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im the space phallus on his jacket
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thanks, now i can't unsee it
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President Beep posted:im the space phallus on his jacket 
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ok hes def trolling
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Gazpacho posted:ok hes def projecting notice the bald head as well. 
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Feb 3, 2018 22:32
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where did you get this picture of me as i read a text from your mom
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Salt Fish posted:PHP is great, especially newer versions of it, but it's always been pretty good for when you need to output some HTML based on some POST data and MySQL stuff.
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during my first year and a half i would have killed to work on a Mason site rather than the CGI.pm shitheap i was stuck with
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that's a penis
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im the natural born killers aesthetic
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Rex-Goliath posted:that's a penis 
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We're here to announce an exciting breakthrough in the miniaturization of rocket technology We call it the Pocket Rocket
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Rex-Goliath posted:that's a penis
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nice choad
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Gazpacho posted:how do you spot a terrible coder to get rid of immediately?
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future tech booble hubris is gonna be entombed for millions of years inside the dead crew capsules orbiting earth, carrying failed rocket adventures of modern stock market snake oil salesmen
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There Will Be Penalty posted:perl and mason are what php should have been. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. perl is poo poo but php is even more poo poo and has a history of godawful baggage. the only good things about php over perl are that it has a grammar and a better object system (though moose is cool). html::mason was way the heck ahead of it stime i wouldn't start a new mason project in tyool 2018 though
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perl mason will serve no page before its age
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Gazpacho posted:perl mason will serve no page before its age
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Gazpacho posted:perl mason will serve no page before its age 
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Has anyone ever used mason besides amazon 10 years ago?
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Gazpacho posted:perl mason will serve no page before its age hehe
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echinopsis posted:that fact he has so much money is evidence he's bad wisdom
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Gazpacho posted:perl mason will serve no page before its age
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NEED MORE MILK posted:I’d happily opt out of their carrier if they would allow it a guy without time to take a poo poo in the bathroom probably doesn't feel too bad about throwing the wrong box at my house, signing some other guy's name and then photographing it from a moving car on his way out of the neighbourhood
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hah did you guys like the alexa commercial? its great that bezos starred in his own commercial, just like a suburban a mattress dealer (and with all of the acting talent)
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buying fuel to go to the store and delivering your own purchases that's wakkie nu nu
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yard salad posted:hah did you guys like the alexa commercial? its great that bezos starred in his own commercial, just like a suburban a mattress dealer (and with all of the acting talent) you do NOT speak down to jake jabs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34bVPx2_Vj4
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working in the warehouse software group taught me that pager duty is the best way to teach someone to build software that can work without them around it also taught me that many devs won't learn even then and that when those devs end up managing you and dictating your priorities you best move on
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Jeff Bozo more like
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Rude!
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spb posted:Jeff Bozo more like 
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Gazpacho posted:working in the warehouse software group taught me that pager duty is the best way to teach someone to build software that can work without them around are we talking about some batch process that occasionally hangs and has to be manually restarted and a dev is totally ok with being paged at rear end o’ clock just to bounce the process because team spirit or whatever it is that makes an 80 hour week acceptable Coffee Jones fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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spb posted:Jeff Bozo more like i was enjoying this thread, but as usual some goon has to take things too far by saying something totally over the line.
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Coffee Jones posted:are we talking about some batch process that occasionally hangs and has to be manually restarted Coffee Jones posted:and a dev is totally ok with being paged at rear end o’ clock just to bounce the process because team spirit or whatever it is that makes an 80 hour week acceptable
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wonder how long until everyone works for amazon
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just wanted to point out amazon is literally a pos now that they run a grocer and convenience stores
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Agile Vector posted:just wanted to point out amazon is literally a pos now that they run a grocer and convenience stores 
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Sniep posted:wonder how long until everyone works for amazon Immigration debates are finally settled once all americans are required to swipe their badge at the border.
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