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Sisi?
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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




ABDEL FATTAH AL-SISI: incumbent



AHMED KONSOWA: jailed



AHMED SHAFIQ: maybe kidnapped



SAMI HAFEZ ANAN: arrested



KHALED ALI: received a suspended jail sentence

For me the solution is obvious: these wacky boys have to stop getting in trouble!

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
cuck like an egyptian~

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Seems legit

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I think I'll vote Sisi because these other guys seem sketchy.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Is sisi our friend for the time being

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


whatever happened to sabahi he seemed ok

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

whatever happened to sabahi he seemed ok

IDK but he was probably some form of subversive and now has a disqualifying prison record.

Or is dead? Again, IDK.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
sisi doesn't even look flamboyant enough for a north african dictator

the bar is set high

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is sisi our friend for the time being

he's an :orb: toucher

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
i vote Thutmose I for pharaoh, he kept us safe from atenists

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Baloogan posted:

sisi doesn't even look flamboyant enough for a north african dictator

the bar is set high

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol that owns

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
hes not a dictator, this is a Free and Fair election, the other guys just keep on goofin~

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Where is Goku?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i got money on sisi

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
please do not photo copy me

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

All of egypt right now

svenkatesh
Sep 5, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Rigged Death Trap posted:

All of egypt right now


Please translate the chicken scratch in that speech bubble.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

isn't sisi just isis spelled backwards ?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


illuminati confirmed

Fizzil
Aug 24, 2005

There are five fucks at the edge of a cliff...



svenkatesh posted:

Please translate the chicken scratch in that speech bubble.

“a book about guys with bad luck... surely i am cited in it [as an authority]”

Fizzil has issued a correction as of 11:51 on Jan 29, 2018

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

Peanut President posted:

isn't sisi just isis spelled backwards ?

holy poo poo

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/saadabedine/status/957866550320443393

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a candidate.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Mousa!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
mods???

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Time remaining to Sisi having his own monogrammed suit?

and will it look like this

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Is it the controlled opposition

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Yo, is anyone else really feeling Sisi? Because he seems like a true patriot who 100% of Egyptians can get behind or else.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sisi is such an inspiration of the enduring success of the arab spring and how it could be saved even after the egyptions accidentally elected the wrong guy

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/ahramonline/status/960181155206193153

Mousa!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
*click*

(but it's handcuffs instead of the phone)

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

bold

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lets see if it pays off

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/978420245391118337

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

about 1 million egyptian voters put in Mohamed Salah (soccer superstar who plays for Liverpool) as their vote for egyptian president instead of any of the candidates

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

just told my wife if she doesn’t vote bernie 2020 I’m giving her this treatment

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

wild walid

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Hes a Walid card

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
The Soon To Be Disappeared Walid

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

He's running.

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