does Vegas work to prevent people from taking advantage of prop bets by betting on them and then working to make them happen anyway?

They don't care. Their goal is to get equal amounts of money bet on each side.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Elephanthead posted:

They don't care. Their goal is to get equal amounts of money bet on each side.

Here in Australia the betting sites take bets on what colour tie a prominent reporter will wear during election night coverage. He proceeded to change his tie to every colour that was bet on during the commercial breaks. They just laughed and paid everyone out.


They make stupid amounts of money on every other bet.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How does Vegas work to prevent people from taking advantage of prop bets by betting on them and then working to make them happen anyway?

Yeah I was thinking about the Gatorade bath colour. +1000 for blue or purple? That's a fairly easy result to engineer for someone on the inside.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Elephanthead posted:

They don't care. Their goal is to get equal amounts of money bet on each side.
Though WWE writers are known to bet money on wrestling bets....yes this really happens...and clean house. One guy bet $3.42 on getting every match right and won $42k off it last year.


http://amp.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0915/632175/gambling-sites-may-drop-wwe-after-someone-made-over-45k-betting/

I know this is all suepr OT, but it's so goddamn hillarious I figure people would enjoy it.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Lote posted:

Over on 15.5 dilly dilly’s.

They’re going to run that poo poo into the ground.

A couple ones jump out at me. Patriots score last and Pats -5 seem to be incongruent so I would probably bet Eagles score last and Pats -5 or the converse.

Eagles score last

Pats -5

Yes for concussions

Under 1.5 yards for shortest TD

Yes to 4th down conversion

Wentz plus Brady for MVP

Most importantly:

If I could I would toss $100 on NSync to reunite. $20 on Britney.

Yikes. That’s a terrible way to win a prop bet on the concussion. I hope Brandon Cooks is ok.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Lote posted:

Yikes. That’s a terrible way to win a prop bet on the concussion. I hope Brandon Cooks is ok.

what exactly was a good way


also hell yeah i had a good day on props

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

G-Hawk posted:

what exactly was a good way


also hell yeah i had a good day on props

Head butting someone after a TD?

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


This is the second year in a row I have taken a prop on Over 2.5 players attempt a pass and the second year in a row I stood up shouting at the TV at an otherwise meaningless and unsuccessful play much to the confusion of the party around me. (The Brady missed-catch.)

It doesn’t ever pay super well but it’s so fun to root for because every time you see that slow developing trick play there’s a rush of excitement that he’s gonna get the loving thing off without a flag.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I was so close to my over on the long touchdown a bunch of times but I didn't bet so it didn't matter.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

The Glumslinger posted:

Head butting someone after a TD?

Or the wall, Gus Frerotte style

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